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  1. 16-08-11, 12:08 PM #61
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    Does he have a nopics?
    Seduce her and fill her with your seed.
    And then..... cunts outta nowhere!
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    Did you baguette up as you left the house?
    Yeah, he baked them a fair way
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    Quote Originally Posted by Imposter Forg View Post
    I know exactly who did it
    I know you can't say too much yet, but is his last name Baker?
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    Quote Originally Posted by oxy View Post
    Is his last name Baker?
    Nah. Do you know the muffin man?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marv View Post
    Nah. Do you know the muffin man?
    the muffin man?
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    my neighbours called the cops...... not because of the sound of me working in the garage was too loud, but because i taped a cardboard box to my back, covered my self in vaseline and pretended i was a snail on their lawn
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    Quote Originally Posted by <---cop View Post
    Does he have a nopics?
    Seduce her and fill her with your seed.
    This.

    Steal his bit of crumpet.
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    mate, had this happen to me before. ended up stuffing the paint so got the car sprayed golden brown and haven't had a problem since.
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    this thread is really cooking
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    Quote Originally Posted by msmola2002 View Post
    The whole thing sounds like a royal PITA.
    I see what you did there... that was a lavash pun indeed. My Naan always said you need to be careful with puns or it can put a damper on the topic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by seedyrom
    my neighbours called the cops...... not because of the sound of me working in the garage was too loud, but because i taped a cardboard box to my back, covered my self in vaseline and pretended i was a snail on their lawn
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    Quote Originally Posted by msmola2002 View Post
    The whole thing sounds like a royal PITA.
    hahaha, I liked this one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pedro View Post
    this thread is really cooking
    It's a little over-done, Forg Jnr got burned.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crack View Post
    mate, had this happen to me before. ended up stuffing the paint so got the car sprayed golden brown and haven't had a problem since.
    So your paint was toast?
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    Quote Originally Posted by tim510 View Post
    It's a little over-done, Forg Jnr got burned.
    At least a dozen times, or 13 depending on how you look at it
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    pita bread is spelt "pide" so not sure if there was a pun in that one
    there thats him, the bre in the funny hat! wearing a rubbish bag!

    yeah yeah shut it slag
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    Quote Originally Posted by oxy View Post
    So your paint was toast?
    sure was. insurance FTW! would have cost me a lot of dough otherwise.
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    This whole situation is a recipe for disaster.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Imposter Forg View Post
    pita bread is spelt "pide" so not sure if there was a pun in that one

    Good work separating the wheat from the chaff.
    Your social better.


    Quote Originally Posted by seedyrom
    my neighbours called the cops...... not because of the sound of me working in the garage was too loud, but because i taped a cardboard box to my back, covered my self in vaseline and pretended i was a snail on their lawn
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    Looks like you've got a Battered SUV on your hands
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    Quote Originally Posted by oxy View Post
    Looks like you've got a Battered SUV on your hands
    aaaahahahahah win!
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    Quote Originally Posted by seedyrom
    my neighbours called the cops...... not because of the sound of me working in the garage was too loud, but because i taped a cardboard box to my back, covered my self in vaseline and pretended i was a snail on their lawn
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    Have you come up with weavile revenge plan yet?
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    yeah, punching him in the face.

    if that doesn't work, i'll punch him in the face.
    there thats him, the bre in the funny hat! wearing a rubbish bag!

    yeah yeah shut it slag
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    Quote Originally Posted by Imposter Forg View Post
    yeah, punching him in the face.

    if that doesn't work, i'll punch him in the face.
    Make sure you flatten him
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