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  1. 10-10-11, 12:10 PM #1
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    Public lynching; Damo aka that Coffin cunt…

    You fucking shit cunt. Borrow my Caddy for like a week, don't do any skids and leave it parked on the street covered in bird shit with no coke and or hookers in the boot. Fuck you.

    Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to was the sand out of my vagina…
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    I dont get it, are you mad at coffin or are you trying to be funny ?
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    pics of caddy?

    and or coke/hookers
    there thats him, the bre in the funny hat! wearing a rubbish bag!

    yeah yeah shut it slag
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    there thats him, the bre in the funny hat! wearing a rubbish bag!

    yeah yeah shut it slag
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    Quote Originally Posted by niggerjewz View Post
    I dont get it, are you mad at coffin or are you trying to be funny ?
    A little of both. Not very good at either… the story is true though. Maybe I already snorted all the coke and buried the hookers… I forget

    Anyway… pics of clean Caddy here http://www.performanceforums.com/forums/showthread.php?67270203-The-boat&p=841206338#post841206338

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    Shouldn't this be in the ACT section?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigmuz View Post
    Shouldn't this be in the ACT section?
    i agree with your first post, but like this slightly altered one better.

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    Yeah righto point taken… intention was just to have a joke and shit stir my housemate but yeah… nevermind. Just ban/delete/whatever works. No stress
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    lol oi cunt, I did put it thru the car wash opposite work. ... didnt really look at it over sat/sun, but it could have gotten shat on at Brodburger whilst I was having a bourbon.

    If I had noticed, I would have happily taken it for another drive ..... didnt attempt skids, as stated before, scared of it hanging sideways and taking out the east coast of Australia

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    there thats him, the bre in the funny hat! wearing a rubbish bag!

    yeah yeah shut it slag
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