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    favourite racing quotes

    stole the idea and following quotes from another forum...some real pearls of wisdom here

    "Gotta work on the nut behind the wheel before you start fixing bolts on the car".

    "Racing makes Heroin addiction look like a vague wish for something salty." -- Peter Egan

    "A lot of people go through life doing things badly. Racing’s important to men who do it well. When you’re racing, it... it’s life. Anything that happens before or after... is just waiting." -- Michael Delaney
    Colin Chapman: Simplify, then add lightness

    Parnelli Jones: ...when something on a Lotus broke, Chapman said make everything else lighter.

    Roger Penske: the harder you work, the luckier you become

    Jackie Stewart: It is not always possible to be the best, but it is always possible to improve your own performance

    When you think you know it all, it's a sure sign you don't
    The best way to make a small fortune in racing is to start with a large one and work down from there
    On racers that favored implementation of restrictor plates:

    "If they don't want to go that fast, all they have to do is lift...and somebody better tie a kerosene soaked wrag around their legs to keep the ants from eating their candy a$$!"

    Not quite racing, but it's great,
    "I spent all my money on women and fast cars, the rest I squandered" George Best
    As an instructor getting into a car for the first session with a student:

    "don't try and impres me, you won't." "don't try and scare me, I already am."

    "My drinking team has a racing problem."
    "If you're not first...your last." - Ricky Bobby
    "Straight roads are for fast cars, turns are for fast drivers." -Colin McRae
    "It's not a throttle-it's a detonator." -Jeremy Clarkson
    "Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines." -Enzo Ferrari
    "Racing is the best way to convert money into noise" - unknown

    "To finish first, you must first finish" - unknown
    Oversteer is hitting the wall with the back of the car,
    understeer is hitting the wall with the front...

    He hit me!
    No, he rubbed you. And rubbin, son, is racing...
    Newman's first law: It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down. -Paul Newman
    If the car feels like it is on rails, you are probably driving too slow. -Ross Bentley

    " I live my life a quarter mile at a time "

    Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall.
    Torque is how far you take the wall with you.
    If you ain't cheatin you ain't tryin. - Unknown.
    "Cheap, fast and reliable. Pick two."
    "I lifted because otherwise I would've scratched the roof." - Steve Millen
    "Finishing races is important. But racing is more important." - Dale Earnhardt Sr.
    "Racing ... because golf, football, and baseball only require one ball." - Anonymous
    Racing costs today exactly the same as it did twenty years ago.. it takes every penny you have.
    - Unknown

    I was doing fine until about mid-corner when I ran out of talent
    - Unknown
    uan Manuel Fangio:
    "Driving fast on the track does not scare me. What scares me is when I drive on the highway I get passed by some idiot who thinks he is Fangio."

    Hans Joachim Stuck:
    "When I was in F1 sex was safe and motor racing was dangerous"

    Mario Andretti
    “If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.”

    Mario Andretti
    "If you don't come walking back to the pits every once in a while holding a steering wheel in your hands, you're not trying hard enough"
    "It is amazing how may drivers, even at the Formula One Level, think that the brakes are for slowing the car down."

    -- Mario Andretti.

    So.......where do you hide your turbo Vern ?
    A: Which one?

    ....it would have been cheaper to spend our money on cocaine and hookers....... ( at a bar, name unavailable)


    "Nothing good ever happens at a bar....after Midnight....when you are on track first thing the next morning...." ( B. Wright, at KC's....Club Race School 2010)


    Don't Call me Tony!! ( A. Magagnoli, 2009)

    You'll know you've made it.....when you wear out your rear tires.....before your front tires..... ( Former IP Champ and all around great fellow)


    I KNOW I'm the slowest part on the car..... ( B. Wright, repeated too often....)

    Q: WHAT were you doing there in T-13 last session ??? ( Scott, Nelson's Ledges Employee)
    A: Not very well.......
    "Never run out of real estate, ideas and traction at the same time." - seen on a Track Daze T-shirt

    "Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect." - Vincent Thomas "Vince" Lombardi

    "Try to late apex as early as possible" - told to me by Woody Hair
    "Oh yes. It's not when you brake but when you take them off that counts. Most people don't understand that." - Jackie Stewart
    "Second place is just first of the loosers" - Dale Earnhardt
    "Cornering perfectly is like bringing a woman to climax.” - Jackie Stewart
    "Grass IS a racing surface". Some spec Miata guy I think.
    "Oh hell, it's just a Miata... HIT IT!" -- Bud Scott
    "He who turns least wins." Ross Bentley
    .Dr. Claire Lewicki: "Control is an illusion, you infantile egomaniac. Nobody knows what's gonna happen next: not on a freeway, not in an airplane, not inside our own bodies and certainly not on a racetrack with 40 other infantile egomaniacs."
    Q: Hey E, nice race. Don't you want to get your trophy?
    A: "I have enough 2nd place trophies" (EKR)

    Poverty is owning a racecar. (bumper sticker)

    Porsche Motorsport: the DNF was due to an electrical problem. Translated by Dorsey Shrader to mean "a rod went through the block."

    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in one pretty and well-preserved piece...but to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, worn out, and defiantly shouting "wow, what a ride." (On the back of a race car trailer somewhere).
    There is no dishonor in losing the race. There is only dishonor in not racing because you are afraid to lose.
    "They sure look like they've got the straigh-away handeling figured out"
    Dorsey Schrader talking about the Rx-8's in Rolex GT at Watkins Glen
    "Here, hold my beer" - anybody before doing something arguably awesome

    Wide open until you see God, then brake - unknown
    Speed costs, how fast do you want to go?
    "As a neuro-surgeon I shouldn't be required at a motor race because the drivers don't have any brains.... otherwise they wouldn't race."
    - Sid Watkins - Formula One Chief Medical Officer

    "Many people go too fast in the slow corners, and too slowly in the fast ones"
    (sounds like a jackie stewart quote but im not sure)
    Friend of mine used to say: "Hang on, saw this in a cartoon, I think I can pull it off."
    E36 M3 12.92 @ 108.64mph, N/A 3.0L

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    Quote Originally Posted by morerevsm3 View Post
    "Practice doesn't make perfect. Perfect practice makes perfect." - Vincent Thomas "Vince" Lombardi
    Not that it's not a good quote, but Vince Lombardi was a very famous (in fact, the most famous) American Football coach -- nothing to do with racing...

    I always liked "The straight line belongs to man. The curve - to God." Antonio Gaudi, an architect, also had nothing to do with motor racing (but it's also a great quote.)
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    I believe Gaudi also said "Nature abhors a straight line."
    If you dig a hole and it is in the wrong place, digging it deeper isn't going to help.

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    "Your all a pack of arseholes "
    - Jim Richards
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    the fact that you HAVEN'T anonymously shat in the managers office yet...

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    Quote Originally Posted by morerevsm3 View Post
    Wide open until you see God, then brake -Barry Sheene on his late braking prowess
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    Quote Originally Posted by DATZED View Post
    "Your all a pack of arseholes "
    - Jim Richards
    It's "You're"

    and yeah, first quote that sprung to my mind
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    "The key to success is to bite off more than you can chew;
    then chew like hell" Peter Brock.

    When asked how his team managed to consistently keep Clevelands alive:
    "We do up the bolts really REALLY fucken' tight." Dick Johnson.

    "If you got time to read the tacho you aren't driving fast enough" Darren Williams

    "Oh shit!!" Ayrton Senna
    Last edited by Jim; 14-08-10 at 07:29 PM.
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    A guy on another forum had the sig "If you can walk away from a crash, you're not going hard enough!"
    He races Corvettes in the SCCA events.

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    Well...not motoracing..but:
    "But to say that the race is the metaphor for the life is to miss the point. The race is everything. It obliterates whatever isn't racing. Life is the metaphor for the race"...Donald Antrim

    I fucking rate that.


    "It never gets easier, you just go faster"
    ...Greg LeMond

    One that I heard from Toyabusa here on PF, one of his rally mates used to say, when getting lost in the pace notes yet still pushing hard. The way he tells the story is classic though:
    "if in doubt, keep it flat out"...Deano's Mate.

    Oh and
    "Its fast enough sure, but why not more power"...Dave Scott. When discussing his already f**king stupid targa tasmania pms built subaru.
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    Eddie Lawson to Wayne Rainey," What were you doin' out there!?".

    Wayne Rainey, " I was Racin', what were you doin'?".

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    "racing is in my blood" ayrton senna
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    Aerodynamics are for people who cannot build engines. (Enzo Ferrari)
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    "I saw a gap so I went for it" - a handful of successful, talented racers on the winner's podium.

    "I saw a gap so I went for it" - a couple of thousand other racers after the accident.
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    the DNF was due to an electrical problem. Translated by Dorsey Shrader to mean "a rod went through the block.
    also by ian pete geoghegan driving a cortina in the 60's and the quote in my sig courtesy of big muz and carroll smith
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    "never confuse ambition and ability"
    no idea where I first heard it but I've seen it applied at every race I've either participated in, spectated or crewed at!
    A slow day at the track is better than any day in the office.

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    Quote Originally Posted by morerevsm3 View Post
    "To finish first, you must first finish" - Juan Manuel Fangio
    Fixed

    Also other quotes from Fangio:
    "Cowards see death many times, brave men only once."

    When asked why was he faster than the rest:
    "Very easy, I accelerate more and brake less"

    "You are number one" (to Ayrton Senna)

    "He cared little if the road was wet; his thing was to fly and violate, in one second, all the laws of physics." (about Senna)

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    "it's not crashed- it's parked wrong!" - dick Johnson, Targa Tas '94 after he slid his Maserati Barchetta backwards off the road

    "it's not ruined, it just needs ironing" - some wag who rolled his mk1 escort at the same event

    "there are only two sports: bullfighting and motor racing. All the rest are merely games" - Ernest Hemmingway
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    "Ask any racer, any real racer. It don't matter if you win by an inch or a mile, winning's winning." - Dom, tF&tF
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    "I'm going to punch him in the mouth when the race is over"

    -Kevin Bartlett





    And was it Pete Geoghegan who said he DNF'd due to: "Electrical problems, the conrod knocked the alternator off"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marv View Post
    "there are only two sports: bullfighting and motor racing. All the rest are merely games" - Ernest Hemmingway
    Two things, firstly almost every variation of this supposed quote has three sports, bull-fighting, motor-racing and mountain-climbing. Secondly my understanding is that it's never actually be attributed to Hemingway but is merely quoted as such.
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    "I hope they aren't conducting breath tests" - Gudio, 2007 Wheels on Wide Bay

    Its Maryborough - "You're too sober, go home until you have rectified this"
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