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    jobs for the girls - office stuff.

    Got two "junior" positions going at my office.

    Office is in East Brisbane. V.close to Gabba. Newly renovated office and facilities.

    The job is mash of office admin, phone answering, etc.

    The office is pretty relaxed and the existing team is awesome - so we're looking for more awesome people.

    We manage a large network of tradespeople and we mostly do work for insurance companies. So that's who you'll be dealing with on a day to day basis, fielding calls and emails from tradies and insurance claims staff.

    We expect that you can spell and know what grammar is.
    We expect that you can drive MS office and an internet browser with some confidence.

    Not going to sugar coat it -it's a bottom rung position.

    Starting salary is $25k per year (+ super + leave loading)

    There is opportunity for advancement with structured quarterly reviews.
    We are pretty systems/process based, so there's no deep end to jump off, we'll train you.


    This is PF. I expect applications in the form of a photographic portfolio - nudes ok.
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    Quote Originally Posted by myliberty View Post

    This is PF. I expect applications in the form of a photographic portfolio - nudes ok.
    Saves me saying it. Use of italics confuses me.
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    would 'jobs for the girls - office slut' be a more appropriate title?

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    nope.

    genuinely looking for staff. Positions are immediate start.
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    bring out your wives/sisters/girlfriends.
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    Girlfriend is currently looking for work atm. Not sure how she would feel about $25k but a job is a job.

    How do you want Apps sent through?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evaded View Post
    Girlfriend is currently looking for work atm. Not sure how she would feel about $25k but a job is a job.

    How do you want Apps sent through?
    It's better than what Cassie is doing at the moment!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evaded View Post
    Girlfriend is currently looking for work atm. Not sure how she would feel about $25k but a job is a job.

    How do you want Apps sent through?
    Send resume to ian at networkglaziers dot com

    Attn: Ian
    Note: Aaron is a cunt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nismo_Boy View Post
    It's better than what Cassie is doing at the moment!
    Ain't that the truth.

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    My ears are burning.

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    position vacant.

    Evaded, send that resume over.
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    Sorry mate, Innuendo sent it through.

    Would of come through from

    zoellasteele at hotmail dot com.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evaded View Post
    Sorry mate, Innuendo sent it through.

    Would of come through from

    zoellasteele at hotmail dot com.
    you know what would really help with the application .....

    pics in the thread of the century would pretty much secure the position i reckon..
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    You know what you she looks like Dave, pretty sure you have met her out at Mt Cotton at some stage.

    Person who hires her may or may not get nudez. Most likely not because I still want to have sex

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    Quote Originally Posted by myliberty View Post
    position vacant.

    Evaded, send that resume over.
    It went through on the 30/01/11

    I didn't include a photo because I don't have any "business" photos (nor any nudes just to clarify :P). But this is what I look like, just so you can see that I have all my teeth, two ears and the general appearance of a female haha.



    If you guys employ someone else, I would appreciate some feedback via email of what I can do to improve.

    Cheers,
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    Holy shit, wow!
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    lol.. omg a girl!

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    hired.
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    Wow.

    I was not expecting that.

    Golf claps to you, Innuendo. Golf claps indeed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TT View Post
    lol.. omg a girl!
    (I'm not really, i'm just posing as a girl so I can get an interview and then wow them with my boyish charm shh don't tell!)

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    See you tomorrow.
    Quote Originally Posted by brasher View Post
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    I'd hit it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Innuendo View Post
    (I'm not really, i'm just posing as a girl so I can get an interview and then wow them with my boyish charm shh don't tell!)
    Fondles will sense this..

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    interviewing now.


    it would be wrong not to post pics.
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    actually, that did feel kind of creepy/dirty.
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    and the focus is way out on my security cameras.
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    But you're not really a casting agent?

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    fucking lol.. I would NOT send my wife to work for you man... lol

    having said that.. Good luck ladyEVADE

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    nah, all good here.

    just a bit of fun cause I know Cassie will be online at some point and see it.

    It would be creepy if I was checking out security cameras on my own in a dark room.
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