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    I replaced my cop chip with a powerchip on my vn exec so that my mum could drive it... it was too fast before...
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    sorry i have nothing more to contribute... i'm only here for the poolroom

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    Quote Originally Posted by OLS108 View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by GSRman
    "the most modified maxima known"

    thats like Tommy Lee having the most STI's ever recorded - sure its a record.. but do you want to beat it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Ed View Post
    Yep, in African the dampers dont absorb the shock, they just observe it and then go 'fuck doing that, i'll rip some cunt off on the internet instead'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigmuz View Post
    What does you behaving like an imbecile in this thread have to do with the other thread?
    Yeah, as I said I'm a real standout in this thread.

    Enjoy your moderator privileges for now, I'm sure there'll be PF meetups in the future.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RNS-11Z View Post
    I think he is hiding in the corner some where, im just sending him some love so he can come out of it.
    That would be hiding in the closet you mean?
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    Quote Originally Posted by cheapracer View Post
    Yeah, as I said I'm a real standout in this thread.

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    Are you going to hit me?

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    Quote Originally Posted by InsaneAsylum View Post
    I have a powah chip for sale. easily installed on your air intake sensor, and should gain at least 20HP if you use premium unleaded.
    I don't know if you were joking, but that would actually work, lean it right out, probably ping its tits off as well, but who cares MOAR POWER

    also to do my part for google powerchip are a bunch of cunts who make shitty products

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    Quote Originally Posted by cheapracer View Post
    Yeah, as I said I'm a real standout in this thread.

    Enjoy your moderator privileges for now, I'm sure there'll be PF meetups in the future.
    This thread is for epic Wayne Besanko Powerchip lulz, gearbox lulz and legal action threat lulz.

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    Hey Faggots,

    My name is Wayne, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day talking tough on internet forums. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because it makes you feel better about driving a VN V6 wagon, but you all take to a whole new level of pathetic. This is even worse than posing next to someone else car in the supermarket carpark pretending like you own it for your display picture on facebook.

    Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was top of my class in commerce at university, and manager of a multimillion dollar business which I live above on. What performance modifications have you installed on your car?, other than pod filters and soup tin exhausts... I also get 1 grand cash every single day while in tracksuit pants, and have a banging hot wife (She just blew me; Shit was SO powerful). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

    Pic Related: It's me and my wife.

    Enjoy being sued so hard you'll be at centrelink for Christmas.


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    Quote Originally Posted by psssi98 View Post
    It is also a concern that they are selling this to get a family car - meaning they have already bred.

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    Troll....

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    I touched my brother's wang and all I got was this lousy signature. If only I had a POWERCHIP to flick instead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bogan View Post
    probably hasn't noticed with everyone calling him lol
    Quote Originally Posted by psssi98 View Post
    It is also a concern that they are selling this to get a family car - meaning they have already bred.

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    LOL, so full of lulz

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bogan View Post
    I cant believe that's still there-this thread's making me laugh so hard I'm almost in tears (again).
    Quote Originally Posted by GSRman
    "the most modified maxima known"

    thats like Tommy Lee having the most STI's ever recorded - sure its a record.. but do you want to beat it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne. View Post
    A++++ wifey, will finger again.
    NO POWERCHIP IN MY CAR

    Wayne-ker can suck my left nut.

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    Frack me.
    All this shit over a supposedly incorrectly named set of extractors.

    Sucks to be you Wayne Besanko of Powerchips.

    Hold up, does he have anything to do with Power Bands. I hear they offer about as much power gain when used correctly.
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    Is their website not working for anyone else?
    as short as possible

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    lol, DOS attack?

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    When's this guy moving to Ohio?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bugle View Post
    Is their website not working for anyone else?
    +1

    Is it Fondles' fault for this?
    NO POWERCHIP IN MY CAR

    Wayne-ker can suck my left nut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne. View Post
    Hey Faggots,

    My name is Wayne, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day talking tough on internet forums. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because it makes you feel better about driving a VN V6 wagon, but you all take to a whole new level of pathetic. This is even worse than posing next to someone else car in the supermarket carpark pretending like you own it for your display picture on facebook.

    Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was top of my class in commerce at university, and manager of a multimillion dollar business which I live above on. What performance modifications have you installed on your car?, other than pod filters and soup tin exhausts... I also get 1 grand cash every single day while in tracksuit pants, and have a banging hot wife (She just blew me; Shit was SO powerful). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

    Pic Related: It's me and my wife.

    Enjoy being sued so hard you'll be at centrelink for Christmas.


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    Quote Originally Posted by bigmuz View Post
    Are you going to hit me?
    he probably should.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TK View Post
    Fuck yeah, Kinsler stuff for holden 6's is like finding hens teeth buried under rocking horse shit next to the needle in the haystack during a blue moon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mini2 View Post
    +1

    Is it Fondles' fault for this?
    It works now, just took 10 minutes to load that link posted earlier in the page, and whatever it was it has been removed
    as short as possible

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    http://downforeveryoneorjustme.com/h...rchipgroup.com

    Seems to be ok, but it has been flakey over the last few days.

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    oh wait clicked the link again and it worked, lol
    as short as possible

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    Quote Originally Posted by bugle View Post
    It works now, just took 10 minutes to load that link posted earlier in the page, and whatever it was it has been removed
    nah, it's there
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