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  1. 16-08-11, 11:07 AM #31
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    OH SNAP!!!!
    Tim hasn't sugar-coated it AT ALL!


    So was the four-bomber a butcher or candlestick maker?
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    Quote Originally Posted by seedyrom
    my neighbours called the cops...... not because of the sound of me working in the garage was too loud, but because i taped a cardboard box to my back, covered my self in vaseline and pretended i was a snail on their lawn
  2. 16-08-11, 11:10 AM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by greenhj View Post
    Some people are just bread to be cunts.

    If you can Prove who did it, why not use a stick (french perhaps) and beat them on the scone instead of loafing around on Pf?
    I see what you did there.
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    So did you call the cops? Did they seize the bag for fingerprints/DNA? CCTV footage?

    How exactly do you know who did it, and how do you intend to prove it? Beyond reasonable doubt is gonna be pretty bloody hard to prove without some pretty solid evidence. You won't even get a look in with civil court either.

    Your only real option is to hit up whoever did it for reimbursement for your wash/detail. If they tell you to fuck off, then you best be fucking off unless you can present a fairly unattractive alternative to their coughing up the cash. Even then, you open yourself up to at least a knock on the door from some blokes in discount suits.
  4. 16-08-11, 11:15 AM #34
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    Jim, if thats how he rolls I can't do a thing about it.
  5. 16-08-11, 11:17 AM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle View Post
    Did you baguette up as you left the house?
    Quote Originally Posted by greenhj View Post
    i bet they had a rye smile on their face while doing it.
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  6. 16-08-11, 11:18 AM #36
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    Tim, you should be careful I'm sure he has a finger in many pies. He may have a glazed look but I bet he's got something cooking for you right now...


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    Quote Originally Posted by seedyrom
    my neighbours called the cops...... not because of the sound of me working in the garage was too loud, but because i taped a cardboard box to my back, covered my self in vaseline and pretended i was a snail on their lawn
  7. 16-08-11, 11:19 AM #37
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    I would be so angry I would want to gluten knives together and stab them with it.
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    I wonder when the real forg comes in to ask if it was Belgian hand ground flour?
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  9. 16-08-11, 11:32 AM #39
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    it's about 600 bux, hardly worth getting all lawyers and stuff over

    i have a recorded phone call with him admitting it/being a smartass.
    there thats him, the bre in the funny hat! wearing a rubbish bag!

    yeah yeah shut it slag
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    Quote Originally Posted by tim510 View Post
    you fuck off newbie. no one gives a fuck about your car dickface.
    Agreed.

    We also don't care that you got punked and are now whinge because you over capitalised on your shitbox with a 200 dollar detail.
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    When the cops arrived I heard they asked "Yes, but is it Helga's?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by seedyrom
    my neighbours called the cops...... not because of the sound of me working in the garage was too loud, but because i taped a cardboard box to my back, covered my self in vaseline and pretended i was a snail on their lawn
  12. 16-08-11, 11:37 AM #42
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    600 dollars for a detail. Fuck me it would want to be Tip Top by the end of that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Imposter Forg View Post
    it's about 600 bux, hardly worth getting all lawyers and stuff over

    i have a recorded phone call with him admitting it/being a smartass.
    awesome, thanks for the update!
  14. 16-08-11, 11:43 AM #44
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    oh well, i'll serve him the bill, if he refuses to pay i'll upper cut him. seems fair.
    there thats him, the bre in the funny hat! wearing a rubbish bag!

    yeah yeah shut it slag
  15. 16-08-11, 11:45 AM #45
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    Just dust yourself off and keep on rolling mate. Get a bit of liquid into you if you think it's all getting a bit dry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by seedyrom
    my neighbours called the cops...... not because of the sound of me working in the garage was too loud, but because i taped a cardboard box to my back, covered my self in vaseline and pretended i was a snail on their lawn
  16. 16-08-11, 11:49 AM #46
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    You cunts crack me up, you really sunk your teeth in and made a meal outta this one.
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    yeah a whole meal!
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    Quote Originally Posted by seedyrom
    my neighbours called the cops...... not because of the sound of me working in the garage was too loud, but because i taped a cardboard box to my back, covered my self in vaseline and pretended i was a snail on their lawn
  18. 16-08-11, 11:51 AM #48
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    $600 is alot of dough, get him to scroll through this thread, his actions might not seem as savoury as before.

    Dusting flour on a car, the guy must have had buns of steel!
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    Quote Originally Posted by greenhj View Post
    i bet they had a rye smile on their face while doing it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle View Post
    Did you baguette up as you left the house?
    Quote Originally Posted by greenhj View Post
    Some people are just bread to be cunts.

    If you can Prove who did it, why not use a stick (french perhaps) and beat them on the scone instead of loafing around on Pf?
    Quote Originally Posted by The Pupat View Post
    600 dollars for a detail. Fuck me it would want to be Tip Top by the end of that.
    Bravo sirs, bravo.
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    In all seriousness though, it sounds like the paint might be toast after this ordeal.
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    gotta be careful that it doesn't get baked into the paint
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    Quote Originally Posted by tremolo View Post
    In all seriousness though, it sounds like the paint might be toast after this ordeal.
    serious? fark i'll see what the detailer says.

    comp insured thank fuck but still what a fuck around.
    there thats him, the bre in the funny hat! wearing a rubbish bag!

    yeah yeah shut it slag
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    lol not sure if serious ^^^
    Quote Originally Posted by boxxx

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    ACA/TT: Where's the line between a car enthusiast and hoon? There is none
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    Quote Originally Posted by Imposter Forg View Post
    serious? fark i'll see what the detailer says.

    comp insured thank fuck but still what a fuck around.
    yeah i've seen some paint end up all crusty!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Imposter Forg View Post
    it's about 600 bux, hardly worth getting all lawyers and stuff over
    $600 is a lot of bread though, man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tim510 View Post
    Half-baked attempt at revenge?

    My temperature would be rising!

    Can you take a detailed photo, nothing too grainy please.

    How did they cook up this plan?
    The first one takes the cake

    Quote Originally Posted by tim510 View Post
    I'm not entirely sure of the point your trying to make dude. Would you like me to fax you the import papers from 1992, when it was shipped from California to Australia?
    He's just trying to get a rise out of you Tim.
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    The whole thing sounds like a royal PITA.
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    Wow. You guys certainly got a rise out of him.

    *beaten by oxy. If Cheesebiscuits and Gianttomato get in here, we'll have a tasty thread.
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    Have the cops come around and dusted it for prints yet?
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