Dear PF.

[gianttomato]

Dear PF, Peter they call me
under the altar the priests adore me

In my loose arse, it goes in to the hilt
on PF rants, at windmills I tilt

All day and all night I rant and I rave
but you all know it's cock that I crave

But don't cry for me now PF brothers
I'll make lame jokes about how I fucked your mothers

[tremolo]

Hey yo, hey yo

Sometimes my love for PF fades
Maybe it's just because I've got AIDS
Or maybe it's because I'm as black as the ace of spades
It makes me want to pull out my razor blades
Like I did when in school I got bad grades
Life is so tough I need a maid
It's like I never get paid
Goodbye PF I should never have stayed
I am a massive gaylord sooky girls blouse

And we out

[3gig4me]

Yo, hey whats happening dudes
Im a raving homo, but thats between me and you
Chowing down on cocks wherever I go
Gotta love the taste when the priest blows
One of these days Im a gunna stop
But for now I just love sooking and sucking cock

[gianttomato]

Peter the fag called me an e-stalker
but PF knows he's the shit talker

Whinging and whining, you'd think he's a kid
I'd rather read about the giant squid

Bosons, muons, Hadron collider
Peter is the big cock rider

Peter is clearly a little bit twitty
this brings to an end my little ditty

[Bogan]

That Peter fellow he loves to eat cocks,
doesn't slice pepperoni his butt ain't a money box.

On the day he realised that he was gay,
he listed his arse 'No Reserve' on eBay.

He waited for the price to rise but it never did,
so now it's available on Winningbid.

[gianttomato]

Some people would call this poetic justice.

[FatBoy]

ibpeterneverfuckingrantsagain

Wow. I wasn't even drinking last night. Look out tonight Pete...

Some of you guys have da skillz...

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Before i go
Just a short note
About Pete loving man juice
Shot straight down his throat

He rants and he raves,
He calls me a heathen,
But i'm not the one
Guzzling litres of semen

He preaches love and peace
But then calls me a cunt
When it comes to rants
He's just not in the hunt

And now i must go
But i'll be back i am sure
As the priest did to Pete,
I'll unload on him more...

[gianttomato]

That is your best work yet.

[Bogan]

Did someone upgrade the forum version?

[Fondles]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha this thread delivers.... top stuff guys,gays and girls...

[Dicko]

Before i go
Just a short note
About Pete loving man juice
Shot straight down his throat

He rants and he raves,
He calls me a heathen,
But i'm not the one
Guzzling litres of semen

He preaches love and peace
But then calls me a cunt
When it comes to rants
He's just not in the hunt

And now i must go
But i'll be back i am sure
As the priest did to Pete,
I'll unload on him more...

I hereby award you a Nobel Literature prize for that one, good work

[Vicko]

Tell it to the fairies at the bottom of the garden that you so vehemently believe in, you inbred, oxygen thieving cunt.

I just wish someone herd all the brain dead, deluded religious cunts in the world into an enclosed space and gas them.

I dont really know the background on this thread, but I'm assuming its something to do with religion? Either way comments like that are just ignorant, juvenile and pathetic, not to mention particularly insulting to anyone who might be jewish.

I hope there's a joke Im missing..

[FatBoy]

Vicko, nah, it's just giving Pete a serve re his recent rants mate.

And he's a prime candidate to cop some flack given his love and compassion for others -
Exhibit a) - http://www.performanceforums.com/for...3&postcount=14

As for Rowdy's post yeah, a bit much. I think they dated once...

[Vicko]

Right I havent been following the recent rants much.. so I'm outta the loop - So these aren't the droids I'm looking for? Move along then?

[edo]

Vicko, mate...youre up on the defensive a tad arent you?

Read his first post...I dont get the religious bit either but its obviously some other thread...its the first post in this one that has resulted in much hilarity.

When you getting the blade? Lets go for a ride...if I go with you I might not get rained on as much.

[gianttomato]

This thread is about serving it up to Peter...

Young Nelso we love to mock and ridicule
and that guy whose avatar is a spinning molecule*

But now we have a new cause to promote
Peter, whose arse the priests motor boat

With values so liberal and carefree
his NA Supra provides liberty

He cries about his spilt chardonnay
we find this nonsense tres passe

All over PF he spits his venom
yet his shit is aged like stonewash denim

Get a life, emo, go get a life
take to your wrists with a knife

He quoted me today in his sig
you need to do better to have a dig

Bitch and moan, whine all you want
we all think you're a cunt.


Werd. Peace out.





*spinning molecule avatar is actually cool - I needed something to rhyme with "ridicule".

[MartyXF]

So much ownage, so many lols, love it.

[Vicko]

Vicko, mate...youre up on the defensive a tad arent you?

Read his first post...I dont get the religious bit either but its obviously some other thread...its the first post in this one that has resulted in much hilarity.

When you getting the blade? Lets go for a ride...if I go with you I might not get rained on as much.

I guess I'm just getting tired of the religious bashing.. its like all the people who used to argue that V8s were better than 4s (and visa versa) have finally woken up that it was a stupid argument and have moved on to another stupid argument.. they just havent caught on yet that this one is stupid too Its not like Im a bible basher, I just find the whole thing tends to go too far at some point, and the ones who are arguing the most are generally the most ignorant.

I wont be getting my new bike till after the GP.. but yeah we should go for a ride - have I mentioned how good the new blade is

[Greg Rust]

Where the Fuck is Uncle in all of this?

And why is Peter so angry?

It's not like PF is his life and this somehow affects your day to day operation, except sometimes you will remember something funny at a later date and some one asks you 'Whats so funny?'

Never mind.

[Nitephyre]

Religion makes people angry and blow shit up as well as nail a carpenters son to a wooden cross. Ironic, really.

[FatBoy]

Now come on guys
So he has an imaginary friend
And he likes fairytales,
With his busted rear end

We laugh at the man
And joke he has no brain
But the man cops anal
Why laugh at his pain ?

He has not posted lately
I guess he's just mad
He's talking upstairs
It's really quite sad

We shouldn't laugh
Perhaps he's not gay
But straight men own turbos
N/A - oh no way

He's quite a clever boy
His rants are just tricks
It's all a charade
He really wants dicks

So he rants and he raves
But does nothing with class
It's almost as if
He wants us on his arse

So where do we go
Have we run out of wit ?
It's almost as if
He likes copping our shit

So Peter i'm done
It's almost time to quit
So i'll end this post -
With you're a fuckwit !

[ken2903]

An open letter to the PF Community.

I'm fucking sick of you whiney, shit-talking arrogant self important fuckstains who couldn't even fucking put your fucking pathetic egos aside for 2 and a half fucking femtoseconds to consider the other cunts point of view. WELL FUCK YOURSELVES HARD IN A BUSHFIRE YOU CUNTS. You think you're so fucking special well you fucking AREN'T you matter about as much as how often dave gets drunk per week. You've upset my previously well-balanced and calm sense of humour with your fucking wanker, 13 year old girlfriend-magaizine-reading schoolgirl on the rag attitudes if one FUCKING TWENTIETH of you fucken internet tuffcunts said the same shit in a pub to someone I'd fucken buy the whole place a round of fucking KEGS and fucken lol my way out of the joint on a fucking golden unicorn. WHEN did this fucken place turn into a bunch of martyxf's circle jerking each other into irrelevance? Fuck me, stop with this fucking pathetic horseshit you cuntfarts. I'd rather set my arsehole on fire and put the fucking cunt out with an angry rhinocerous than see another pretend hardcunt attempt to string together a fucking halfarsed overused insult that wasn't funny to begin with and is about as funny as a beige wall now.This fucking place used to be decent, now its the same fucking threads and posts over and fucking over and over and the same jokes and the same fucking lame, pissweak fucking hardcase attitude. Get over yourselves you fucking cocksuckers and shut the fuck up. Think before you fucking write you shitspouting morons.

Love always,
Pete

+ 1/2

I agree with the sentiment but your delivery sucked.

As for the responses, some of them are a little funny but most are just nasty even for this place.

[crack]

You join PF with a score of none
And earn respect points with lolz and good fun

Pete you’ve earnt your respect; don’t spoil it now
By revealing, in detail, the cocks that you’ve plowed

In case you forgot this is a forum about cars
Not about heaven, shit rants and your arse

Don’t listen to them Pete your supra is gnarly
Like a three cylinder charade, with stock stroke and carby

Time to settle down and get on with your life
Take the priest’s position; give yours to your wife

Don’t “flick” away your chance of success
You only get one shot in the land of PF

[Fondles]

fuckin brilliant guys... best thread ever.

[BoganDAVE]

You join PF with a score of none
And earn respect points with lolz and good fun

Pete you’ve earnt your respect; don’t spoil it now
By revealing, in detail, the cocks that you’ve plowed

In case you forgot this is a forum about cars
Not about heaven, shit rants and your arse

Don’t listen to them Pete your supra is gnarly
Like a three cylinder charade, with stock stroke and carby

Time to settle down and get on with your life
Take the priest’s position; give yours to your wife

Don’t “flick” away your chance of success
You only get one shot in the land of PF

gay rhyme, fucking weak, massive fail, you should be banned.

[oxy]

its like all the people who used to argue that V8s were better than 4s

I'm still arguing after all these years

[BoganDAVE]

I'm still arguing after all these years

No argument here, no point arguing with correctness.

If you said welds were better than convos I would be all over that shit like a Greek weightlifter on steroids

[gianttomato]

+ 1/2

Ken2903, your opinion is free
On the matter of Peter, we must disagree

Peter I'm a doctor, I present you with fact
It's one way traffic for the digestive tract

So when in your rectum you take that cock
it's medical science that you mock

It's somewhat trite, a little banal
think about what goes in your anal canal

You were compared to uncle, king of the rants
the bitches know what lurks in his pants

Lawn mower, broken finger, LS1, GT40
we're here to tell you NA Supra ain't sporty

Nor is your pissant tryhard whining
Another cock's dome you need to be shining

So don't be angry, don't be pissed
You're now on my PF buddy list

[bernie-rx7]

Let me have a go;

Sorry Peter sorry old mate
PF is king and you're just the bait

Whats your cycle? you're obviously bleeding,
That time of month your hormones are screaming

My wife says that nurofen settles her down
take some of that you fucking arse clown

Why have a moan, why have a whinge?
PF didn't change its you that's the bitch

so get up off the floor you blubbering mess
grab whats left of your cock and remember what it is

you're a man for fuck sake, get a fucking grip
you've been here too long to let standards slip.

so they call you a cunt so they call you a name
cyberboy tough guys they're all the same

turn the cheek and give some back is the motto
then down to the pub all good mates getting blotto

Dont cry about PF like a silly young pup
Take some cement and harden the fuck up!

[oxy]

No argument here, no point arguing with correctness.

Lay some skin brother

If you said welds were better than convos I would be all over that shit like a Greek weightlifter on steroids

Even Boothy knows Convos are better than Welds, hence the reason he tried to swap his Welds for Convos. Hell, didn't he even try and swap Welds for a set of FR simmons to suit a datto. That's how gay Welds are