dont get to specific, i'm not keen to go gank some cunts pride and joy, or help anyone else do so, i just remember seeing a thread on here where the dudes took a late model cruiser and stripped it to fuck then dumped it, just wondering, how do they actually take the cars in the first place with all the electronic wizardry going on?
do they steal keys or have electronics that throw out heaps of codes till one unlocks/starts the car?
Towtruck would prob be the simplest way. Nobody questions someone who looks like they are doing what they should be.
I know a couple of people that have had cars nicked by a towtruck.
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Ask holdengirl
I hear her son knows a few tricks of the trade
Opportunist.
Or;
Break window
Unlock door
Jiggle steering wheel until it locks
Kick the wheel to snap the steering lock
If need be, bypass immobiliser at the ECU
Hot wire from the back of the ignition barrel
Drive away knowing you're a shitcunt and should be fisted by Thor
I saw a tow truck drag a smashed car sideways onto the tray after being wrapped around a telephone pole. They give no fark for being in gear with the handbrake on.
Most cunts are stupid, they just break into your house, grab your keys from your little key hook, and drive your car away comfortably.
Mad Cunt
That's why we all should leave car keys on the hook, instead of by your bed side!Originally Posted by karl_2ltGC
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Near me a few years ago, a lady went to the local shopping centre and parked in a normal spot and went in for a few minutes, came out to her car on the back of a tow truck. She hopped in a taxi (exit was the same one the taxi's wait at), followed the truck and called the cops. They found over 180 stolen cars on this guys property, no one had any idea until they were busted, could have been good money in it I guess.
for less sophisticated cars (non euro) there is usually 5 wires going into your ignition barrel
batt +
acc
ign 1 - car wont run without power to this one
ign 2
starter
when you turn the key to "acc" batt + gets fed to acc
when you turn the key to "on" batt + gets fed to ign 1 and 2
when you turn the key to start batt gets temporarily connected to the starter relay
immobilisers usually cut the starter wire and the ign 1 wire and run them through some relays
that should be enough to tell you how easy it is to hotwire a car
if a shitcunt installed your immobiliser it would actually make it easier to steal the car, because the wires that are cut would give away which ones to hotwire
or if you are in perth the pricks just bust into your house and threaten you till you give them the keys
no no no, haven't you seen any movies?
you reach under the dash and yank, two wires will come out with the ends pre-stripped. they are always red and green.
you touch the wires together a few times so you see blue sparks, then hold them together until the engine turns over and starts, then you twist them together and drive away.
when some cunt tried to steal my car (80s toyota) they jimmied the door lock with a screwdriver, tried to jimmy the ignition lock then gave up and stole my battery. cunts! it was a good battery too!
depends on the car, have broken into cars with a paint scraper and a paddle pop stick when mates have locked keys inside before
I have CDO. It's like OCD except the letters are in alphabetical order, as they should be
i have sexdaily, i mean dyslexia
my old man reckons he could start one of his mates cars by jamming some steel wool behind the ignition barrel and lucking out that the right circuits connected.
I reckon he's full of shit.
A mate's dad had a Lotus Europa a million years ago. They used a holesaw to go straight through teh (fibreglass) door and lift up the door lock mechanism, then they hotwired it, then drove it abotu 100m up the road before the carby float bowls were empty because the solenoid locking out the fuel line was still shut. Then the left it. Took him a week to find it.
personaly i just kick the cunts door down, hold the family hostage with an m4 i imported off the silk road then just dispatch a kid or two every 15mins till the cunt hands over the keys
but then again im no where near as hard as you cunts
Vt series 1 if you jump on the roof the doors will open. It's not inconspicuous but you'd get inside. However you would be doing the cunt a favour stealing it.
i once got a stolen recovered xf given to me and i spun out at how the fuckers stole it
they jumped on the bonnet, grabbed the dipstick and used that to open the doors and start it!
they(he?) also used their belt to tie the bonnet down
thats the oldest trick in the book.. XD-XF and the dipstick. if your keen you can get under them, reach up and pull the dipstick out without having to jump on the bonnet.
'75 international acco fire truck!!
'70 VG sedan - current project, now 13's for $1300 project
'70 dodge yoot, current project - mothballed long term
'73 KE25 corolla - race car
'74 KE25 corolla - back on the road!
'89 BNR32 skyline - mothballed..
Yeah.......
Nah. Even if you could do half of that shit these days, you know how long it fucking takes going through looms to do shit like that? A great deal of new model cars these days have quite comprehensive immobiliser systems. To the point where you pretty much arent getting the car started permanently without a properly coded key. Much easier for them to simply break into your house and steal your mrs bag or the keys straight out of the kitchen and drive away in your car. Or truck it out like already said.
WA Police say that the majority of cars stolen are from keys left on hooks or tables either at night or during the day.
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Yeah I reckon without a tow truck or getting the keys, you'd have to have some very specific technical knowledge to drive away in any new car.
My old-old VL was stolen with a screwdriver, first to bust the door lock, and then jammed in the ignition to start it. high tech thiefs
On the plus side, when it was recovered, I got a free screwdriver, jerry can, tarp and a bottle of cordial.
Depends on the level of theft we are talking about..
Simple shit like old Commodores/Fords - In the door (even with solex lock) in 10 seconds with a steel ruler.
Then a collection of 20 or so keys and with a worn original barrel, One of them will start it.
Failing the keys working, Hotwire in under a minute.
More modern stuff the doors are harder to get into, some smash windows.
Best way is a slim jim, You'll have the door open in seconds.
Modern doors are a little harder and a slim jim wont work .. but luckily Blue Point make that pretty easy with their master lock pick set:
http://buy1.snapon.com/catalog/item....ia&dir=catalog
These will also let you start a car once you sort the immobiliser out.
There are also "one handed jigglers" - they look a little like a key and you jiggle it around in the lock and it'll also open/start a non-immobilised car.
I'm not going to go into beating an immobiliser without hot wiring a car .. That would make this thread a little too valuable.
The other option that shit cunts seem to be doing these days, as mentioned earlier is busting into the house to get keys.. but thats hardly stealing a car.
Tow trucks are also another option.
Last edited by RMX; 22-05-12 at 10:36 PM.
I'm still amazed that someone attempted to break into my EA and failed...they smashed the lock in and left it at that, cunts.
Here in hicksville we get one or two cars stolen every night. Not bad considering it's exclusively 10-15 year old black cunts who exclusively steal cars as a result of unlocked/unsecured cars or houses where the keys are easily located and stolen.
It is unbelievably common for people to: forget to lock their front door at night, leave a spare key for their car in the glove box and then leave it unlocked and parked on the street overnight, leave a spare key for car A in car B which is left unlocked and parked next to car A on the drive way, think that a security screen door with the latch flipped will stop a skinny 12 year old black cunt who's hands/arm up to the biceps will fit through just about any security screen or most importantly go to sleep with their keys/wallet/phone anywhere in the house except for right next to their head behind a closed and locked bedroom door.
madhatr knows what i'm getting at.
its alright to say 'bypass the immobiliser', but, in commdores for example, they have that BCM thing from the early/mid 90's onwards, that fucker incorporates a whole fleet of electronics from memory, surely a car thief wouldn't sit there wiring a whole patch loom in?
i was under the impression that most were keys/tow truck jobs, are there cunts out there that can actually just get into new cars, hot wire, and drive off? maybe with the aid of electronic jiggers like in gone in 60 seconds, where they throw out all sorts of signals until ones disbles security shit?
george, i think the real issue here is that you, at one point, owned an XF panel van that even the theif gave back
i'd rather leave my car keys on the hook next the frnt door inside the house, and have cunts steal the car and get away, than to have the keys in my bedroom and have the possibly armed cunts get in my room, wake me up and steal my shit, possibly/probbly hurting me badly.
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Cars don't get stolen any more really.
http://ncars.on.net/docs/quick/aus.pdf
Thefts have halved or 1/3rded in the past 5 years. That is why your insurance is so cheap now italics.
Notice a pattern? States with lots of abos or swedes are bucking the trend.
I fix stolen cars for insurance companies all the time, anything late model has had the keys stolen from inside the house/handbag, trashed and then dumped. Suprisingly every 3rd or 4th one is an X3 Excel, they seem to be popular with thieving cunts. Normally its just a smashed door barrel, reef on the steering wheel until the lock breaks, pry ignition harness off the back of the switch and use screwdriver to start car, by the amount of damage they cause I would say it takes them no more than 30 seconds.
Dont these inconsiderate fucks know how hard it is for me to find a good set of column shrouds for an X3?!
I can vouch to this. Every morning i head down to my local servo to get an iced coffee and the attendant gets a fax from the cop shop with the stolen vehicles from the previous night, generally its 3 or more cars stolen per night. 3 of my old work mates have had their cars stolen within 3 months. They use the old method of waltzing into your house while asleep and flogging all your easily accessible belongings, including your car keys, and fucking off. My best defence towards this is probably my bulldog, wouldnt hurt a fly but looks mean as fuck to a stinky, worthless, star picket ankled Abo.
They say i know fuck nothing, but i know fuck all!
I had a trade school teacher that was convinced you could start a car by plugging a device into the trailer plug of a car, and that was the reason so many cars have their trailer plugs in the boot these days.even the insurance mobs were onto it, and that's why they ask if you've got a tow bar.
I really couldn't be fucked asking him how it worked...
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