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  1. 05-02-03, 10:45 PM #1
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    OT: Can Laptops fly?

    Doesnt look like it

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  2. 05-02-03, 10:52 PM #2
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    I hope he doesn't kill her.
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    Originally posted by ViNcEnXo
    I hope he doesn't kill her.
    throw her of the balconey
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  4. 06-02-03, 06:18 AM #4
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    he might be rich enough for it to mean nothing to him, but then again, america might not go to war with iraq
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  5. 06-02-03, 06:18 AM #5
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    No more p0rn for that lappy..
    Have you heard??
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  6. 06-02-03, 06:41 AM #6
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    I'm sure he'll get oer it.

    You can always go and buy another lappy but to find that special chick.....
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  7. 06-02-03, 06:50 AM #7
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    hmm i recon it would be "what would you do to your ex-girlfirend if she threw your lappy off the balcony, and now while giving you a lappy"
    This is a post i wrote by mistake, which is nice...

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  8. 06-02-03, 07:50 AM #8
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    Originally posted by DrNick
    No more p0rn for that lappy..
    i notice he/she took the hard drive out of the lappy so many happy hrs of porning can continue on to their next porn viewer.
    =
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  9. 06-02-03, 09:02 AM #9
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    tell toshiba their stuff sucks... it just blew up on him :\
    get one of those titanium laptops and laugh when she tries to do it again, heh
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  10. 06-02-03, 09:35 AM #10
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    dump her.
    take her to small claims court.
    judge will rule in your favour , $3580 plus expenses back in your pocket.
    simple
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  11. 06-02-03, 10:01 AM #11
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    Bitches these days.. pharkk!
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  12. 06-02-03, 10:10 AM #12
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  13. 06-02-03, 10:24 AM #13
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    I would spew if my girl did that - if someone is prone to such outbursts because you "spend too much time on it", then clearly she's not "that special girl". Or maybe "special" in a different way...

    That's the sole reason I've been single for so long. I don't want some bitch throwing my laptop off the balcony! Hmm, hang on, I don't own a laptop...

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  14. 06-02-03, 10:29 AM #14
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    Originally posted by Sebstar
    get one of those titanium
    Stuff the titanium, they fracture very easily.

    I'd prefer plastic laptop anyday. The stuff they use to make those iBooks is awesome.
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  15. 06-02-03, 10:29 AM #15
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    I think everyone is missing the point here... what the hell was she doing out of the kitchen in the first place???

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  16. 06-02-03, 10:39 AM #16
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    She would taste the back of my hand and then be locked back in her gimp box!
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  17. 06-02-03, 10:39 AM #17
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  18. 06-02-03, 10:42 AM #18
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    I think everyone is missing the point here... what the hell was she doing out of the kitchen in the first place???
    So True!
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  19. 06-02-03, 10:52 AM #19
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    There was a couple of years of C++ project on there too.....
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  20. 06-02-03, 11:47 AM #20
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    Actually the board doesn't look too bad from those photos, I have a keyboard for it right here, that just leaves an LCD, HDD & a few cover assy's. I'll have it if it's going in the bin.
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  21. 06-02-03, 01:14 PM #21
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    If it's who I think it is, I feel sorry for her, not him.
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    Originally posted by Rz
    dump her.
    take her to small claims court.
    judge will rule in your favour , $3580 plus expenses back in your pocket.
    simple
    Definately a case for Judge Judy...
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  23. 06-02-03, 02:52 PM #23
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    maybe he was a computer gimp and spent 90% of his time on the computer, if so he deserves it
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    NISMO... what do you mean "maybe"

    and what do you mean "90%".....

    (if you get my drift)
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  25. 06-02-03, 03:43 PM #25
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    ok ok, he was most likly... better?? hehehehe
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    A woman with a bit of zest.......I like fiesty women! :P

    Mind u if my g/f did that to my laptop (i do have a g/f and i do

    have a laptop lol) she'd get five across the eyes...
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  27. 06-02-03, 04:33 PM #27
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    she would have a reason, its not like she would have been bored and thought to herself, "hmmm. lets see what happens if........"
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  28. 07-02-03, 10:34 AM #28
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  29. 07-02-03, 10:41 AM #29
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    to many gimps
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  30. 07-02-03, 10:43 AM #30
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    "What punishment would you inflict on your girlfriend is she......
    Threw your 2 month old your $3,580 Toshiba P4 1.6Ghz laptop off the balcony, landing two stories below?

    Wondering why she did it? Aparrently for spending too much time on it."

    Apparently? He decidated a whole site to his g/f throwing his laptop off the balcony!! I say go girl and anyone that spends too much time on their computer and not with their g/f or b/f deserves it. This is a case of "do you love your computer more than me or what, want to marry and **** and die with that computer? NO!? Then show a litle bit of appreciation for the people around you, or I will throw it off the balcony."

    I bet he thought she was joking, girls always give warning before doing something drastic (usually) so I say he deserved it, and might think twice before tucking that or any other computer away at night with a sweet goodnight kiss.

    It is the same deal as guys loving their cars more than their g/f

    I think I have found my new idle though... were can I find this girl
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