fucking cocksucker who thinks he owns the road

[Tripper]

I'm the other one/

this one




and NWS
http://www.starlyon.com/walkie/NSFWNelso.jpg

[sean]

Can Uncle be the mod for rants???
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Buy iolite vaporizer

[Nelso]

ha yeah

[F|sh]

Hmm Nelso And Nash = Brothers?

[Uncle]

Poolroom?

[Peter...]

Its epic self-ownage thats for sure.

[Stix Zadinia]

just think, if you'd punched on you could've gone to gaol and pf would be without your massive intellect

[Lobster]

is this you nelso ? or you the other one

Hey wow! That is my awesome photshop from years ago...
I am awesome!

[Deus Ex]

wow that Good-Year hat is awsome, probably worth more now that the AU plant has been closed down!

[BundyBeej]

Wow, so much to say….

Firstly; a lot of cunts have made good points on here; but I’ve cot some commenting to do.

Straight up, I hate slow cunts, dumb fucks that can’t drive and people that are completely oblivious to the environment around them.

Everyone here has said you shouldn’t tailgate – I agree, to a point. If someone is going the speed limit, and I want to go faster; well then I just wait for the next safe point to over take. They’re doing the right thing, so there is no reason to get up them – it’s not their fault I’m in a hurry, or want to have some fun through the twisty bits along the way.

But when some incompetent mutherfucking arse eating cock bag is doing 10-20km under the speed limit, I will get sufficiently close to the rear of the car, and proceed to fill up the entire lane (left to right) in the hope that they’re just off with the fairies and they’ll notice me and speed up to the limit.

What shits me is when these cunt stains get all high and mighty and tap their brakes or wave me off in the mirror because I’m to close. How bout you do the fucking speed limit you syphilitic pile of excrement!

My other pet hate is arrogant sack biting jew cunts that sit on, or just below the speed limit, in the right hand lane of the motorway/freeway/highway. Especially when there is no one beside them in the left lane, but there is a guy too close to me behind in the left lane, for me to safely pull out and over take Captain Slow on the left. As soon as the opportunity arises, I’ll drop a couple of cogs and fly past with the horn ablaze in the vein hope that I’ll wake your niggardly arse up and you move the fuck over so that the 6km of traffic that’s backed up in the right hand lane can pass your heap of shit.

I mostly sit in the right lane, doing above the speed limit, over taking people in the left lane, but if someone comes flying up behind me, I’ll move over and let them pass, just cos I’m going 20 over the limit, doesn’t mean I can stay in the right lane while they want to do 40 over.

Now feel free to give me a rib about speeding and how its dangerous and all that shit, but fuck, the 2 accidents I’ve been in where caused by other people either crashing into the back of my car, or t-boning me at low speed (under 40, both in 60 zones) because they weren’t paying attention. They were on the phone, or trying to fiddle with their tick-tack-cocks. So don’t get offended when I politely tell you to go fist yourself when you lecture me about speed.

I used to have a ’98 Lancer coupe a few years back. It was a decent little weak bucket – but it always went, and for a youngin, that’s good enough. Now most fags would go put chromies on, and a cannon, and ‘pimp’ out the tail lights or what ever. All I did was get a decent set of 15” mags with some good tyres, and put some cross drilled and slotted rotors with some decent pads on up front. The little white machine could stop on a fuckin dime. It weighed about as much as your mum’s left tit, and the brakes were fuckin sweet.

One day, some dickless nigger-fucking cock jockey cut me off about 4m in front of me. It was a relatively sharp corner and had 2 lanes, which turned back into one about 30m after the corner finished. There was a long line of traffic (as it was a single lane before the corner) and as soon as the 2nd lane appeared, I dropped it into 2nd and went to over take a dozen people on the inside (it’s a 70 zone, the recommended speed for the corner is 40, and I was taking the corner at about 80). I was just coming up to the apex of the corner when Mr IDB just cut from the outside lane right in front of me….and he was doing about 50.

I applied the brakes and shaved off 30 clicks in no time, but ended up rather very close the back of his jew mobile. I mean, the knob gobbler just cut me off ffs! I’m still just touching the brakes, and this sack starts to slow down….40….35…30…all the other cars are overtaking us in the left lane. I back off and give the syph bag some room. He proceeds to speed up to about 55 and so do i….. he is really pissing me off now and all I want to do is fucking get to where I’m going. There is also a huge line of traffic made up of pissed off cunts behind us cos we’re going so fucking slow.

The arse rapist then points over his roof to the side of the road and then proceeds to pull over – I think ‘WTF is the cock bag smoking’ and drop it a gear and get up to the limit and continue on my way. Just as I pass him, he cuts off some other poor cunt who was thinking the same as me, and then the cock cowboy puts his high beams on and proceeds to fill my rear view with his bulbar and spotties.

He does this for about 1km while I do the speed limit, and then when we get to two lanes again he roars up next to me and starts shouting something at me about him having no cock and not being able to fulfil his wifes needs or something like that. Also offers to follow me and smash my head in. I decline his offer and advise him that doing so could land him in jail. He then proceeds to swerve at me, trying to run me off the road. Still, there are dozens of cars behind us, trying to get past this fuck stain.

He eventually does cut in front of me again, forcing me to stop. He is blocking both lanes again, and all the traffic is stopped behind us. I’ve pulled up about 15m behind him; and he gets out of his ego machine – the dude is large, and very pissed off. He is inviting me to get out and come talk with his fists.

I had a couple of options – one; run the cunt down, and smash his legs between my bonnet and the side of his car (damaging my car, which wouldn’t have been cool). Two, get out and produce my 25” telescopic security baton and proceed to shatter his knee caps and his face; or alternately grab my knife and stab the cunt in the heart. OR, my other option was to not go to jail for teaching some over-psyched, under-sexed vaginal blood-fart of a dickhead a lesson he wouldn’t soon forget.

I took that option and drove on the dirt to get around the fucker.

He was ranting that I was tailgating him, and that I had endangered the small children he had in the car. He was the one that didn’t indicate and that just pulled out in front of me while I was obviously over taking, and then continued to endanger his (read: the milkman/pool boy/postman’s) kids lives by driving like a tool and trying to fight some poor cunt who he almost crushed in his 2t+ maiming machine.

Fuck that shit! I took the ‘pussy option’ because it wasn’t worth me going to jail for killing the guy (with witnesses present), because he sure as hell wasn’t going to lay a finger on me. Fuck that nigger loving cunt for forcing me to make that decision in the first place.

And as for bikes – I always try to look out for you, but it’s hard when you cunts are always weaving in and out of traffic (I know that all of you don’t do it, but there are enough cunts that do, to piss me off).

There, I think I said everything I wanted to.

[2rismo]

my brain hurts

[ken2903]

fuckhead, lol.

[Sport4]

wall of text

[FatBoy]

I too am a softcock just like Nelso...

Fixed.

[sejanus]

christ what a load of drivel

[BundyBeej]

Fixed.

Tis true, i'm not man enough to take it in the arse from a cell mate like you can.

[FatBoy]

[phat-turbo]

bundy.... your post was by far too articulated for this section of pf.... moreso, your grammar and spelling is by far too good for pf in general...

you fail, 1/10 ... and you only scored 1 because im a bogan and thought maybe bundybeej means you like gods finest, black tar bundy rumbo

[MartyXF]

So looks like Nelso's bf has come in to defend his partners honour.

Kinda romantic?

[Tripper]

bundy.... your post was by far too articulated for this section of pf.... moreso, your grammar and spelling is by far too good for pf in general...

you fail, 1/10 ... and you only scored 1 because im a bogan and thought maybe bundybeej means you like gods finest, black tar bundy rumbo

im going to guess that he likes giving Blow jobs with a mouth full of bundy hence the name

[BundyBeej]

bundy.... your post was by far too articulated for this section of pf.... moreso, your grammar and spelling is by far too good for pf in general...

you fail, 1/10 ... and you only scored 1 because im a bogan and thought maybe bundybeej means you like gods finest, black tar bundy rumbo

ha, my bad. Will try to spell not so goodly from now on.

And correct, Bundy stads for the holiest of drinks! I'll make sure i've had a few of them before i post next.

[Nelso]

thanks for bringing this thread back up. i got new tyres today so plenty of skids all over the coast, hope u guys spot me so u can teach me a lesson or two because i'm sure you'd all be as quick witted in real life, just like you are sitting on the reply screen waiting for something funny to pop in ur head

[BundyBeej]

im going to guess that he likes giving Blow jobs with a mouth full of bundy hence the name

that's original. No really, never heard that exact one before.

[BundyBeej]

thanks for bringing this thread back up. i got new tyres today so plenty of skids all over the coast, hope u guys spot me so u can teach me a lesson or two because i'm sure you'd all be as quick witted in real life, just like you are sitting on the reply screen waiting for something funny to pop in ur head

Quick or dim?

Good luck with those skids! I hear the cops like to give awards for that shit.

[Nelso]

italics = sarcasm. its a pf rule

[walkie]

x2 , your lucky it wasnt Uncle you were tailgating , he would've broken your finger off and stabbed you with it , then used your fingernail as a screwdriver to de-tune your POS falcon.

[Deus Ex]

Fuck me, it takes balls (or lack of brains) to come onto PF and tell us how you are totally rad and awsome at drivign around cutns with only 9 posts.

[Sicarius123]

Bundybeej should of started his own rant.

[BundyBeej]

italics = sarcasm. its a pf rule

sorry, didnt know i had to point out the sacasm - forgot some people need a helping hand in recognising shit.

Fuck me, it takes balls (or lack of brains) to come onto PF and tell us how you are totally rad and awsome at drivign around cutns with only 9 posts.

yes, cos nothing ever happened in my life before joining PF - so i wouldnt have anything to say untill ive been on here for ages.

[BundyBeej]

Bundybeej should of started his own rant.

im probly banned from doing that now - they're too easy to read, what with all the grammar and shit, need to cunt them up some more and shit.