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    Pseudough legal advice please

    Woke up today, car was covered in self raising flour.

    I know exactly who did it

    Cars at the detailers at the moment, what do i do now to make the asshole pay for the detail?
    there thats him, the bre in the funny hat! wearing a rubbish bag!

    yeah yeah shut it slag

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    Doesn't it just hose off?
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    nah it's fucked and got hard and sticks to everything. plus it's all under the cowl.
    there thats him, the bre in the funny hat! wearing a rubbish bag!

    yeah yeah shut it slag

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    what sort of lame ass fucker does this and thinks it's amusing?

    sorry, not much help
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    Cunts.

    I guess it comes down to whether you can prove beyond reasonable doubt who it was.
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    Bitch out.

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    Frozen gearbox full of piss through lounge window?
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    Half-baked attempt at revenge?

    My temperature would be rising!

    Can you take a detailed photo, nothing too grainy please.

    How did they cook up this plan?

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    Are you sure its not plain flour?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tim510 View Post
    Half-baked attempt at revenge?

    My temperature would be rising!

    Can you take a detailed photo, nothing too grainy please.

    How did they cook up this plan?
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    Yeast you know who did it.
    They would be brown bread if they did that to me.
    Don't loaf about on it call the cops. You never know if you put the heat on then they might rise to the occasion.

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    nah they left the bag on the car, it was self raising. the paintjobs only a year old too, reckon it could be an issue for it?
    there thats him, the bre in the funny hat! wearing a rubbish bag!

    yeah yeah shut it slag

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    Knock on door with rolling pin?
    I could not eat a wholemeal knowing someone did that to my car.
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    Did the car feel doughy to drive after?

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    yeah it was funny the first time, fuck off now.
    there thats him, the bre in the funny hat! wearing a rubbish bag!

    yeah yeah shut it slag

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    i bet they had a rye smile on their face while doing it.

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    Did you baguette up as you left the house?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imposter Forg View Post
    yeah it was funny the first time, fuck off now.
    you fuck off newbie. no one gives a fuck about your car dickface.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imposter Forg View Post
    yeah it was funny the first time, fuck off now.
    I disagree.

    I feel there is a knead for these jokes and PF really is rising to the occasion.

    Seriously though, do you live in a seedy area or something?
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    Quote Originally Posted by seedyrom
    my neighbours called the cops...... not because of the sound of me working in the garage was too loud, but because i taped a cardboard box to my back, covered my self in vaseline and pretended i was a snail on their lawn

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    Quote Originally Posted by tim510 View Post
    you fuck off newbie. no one gives a fuck about your car dickface.
    eat a dick. is your car LHD? no it's not, therefore it's a 1600, not a 510 idiot.
    there thats him, the bre in the funny hat! wearing a rubbish bag!

    yeah yeah shut it slag

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    Quote Originally Posted by seedyrom
    my neighbours called the cops...... not because of the sound of me working in the garage was too loud, but because i taped a cardboard box to my back, covered my self in vaseline and pretended i was a snail on their lawn

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    Quote Originally Posted by Imposter Forg View Post
    eat a dick. is your car LHD? no it's not, therefore it's a 1600, not a 510 idiot.
    Don't get sourdough on us now.
    Have you got a yeast infection?

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    Some people are just bread to be cunts.

    If you can Prove who did it, why not use a stick (french perhaps) and beat them on the scone instead of loafing around on Pf?

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    Steal their milk, tip over their bins, cripple their children and then fuck their dog.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Imposter Forg View Post
    eat a dick. is your car LHD? no it's not, therefore it's a 1600, not a 510 idiot.
    I'm not entirely sure of the point your trying to make dude. Would you like me to fax you the import papers from 1992, when it was shipped from California to Australia?

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