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    Unless he arcs up with more stupidity anything here on in is bandwagoning and unnecessary.
    Don't harass him to the point where he actually does have a case here guys.
    Your social better.


    Quote Originally Posted by seedyrom
    my neighbours called the cops...... not because of the sound of me working in the garage was too loud, but because i taped a cardboard box to my back, covered my self in vaseline and pretended i was a snail on their lawn

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    Some of you cunts are so excited you are acting like a bunch of 16yo girls at a slumber party and someone has just pulled a dildo out of her bag
    And then..... cunts outta nowhere!
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    shit went to bed and had 14 pahes to catch up on

    nice work all round!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim View Post
    Unless he arcs up with more stupidity anything here on in is bandwagoning and unnecessary.
    Don't harass him to the point where he actually does have a case here guys.
    Doesn't he already? Or was there internals in that box?
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    The bandwagon is off the charts in this thread, even for PF.
    May contain traces of a tray of frozen gearboxes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2rismo View Post
    Doesn't he already? Or was there internals in that box?
    i dont see how an internet site can be charged with littering

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    Awww I got banned from the MB site for spam.....with spam being giving Wayne shit. I could see you lurking too Wayne.

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    Awww I got banned from the MB site for spam.....with spam being giving Wayne shit. I could see you lurking too Wayne.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bogan View Post
    Sig edited. Can someone point me to the gearboxing pics? Too many pages of threads to look through...
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    Quote Originally Posted by <---cop View Post
    Some of you cunts are so excited you are acting like a bunch of 16yo girls at a slumber party and someone has just pulled a dildo out of her bag
    I think i've seen a movie that starts like that.....
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    epic thread guys , been pissin myself

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    Quote Originally Posted by willsy01 View Post
    I think i've seen a movie that starts like that.....
    There's this one time, in band camp....

    Epic thread!!! almost spitted out my weetbix this morning reading this one!

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    gearboxed. perfect.

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    Quote Originally Posted by <---cop View Post
    Some of you cunts are so excited you are acting like a bunch of 16yo girls at a slumber party and someone has just pulled a dildo out of her bag
    Liking the sound of that, now no work will get done today.

    Quote Originally Posted by Chase Rockwell View Post
    The bandwagon is off the charts in this thread, even for PF.
    Bah, the cunt had it coming. Says something about not only the wider community of car enthusiasts general opinion of the product POWERCHIP, but the man behind it Wayne Besanko.

    University Graduate Wayne R Besanko can only rip so many people off with his POWERCHIP product for Falcon Commodore BMW AMG Subaru before something snaps and shit starts coming back on you, the straw that broke the camels back you could say.

    It's also not really a bandwagon, more a bunch of fellow members backing up one of their own who has someone trying the dodgy on them.


    Edit: Top of P3 on google for Powerchip and near the top of P1 for Wayne Besanko along with a couple of other PF threads. WIN!
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    I think the joke has been real funny so far, but do agree that it is probably best to let it rest.

    And while a gearbox on the stairs brought tears of laughter to my eyes, a screwdriver in a mower could be seen, or at least be deliberately seen, as a physical threat.
    Everything you need to know about women is in that Carly Simon song "You're so vain" - she sings an entire song obsessing about this dude, then during the chorus, he's suddenly getting the shit for thinking the song's about him. But it is, every word. Now the poor guy's confused. Probably just wants to eat his dinner in peace. But No... She starts yapping about him again. And then he's wrong again for thinking she's yapping about him.

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    How about a dump on his ML?
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    Quote Originally Posted by nash View Post
    How about a dump on his ML?
    That'd be a shitty thing to do..........
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    I dare one of u cunts to send him the book " how to win friends and influence people" I think he needs a copy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Orange View Post
    I think the joke has been real funny so far, but do agree that it is probably best to let it rest.

    And while a gearbox on the stairs brought tears of laughter to my eyes, a screwdriver in a mower could be seen, or at least be deliberately seen, as a physical threat.


    This thread has been awesome!

    But i also agree. The threats on wiki were probably abit to far.

    Gearboxing was fine though!

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    silent ninja gearboxing next time. no fuss, just a gearbox and 5L transmission fluid on the front lawn.
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    go home helicopter, you're drunk.

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    Any lawyers here want to ring and offer their services then jip him or take some cash then advise that his right to sue is "claimed with no real proof much like chip kilowatts"??? Thats about all thats left to do...

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    I just read some interesting stuff on Stuart Appleby's wiki (who was a partner).

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    And then..... cunts outta nowhere!
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    Quote Originally Posted by race6.3l View Post
    Any lawyers here want to ring and offer their services..
    anything after this sentence is redundant lol
    Your social better.


    Quote Originally Posted by seedyrom
    my neighbours called the cops...... not because of the sound of me working in the garage was too loud, but because i taped a cardboard box to my back, covered my self in vaseline and pretended i was a snail on their lawn

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    Quote Originally Posted by nastypaul View Post
    fuck I am laughing so hard I have a little chimay coming outta my nose.
    nuthin but the finest for a such champion!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim View Post
    Don't harass him to the point where he actually does have a case here guys.
    lol... the 4 step program to failed business ventures...

    1. Create business and get name out there
    2. Fail business
    3. Sue people who get slanderous & claim your business was a success to others?
    4. Profit???!??!?!??
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