The life and death of the Taurus (final video made, page 24)

[CheeseBiscuits]

So did we ever figure out who originally created this monster?

[Gavin031]

It's been a month...

What's new guys?

[Gavin031]

argh! victim of the double post!!

[Forg Dammit]

more ye olde taurus pics here

http://www.teamloose.com/index.php?showtopic=1114

but i dont have a logon so i cant see them, anyone have one?

[Forg Dammit]

seems it was spawned in late '06

[Forg Dammit]

http://www.boostcruising.com.au/foru...c=190550&st=75

ROFL i know the guy who owns it very well! hes a pretty talented fibre glasser haha and yes i have asked him "H[Insert his name], why did you do that?" replies "I was bored" haha.

BTW he's currently kitting my car and painting it for me. Don't worry no ricness like that is going on my car haha.

im not signing up to ask him where it came from though, fuck that, anyone have a login?

[Forg Dammit]

double post

[Jim]

Nothing to add other than thank fuck it's not in my yard any more.
hahahahahahaha Uncle

It's heading to RotaUte's place and will be terminated there in a couple of weeks in whatever way is deemed appropriate with whatever is on hand unless someone else comes up with a better idea.

There's talk about videoing it getting dropped into an industrial shredder.

[Billzilla]

There's talk about videoing it getting dropped into an industrial shredder.

Sounds good to me!

[fatz]

great read


great hitler video

a++++ will read again

[GSRman]

I'd like to lay claim to the shredder idea :P

[Monk]

For something so ugly, it sure gets around.

[Fraud]

any chance of seeing said shredding happening in person?

[DrNick]

For something so ugly, it sure gets around.

Town bike???

EVERY ONE GETS A RIDE!!!!

S

[Chad]

Can we do a drag race comparison with it?
Ie: run it as it sits, then run it with - No - bodywork whatsoever?

Like they did in an american article a few years ago?

See if you can get it to run tens on the standard motor and just keep on chainsawing off the ends of the chassis and anything that is deeemed unnecessary? Even remove the fuel tank and make one out of an old coke can, should be enough for one run down the 1/4 etc.....

[Chad]

I drive a yelllow ford taurus with 16" guards....and I'm a mormon.


Thank you double post god.

[clutch-monkey]

oh the "how to make a rice burner run 14'." thing? mad write up!

[tut]

Can we do a drag race comparison with it?
Ie: run it as it sits, then run it with - No - bodywork whatsoever?

Like they did in an american article a few years ago?

See if you can get it to run tens on the standard motor and just keep on chainsawing off the ends of the chassis and anything that is deeemed unnecessary? Even remove the fuel tank and make one out of an old coke can, should be enough for one run down the 1/4 etc.....

but will the chainsaw be electrical?

[Chad]

oh the "how to make a rice burner run 14'." thing? mad write up!

Exactly the one!!, I couldn't find the article.

[fatz]

its long lost cousin??

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/R32-Skyli...item415e49c2eb

i offered the dude 5o bux see how is go

[JOHN MAYER]

its long lost cousin??

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/R32-Skyli...item415e49c2eb

i offered the dude 5o bux see how is go

I didn't think you could find a bigger heap of shit than that Taurus, but you sir, have proven me wrong.

[psssi98]

I like how the Skyline ad's first line is "push button start (no keys)" - I get the feeling I know why that is, no mention of the fact you probably have to push the "button" with a pair of pliers.

[UZZ31]

[50RTD]

This fine example of automotive excellence has been sitting east of Cloncurry for weeks.


I assume it overheated due to lack of massive bodykit.... (u kno, for airflo n shit yo')

[noobd]

I vote Nitromethane with Ammonia Nitrate

[Kyle]

AN too hard to get at the moment sadly..

[noobd]

Aw, fucking cunts. Looks like shredder gets the go. Would love to see this (the destruction) in person.

[80DGY]

AN too hard to get at the moment sadly..

I reckon I might know a guy

[Tripper]

This fine example of automotive excellence has been sitting east of Cloncurry for weeks.


I assume it overheated due to lack of massive bodykit.... (u kno, for airflo n shit yo')

you know its bad when the coons have not even tried to damage it and thats a stock example

[ahabthearab]

I wish to cordially invite you to the cremation of said Taurus.


11 am
26th February 2012
Glenreagh NSW

Let me know if you can make it, I need to arrange catering.


UPDATE

This is definitely happening this weekend,
The soon to be the late 'Performance Forums Taurus showcar of doom' will die an exhilarating and vigorous fiery death
Skip work, Fuck off from your missus for the day I don't care. Bring her if you must. put the effort in and get here.

Beers and Burnt cow afterwards.


Be at the Glenreagh Fire shed at 10am and head out straight away

The fire shed is about 200 metres south of a really impressive dog.






Yours sincerely
Ahabthearab


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