Speeding fine: Can I pay online?

[Sketchy]

So I got a fine in the 6.3 a few weeks back (nothing serious, 80 in a 70 zone you snaeky cunts) and can NOT be fucked to deal with the bogans and general scum feeders down at the local Queensland department of transport. Can these be paid online viz Bpay or similar? Had a squizz on the DOT website, of course nothing useful at all.

Ticket is equally as helpful saying I can pay by cheque or in person. Anyone know if there is a way round this without me having to go outside in the wet today?

Cheers cunts.

[oxy]

Should have just paid it on the day

[tremolo]

No, because we live in the fucking dark ages

I got a fine the other day, had to line up at QLD Transport to get a number so I could join the queue. Yes, I had to line up to get in a line. FUCKING SHITCUNTS

Anyway the answer is to pay the fine using a bag of loose change.

[tinkerbell]

http://www.sdro.nsw.gov.au/

[AussieN14]

qld'ers can't pay this shit online? has the govt not heard of the internet?

last speeding fine i got, which was about 7 years ago, i copped it sweet, went home and paid the fine within an hour of the cop giving it to me, all online.

Not unusual the NSW govt makes it as easy as possible to get your cash!! and screw up everything else.

Can you cunts at least do rego's online? or you have to line up for that shit too?

[psssi98]

NO you can't as I recently had to go wait like a cunt in the CBD office also known as QLD Transport Imports section cos of the number of fucking curries and chinks fresh off the boat and wanting a licence therefore clogging the joint up. Fucking cunts!

I do go at 9am when they open though so the cunt and curry factor is low. Note to Bris CBD'ers - don't rock up at 9am on Wednesdays to QT in the city as they have a weekly circle jerk until 930am on that day - been caught out twice by that fucking shit. Who the fuck gets to start work at 930 except useless Gov't cunts! There is a chick there with huge boobs behind the counter though so kinda makes up for it.

[Mr Ed]

Wait until they send you a warning/reminder notice, then you can pay by credit card over the phone or at a post office. How the fuck they can turn over $10 million+ a year and not have a Bpay system is beyond me. Useless cunts.

[hostile]

Cant even do a credit card over the phone?

[psssi98]

Not off a copper issued ticket but if it's a camera etc no probs. The logic is breath taking!

[edo]

I they did that down here they would need bigger vic roads offices...and they could pay for them with fines.

[Deceiver]

Fucking hoon. You deserve all the pain and suffering that you get, you monster. Don't you know that you killed 10 babies while you were speeding?!

Rot in hell, asshole.

[crack]

go to a post office and pay by money order ($5 fee). beats the shit out of going to QLD Transport.

[Pol Pot]

Yep.. we live in 1925..

Just go to the Southport one, they have a drive-through for paying fines* which is usually pretty quick

* I'm not actually shitting you.

[Sketchy]

Fucking hoon. You deserve all the pain and suffering that you get, you monster. Don't you know that you killed 10 babies while you were speeding?!

Rot in hell, asshole.

What do you think the three point star on the front is for cunt? No point killing babies if you cant line them up first....

Yep.. we live in 1925..

Just go to the Southport one, they have a drive-through for paying fines* which is usually pretty quick

* I'm not actually shitting you.

That would be great except I'm on the northside of brisbane. Maybe I should go to Morayfield or something, much more likely to have this sort of setup round there.

[Nitephyre]

I just paid one a month ago with this link, although it was a Phunny Photo in the mail. CLICKY

[Sketchy]

Doesnt work for fines the cunts hand you personally because they are too retarded to be able to print a reference number on the ticket.

Thanks anyway cunt

[Merry Vanly Stan]

Yep.. we live in 1925..

Just go to the Southport one, they have a drive-through for paying fines* which is usually pretty quick

* I'm not actually shitting you.

lollllllllllllllllll.... fscking gold coast!

[lysdexia]

Wait until they send you a warning/reminder notice, then you can pay by credit card over the phone or at a post office.

that. once you get the official printed one from the transport dept it should have a proper reference number and shit on it (or at least that's how it goes here in WA)

[psssi98]

The only problem with Ed's master plan is by waiting for the notice so you can pay online they will tack a nice $52 additional charge on there as well. Fuck giving them anymore than you have to!!!

[thechuckster]

Maybe I should go to Morayfield or something, much more likely to have experience with counter-jumping psychotic and illiterate bogans.

fixed?

[Cal]

If you opt for a payment plan you can. I do this for every fine I get. Just my little way of saying go fuck yourself you cunts.

[hostile]

go to a post office and pay by money order ($5 fee). beats the shit out of going to QLD Transport.

This but wipe your arse with it first

[Mr Ed]

The only problem with Ed's master plan is by waiting for the notice so you can pay online they will tack a nice $52 additional charge on there as well. Fuck giving them anymore than you have to!!!

Pretty sure you dont get penalised for the first warning notice.

[psssi98]

Pretty sure we don't actually get a first warning - actually I am positive. 28 days to pay is written clearly on the ticket and the next letter you get is from SPER saying "pay us your fine cunt plus another $52 cunting dollars for us having to send you a letter....cunt"

[Mr Ed]

Ok then. I now provide a service where you can post me your yellow slip, EFT the money to me and I'll go stand in line to pay it.

This service costs $51 per fine.

[1uzusee]

It's unbelievable the amount of SHIT that cannot be done online in this Country. Fucking dark ages for sure.

[Nitephyre]

Doesnt work for fines the cunts hand you personally because they are too retarded to be able to print a reference number on the ticket.

Thanks anyway cunt

No problems fuckface... how's those shelves holding up?

[Sketchy]

If you opt for a payment plan you can. I do this for every fine I get. Just my little way of saying go fuck yourself you cunts.

Only problem with this plan is that you still have to go to DOT to pay the first 60 bucks and then start the plan. I had a chat with the bird behind the counter yesterday and even she reckons its arcahic the setup they have. If I could have been bothered I would have gone to the bank and changed my cash for 5 dollar notes but that would mean standing in that shit fight for another half hour while they count the cash.

[oxy]

If I could have been bothered I would have gone to the bank and changed my cash for 5 dollar notes but that would mean standing in that shit fight for another half hour while they count the cash.

No, it would have meant you'd have stopped in at the cabaret club on the way and not even made it to the DOT

[oxy]

Note to Bris CBD'ers - don't rock up at 9am on Wednesdays to QT in the city as they have a weekly circle jerk until 930am on that day

11am is an awesome time. Althought I do work directly above the QT office in town, so if I go down and it's busy, I just come back 30 mins later.