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  1. 01-05-12, 03:12 PM #31
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    Deutsche Bahn Rail: Trains are a great way to get lots of people concentrated into a small area, like a camp.
    ACA/TT: Where's the line between a car enthusiast and hoon? There is none
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    Should potentially 'Move Forward' alright..........
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    EvilEmo bought one already.............

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    i think it would be a red top taxi so it could take everyone for a ride and the taxi sign would be missing the I
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    Another political thread... awesome...
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    i'd hate to run up the back of one
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gassed250 View Post
    i think it would be a red top taxi so it could take everyone for a ride and the taxi sign would be missing the I
    the cabcharges won't tally up either?
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    Deutsche Bahn Rail: Trains are a great way to get lots of people concentrated into a small area, like a camp.
    ACA/TT: Where's the line between a car enthusiast and hoon? There is none
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    Quote Originally Posted by chino View Post
    Another political thread... awesome...
    Thread is different to the other political threads and has lolz. What is the problem?
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    i think it would be a cross between a clown car and a kids pedal car. i bet it only pedals backwards.
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    Cheers to everyone who has contributed, keep 'em coming!
    I want to use the ribtickling suggestions to do a fake radio commercial and fake road test (ala "Drive" on the SMH website). I have access to recording facilities and professional voiceover guys to get the job done. PF will be the first to hear the ads and the subsequent road test of the Holden Gillard.

    I did give some thought to where to post the thread and General seemed to be the best fit as it is car related, if only ficticiously.
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    The satnav system continually repeats "moving forward" regardless of the actual directions needed.
    “Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!’”
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    I think it would look something like this...

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    Good pic! I could use that in the road test video!
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    it would need styling that appeals to both the 'hard-nosed working class unionists' and the 'latte-sipping,doctors wives club' crowds.
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  19. 01-05-12, 07:28 PM #49
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    Even though the driver sits up front ,it would actually be steered by a back door driver.
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    The steering would be direct from the usa.
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    The abo's would keep stealing wheels off it and threatening to sell them on Ebay.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Benonymous View Post
    The satnav system continually repeats "moving forward" regardless of the actual directions needed.
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    Not a troll btw
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    Quote Originally Posted by Benonymous View Post
    Cheers to everyone who has contributed, keep 'em coming!
    I want to use the ribtickling suggestions to do a fake radio commercial and fake road test (ala "Drive" on the SMH website). I have access to recording facilities and professional voiceover guys to get the job done. PF will be the first to hear the ads and the subsequent road test of the Holden Gillard.
    this was never part of the deal.

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    Stop whining, it'll be part of your 15 minutes of fame...
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    dunno, but I know that gianttomato would be inside it.
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    there would be a green tinge to the paint,


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    WONG wheel drive?
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    each car would come with $1500 of pink batts insulation stuffed shonkily in the hood lining (or is that rudds car?)
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