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    suck shit to him hope his business goes down the drain after all this

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    Here's a good one. He can't even lie very well; now that's when you know your life is an absolute FAIL.



    And another... and I've only compared the Audi and BMW testimonials. But the rest is no different I need not show the hundreds of examples.



    To explain my story, they promised things they couldn't deliver/achieve. Then I was personally abused for reminding them what they promised me. Made many personal attacks against me so I told my story on a forum and then got threatened for legal action.

    That was many years ago, then earlier this year, made one comment about an un-named company (literally did not mention ANY names); and he calls me again to try and sue me for some arbitrary value of $11,000 in damages.

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    now that everything has come to the surface


    Quote Originally Posted by STR8E180 View Post
    suck shit to him hope his business goes down the drain after all this

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2JZR31 View Post
    Sorry Wayne, any hopes of your business recovering are now totally fucked.
    And the best bit is that it is not just the business, it is *him* that has been outed.

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    epic topic, thanks!

    why not combine it with another shit website that has just come out...

    tradeleaks

    http://www.tradeleaks.com/leak/491/

    get on it.

    so many lolz saw on ausrotary.com

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    this shit should go to some crappy show like ACA/TT - that would harm his rep, not just a forum going to town on him.

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    Inon48 to be part of PF history Would a Powerchip help me rip better skids? Or, indeed, any skids?

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    Quote Originally Posted by brapster View Post
    epic topic, thanks!

    why not combine it with another shit website that has just come out...

    tradeleaks

    http://www.tradeleaks.com/leak/491/

    get on it.

    so many lolz saw on ausrotary.com
    we already did the tradelinks thing but it got deleted
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    Inon Forty farkin eight. Lol

    epic just seems so ... inadequate? underwhelming (much like Powerchip and their CEO Wayne Besanko) when used to describe this thread.

    Oh yeah, Sejanus, where the fark have ya been?
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    Lol spotted this forum/thread in Jalopnik.

    This is just pure gold. Keep it going!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tissot View Post
    Lol spotted this forum/thread in Jalopnik.

    This is just pure gold. Keep it going!
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    Quote Originally Posted by s4biturbo View Post
    That was many years ago, then earlier this year, made one comment about an un-named company (literally did not mention ANY names); and he calls me again to try and sue me for some arbitrary value of $11,000 in damages.
    did he get his lawyers to actually serve court papers on you? -or as per orig poster here ,send you some letters he wrote himself?

    interesting to see if a pattern repeats
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    Quote Originally Posted by DCR View Post
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    haha- v clever

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    Not seeing enough use of the words Wayne Besanko or powerchip. Needs more google uppage.
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    Doh...forum runner fail
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    This is absolute gold! I'm literally pissing myself here! Tradeleaks/Jalopnik haha, too funny, well done. I love this place!

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    I love the second part of the autospeed interview - does Wayne Besanko of powerchip even think before he speaks? Does he expect us to believe that they fitted a bunch of powerchips without money paid up front? If not , then the mythical 'returners' he speaks of must have had the funds to pay for it, even if they wanted to ask for their money back later on. And does he expect anyone to believe that any of these make believe scammers would then somehow decide to come clean and tell him 'we are on the dole, we could never afford a powerchip, we had no intention of paying for it'

    that makes less sense than religion.

    p.s. did anyone even notice my bad photoshop with the hammer and chisel, or was it just not funny? I bloody looked for over 3 minutes to find tools on approximately the right angle to look like they were sitting on his desk....
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    Quote Originally Posted by jmac View Post
    p.s. did anyone even notice my bad photoshop with the hammer and chisel, or was it just not funny? I bloody looked for over 3 minutes to find tools on approximately the right angle to look like they were sitting on his desk....
    I saw it and thought it was funny but by the time I got to replying I was 15 pages past it! The bloody thread was growing faster than I could read it at one stage!!

    Just read the posting at Jalopnik, fucking cool as. That posting has had 25000 views! Massive!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 9triton View Post
    did he get his lawyers to actually serve court papers on you? -or as per orig poster here ,send you some letters he wrote himself?

    interesting to see if a pattern repeats
    Lots of empty threats; I was never sent any papers or contacted by his lawyer.

    Always gave me the option of paying him some arbitrary amount of $ to cover for losses/damages. What a joke. What's worse is that those many years ago I was still young and powerless against such a big bully, so I was quite intimidated back then.

    Fortunately I had the support of other older more powerful people who were willing to stand behind me and even cover all my legal costs if anything eventuated but of course, as you'd expect, nothing did.

    In many ways I feel sorry for him; he clearly is very devoted to his business, yet he can't control his emotions enough to remain civil and promote it properly. Powerchip will go down in history as one of the worst tuners ever, not that I care.

    I do hope that more people will start to realize the risk they are taking by going with a Powerchip product; empty promises, no support, and quite frankly an inferior product. There are better and cheaper options out there now; run by people who actually know a thing or two about engine management.

    Wayne is reading this thread right now; you can bet on it. He's probably making a list of emails to send and phone calls to make to threaten legal action as we speak. He should really just give up. It's not as though the whole world is wrongfully slagging on his company; if it was anything that it is marketed to be, then 90% of what you read about Powerchip on the internet would be of praise and support. He dug his own grave by all his dodgy dealings, poor attitude, money-hungry practices, and lack of expertise in an industry that is easily exploited.
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    Quote Originally Posted by centrelink View Post
    Nice, Wayne has 2 listing on the 1st page now. I left a comment.

    Powerchip slowed my Camaro so I don't need to upgrade my safety equipment now. Thanks!

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    First time reader and poster. This thread is rapidly becoming famous, via jalopnik and it's been entertaining me all day.

    I'm a lady type being from the UK who knows fuck all about performance cars, but I do know forum wars and have learned loads from reading this thread, namely:

    1. Wayne Besanko is a complete fuckwit and I hope he's having a heart attack as we speak. Important internet edits? With God as my witness?? Is this fruitloop on acid?

    2. You guys are funny as fuck (especially you, Nelso)

    3. Screwing with Performance Forums is really, really stupid.


    I have literally snorted coffee out of my nose onto my keyboard reading some of your posts. Keep it up!


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    wayne besanko of powerchip is a well respected cunt of a man. His chip provides up to 0.0% increase in power.

    nice thread!!
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    Spent the last hour reading thru 48 pages, funny fucken shit

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    I just got back from the pub and my brain hurts. P.S Wayne, seeing as Nelso now owns your missus I reckon you should take the present on your doorstep as a blessing in disguise. Probably the only box you'll be getting for a while.
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    Quote Originally Posted by grumpyjet View Post
    First time reader and poster. This thread is rapidly becoming famous, via jalopnik and it's been entertaining me all day.

    I'm a lady type being from the UK who knows fuck all about performance cars, but I do know forum wars and have learned loads from reading this thread, namely:

    1. Wayne Besanko is a complete fuckwit and I hope he's having a heart attack as we speak. Important internet edits? With God as my witness?? Is this fruitloop on acid?

    2. You guys are funny as fuck (especially you, Nelso)

    3. Screwing with Performance Forums is really, really stupid.


    I have literally snorted coffee out of my nose onto my keyboard reading some of your posts. Keep it up!


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    Quote Originally Posted by centrelink View Post
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    Nelso said : Dec. 18, 2010, 12:27 a.m.
    Smell my finger...

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    In on 48 (or maybe 49) although been following all week. Do NOT feel sorry after all the evidence of being a rip off merchant.
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