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    lol, read your for sale and the other thread. Cant believe someone would represent their company in such a way...wtf????
    Is it 8am Queensland local time yet? The suspense is killing me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chong View Post
    lol, read your for sale and the other thread. Cant believe someone would represent their company in such a way...wtf????
    Is it 8am Queensland local time yet? The suspense is killing me!
    Still ahve 8 hours 10 mins to go sorry

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    falsely sue him back under section 23A.

    It doesn't matter what (or if) there is a section 23A. Make some loose connection between whatever it may be to his products (or hell.. even someone elses products). Tell him your QC's will contact him by 10:33am and you need his full name, dob, bank account details, and mothers maiden name prior to then or he will automatically loose his case and you will be awarded your full claim of $100 billion *insert dr evil*.

    Either that, or tell him to eat a dick. This cunt is a deadset wanker of the highest magnitude trying to scare you with "legal" talk that he knows nothing about.

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    i may as well share my POWERCHIP experience. i bought one of their chips for $400 whilst at uni. i didn't know shit about cars at the time except i wanted to beat my friend's saab 9-3 with bolt ons. POWERCHIP promised me 10kW if i used their chip in conjunction with 98 RON fuel. when the POWERCHIP arrived i got the local dyno shop to do a back to back test of the factory 'chip' vs the POWERCHIP. the dyno operator even got me to drive for a weekend with the POWERCHIP installed so the ecu could reach a steady state. well, the back to back dyno measured a (no shit) 1kW increase in power along the power curve including peak power. i demanded a refund but POWERCHIP conveniently became very hard to communicate with.

    later on that year i traded the $400 POWERCHIP to Macca (mature age student) for a handjob by his younger sister. she ended up blowing me and all of a sudden the extra kWs didn't matter any more. i quit my 'car phase', grew up and got on with life. i now have a healthy share portfolio and a stupid looking tie. i owe everything to POWERCHIP and if i had my time again i'd go POWERCHIP again...

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    ive got something up my sleeve but i wont be able to do anything till Wed. My lawyer friend wants to have a gooood laugh as well.
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    Is it Wednesday yet????

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    On that autospeed interview, he's basically saying that his customers are guinea pigs and become part of his POWERSHIT family

    What a stupid cunt, even I wouldn't say shit like that
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    wait... your friend let you throat fuck his sister for a dodgy POWERCHIP?

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    So two hours to go... thank you for making my tuesday.
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    when i was at Sherrin Motorsport this cumgobbler came up to Brissie with his "guru" to custom tune 3 cars. He started on a 987 Boxster first, spent 10 hours on it, made it loose 15kw, so we told him to fuckoff to where he came from. At that time he was also trying to sell his company to my boss for a cool mil, what a douche.

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    Wayne besanko installed a powerchip in my mates M3. Wayne besanko and his powerchip product was a piece of shit, the car actually lost power. I would not recommend the use of any Wayne besanko or powerchip product to anyone.

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    I am not a lawyer, but I think you'll find that the trade practices act only applies to business transactions between a corporation and an individual. So unless you're selling the headers as a business, he can fellate you.

    Edit: Sorry, forgot to do my bit for the search engine enhancement program. As a result, wayne besanko and powerchip can fuck off and go back to ripping off people and ruining their cars.

    (had a powerchip stolen out of an old racecar, we were going to replace it until we noticed the car ran the same or better without it)
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    Come on 8am am dying to see what this clown's 'lawyers' come up with... I bet they don't even know Chewbacca's home planet...
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    Quote Originally Posted by komori440 View Post
    Come on 8am am dying to see what this clown's 'lawyers' come up with... I bet they don't even know Chewbacca's home planet...
    So they must acquit? It just doesn't make any sense.
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    awesome thread, reminds of the one on AV8 when Sellers of Substandard Shit threatened to sue because too many people called their half arsed parts thorough junk.

    Funny thing, the owner of the forum rolled over, yet street crappadores is chock full of the same type of posts with no consequence (emg must have more lawyers), and yet another forum owner told me without a court order he aint deleting shit, and even then would happily go to court and fight it.

    tell the guy to eat dicks and even though i suspect its a big joke, if it needs to get funky ill throw in a tenner for the cause because the way some of these cunts like to bully people is wrong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2rismo View Post
    So they must acquit? It just doesn't make any sense.

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    If this Wayne wanker was so concerned about someone selling car graphic products falsely he would have contacted car graphics and you would have receive something in snail mail from them.

    Wayne wanker obviously just has his pants in a bunch because you made him look like a dill-pickle.

    Search engine entry: Wayne Besanko and Powerchip are full of fail.
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    I don't know much about the law or nuffin. But I think this is all a wind up for being butt hurt.

    Start a thread about this on those forums but star out all the names. Everyone should be able to figure out who you are talking about.
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    FFS sake Wayne get on with it I can only pretend to be texting my wife for so long whenever my boss wanders over!!!!
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    is this still for sale?

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    Still for sale?
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    That was a good read. I'm sure there'd be a ton of lawyers on a Benz forum who'd be puzzled by his approach and what he's trying to achieve. he obviously isn't very busy if he has time to post all of that.
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    Ohhhh the drama.

    He is online MB World.

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    I fingered Wayne's wife. She's a total slut down at the local pub. Cheers - Nelso
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    whoops i accidentally googled powerchip, and found this link:

    http://www.fordforums.com.au/showthread.php?t=33738

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    someone should join the forum and start an 'honest' post asking "are powerchip products good? I have read bad things about them" and link all the links in this thread and anything else that may pop up in google

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    they rang me once to find out how i was doing the late model VE V6 tunes and got the shits when i told him to fuck off and work it out for him self LOL
    im a cunt
    and apparently i dont know shit...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 10sec_rx7 View Post
    they rang me once to find out how i was doing the late model VE V6 tunes and got the shits when i told him to fuck off and work it out for him self LOL
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