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    Quote Originally Posted by oxy View Post
    I guess that breadcrumb track feature on your new GPS seems a little redundant now
    Cool story, Hansel.
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    It's these faceless cunts who make magazines from their temples filled to the brim with wads of money and hot bitches laughing at us real people that gets my goat.
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    Truth has NO bearing on the work of a good hack!

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    But how will we ever know if Forg jr will rise to the occasion and collect his dough
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    That's how the cookie crumbles I guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smashed S15 Bloke View Post
    You're a clown. I wasnt the one doing the biting :P
    You made an awesome attempt at cracking a joke but completely fucked it up, lol.
    I give you points for effort though. Keep at it tiger, one day you'll get it right
    Cumin mate, no knead to get ryeled up.

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    Do you have Gingerbread 2.3 on your smartphone? It may help with finding the person who did this and getting them in some hot water.
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    was this flakey(some may say doughy ) suspect the perpetrator?

    i'd put him onto the electric chair and put a currant in him

    Last edited by 9triton; 16-08-11 at 02:09 PM.

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    Grab him by the bagels and fold him into a pretzel.

    I think this thread is becoming thin and drawn out....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim View Post
    I think this thread is becoming thin and drawn out....
    a trifle over done?

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    Its getting pasta joke

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    It your cat fat by any chance?

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    I just want to get another rise out of Smashed S15 Bloke, cooking up a gag to burn his buns makes me feel like a Master joke Chef.
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    Here's a novel idea. Go fuck yourself
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marv View Post
    Cool story, Hansel.
    Couldnt let that one go un noticed. Bravo good sir, bravo.
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    Here's a novel idea. Go fuck yourself
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    still going on page 6 ..

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    I hope the detailer has had his weat-bix.

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    variably funny fucking punes were giving me a sandy vag until i saw title change and pissed myself... congrats to whoever sorted that out.

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    maybe give this a bit of a rest.
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    Self raising flour you say?

    If you bake your Volvo will it grow into this

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    Bravo title change

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    Quote Originally Posted by tim510 View Post
    Half-baked attempt at revenge?

    My temperature would be rising!

    Can you take a detailed photo, nothing too grainy please.

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    Seriously, i wouldn't go knocking on his door getting all puffed up about it. You'll just leave yourself liable to assalt the guy, and you'll be the one who gets charged for the battering
    Last edited by ed; 16-08-11 at 04:52 PM. Reason: spellung sux
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    each scroll of this thread brought more laughs
    Quote Originally Posted by ITS60S View Post
    Some say he's roger cordia without the disability pension and shaving cream, others say his bus windows are licked clean every day - all we know is he's called boothy.
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    I've got this at work if you kneed it. Placed work Nokia inside for scale.

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    It makes me so angry that batards just go round doing this sort of shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nathan_Tinkler View Post
    It makes me so angry that batards just go round doing this sort of shit.

    Bigmuz with the funnies

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    Feels like a bit of a Rickroll to get to page 6 and not find out if the crum who baked all this up coughed up the dough or not.
    Mmmmmmmmm beer.

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    FFS I think the joke is pastizzi used by date now!
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    you could always pumpernickel out of him
    Quote Originally Posted by ITS60S View Post
    Some say he's roger cordia without the disability pension and shaving cream, others say his bus windows are licked clean every day - all we know is he's called boothy.
    I have CDO. It's like OCD except the letters are in alphabetical order, as they should be

    i have sexdaily, i mean dyslexia

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    got it back, looks sweet as all detailed.

    now to go break some skulls, thread update soon
    there thats him, the bre in the funny hat! wearing a rubbish bag!

    yeah yeah shut it slag

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    I believe you should grind his bones.

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