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    Not you average micra...

    Crazy swedes are at it again (no not the penis head chaos pouch fuckwits, the ones with the hot women and stupid turbo cars). Reckon a stock micra is gay? Fair call. SR20 turbo conversion? Still gay.

    How about gut the cunt and fit a turbocharged BMW 3.5 straight 6 converted to rwd? Thats more like it.

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    I feel like a right bitch worrying about 400rwhp in my e30 now.
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    Turbo is too small.
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    two gates?
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    thats more like a 3/4 chassis drag/race car
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    M30...but why?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mini2 View Post
    M30...but why?
    obviously some consessions have to be made to fit in the 13's for $1300 thing
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    dumb cunts put the motor in on a slant

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    Quote Originally Posted by T0nyGTSt View Post


    two gates?
    have a close look at the exhaust manifold, looks like its split pulse and doesnt share a merge collector. Could explain the pair of wastegates.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dogsballs View Post
    thats more like a 3/4 chassis drag/race car
    Nup you can rego stuff like that over in Lebboland.

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    Fucking win. Does it say Hitler on the windscreen?

    PS blonde Swedes with cool turbo micras has a capital S to stop the confusion between the swedes that drive VL commodores and work in kebab shops.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steamboat Jimmy View Post
    Nup you can rego stuff like that over in Lebboland.
    dude, i love it. just why not put two micra engines in v formation and make a v8??


    actually after looking at wikipedia, some crazy shit for rallying has been done to these things in the past
    "In the late 1990s, a K11 was adapted into a VQ30 mid-engined 4WD configuration to race in the Trophée Andros, the French ice racing series. Drivers who raced this car include Érik Comas, Philippe Gache, Stéphane Peterhansel and Emmanuel Collard."
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