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    speed camera operator can't park for sh1t, fines still stand

    Two wongs don't make a white I guess. Even though it was 'illegally parked' doesn't mean you weren't speeding if caught by it.

    Should cop a fine for urinating in a public place as well. That wet patch out the passenger door looks suspicious.

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    Wow, comments give me a headache. You southerners really are brainwashed into the anti speeding mantra aren't you?

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    what would happen if you rammed it while you were driving some beater car??

    would would be at fault ?

    the more time these cunts are fixing their speed camera cars the less time they can be tax collecting.
    yes i have a car and a bike and a computer and some other shit... but why the fuck would i bother posting details about them here... are you retired? why do you care anyway?

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    theres one that parks in the cycle lane here in newport in melbourne - forces you into traffic to get around him.

    i stopped and asked him why he did that -

    reckons as long as he leaves 1.05 m spare its ok . -

    no self respecting cyclist should go closer than that - in case you get doored - which means that you still need to leave the cycle lane to get around him.

    next time i see it will take photo and send letter to 'safety camera dept' outlining that in their zealousness to prosecute one set of road users are making it more dangerous for another set (cyclists)

    cunts
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    9triton, what you need to do is work out when he will be there, get a mate with a motor bike and remove the plates, stop just in front of him, jump on the bonnet and deposit a turd, jump back on the back, and take off
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    I wonder if they post my comment....
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    Quote Originally Posted by burn4005 View Post
    what would happen if you rammed it while you were driving some beater car??

    would would be at fault ?
    You would, GENERALLY, if you hit shit that isn't moving, it's on you
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    Quote Originally Posted by burn4005 View Post
    what would happen if you rammed it while you were driving some beater car??

    would would be at fault ?.
    i nearly got done for hooning today when i went a bit quick trying to catch a light and the arse stepped out a tad..

    cops attitude was: if a little old granny was crossing the road, "even on a red pedestrian light", and you collected her, we would throw the book at you.

    i didnt have the heart to tell him if shes crossing on a red its her own fault.. just as well. guy let me off
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    Quote Originally Posted by oioioioioi View Post
    Wow, comments give me a headache. You southerners really are brainwashed into the anti speeding mantra aren't you?
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    Alexis of Melbourne Posted at 1:49pm Friday

    Well clearly all u ignorant people against speed cameras have no brain in your heads. If u don't agree with the safety camera program, then u support road toll/trauma. Its that simple. If we do not have speed cameras, there would be more accidents AND there would be more hoons on the road putting everybody else in danger. So what do you refer, simply obey the speed limit OR be another statistic in Australias road toll?Would've the cyclist taken a photo if it was a truck parked? No!
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    yes the magical speed limit will protect you in an accident, so long as you're doing 60 you're fine in any situation!
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    So where does one have to 'park' a car to make reflections a concern? Seems like a $73 fine might outweigh loss of revenue by impeding camera for four hours?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stix Zadinia View Post
    yes the magical speed limit will protect you in an accident, so long as you're doing 60 you're fine in any situation!
    55 actually. You forgot the "wipe off 5" program

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    So much for fairness in "enforcing the law". Common law dictates that any penalty issued by a person that is breaking the law to issue said penalty is null and void. Yet the rat fuckers have legislated into the relevant part of the Road Safety Act that its ok for camera operators to break the law (parking on nature strips etc) in the pursuit of road safety...

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    Was chatting to a local here last night:

    - no drink drive limits
    - no speed limits are enforced
    - can also drive while stoned on grass or betel nut

    This place is arwsome

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    you would still be at fault. you can stop your car in the middle of the freeway, and if someone runs into it then it's still their fault.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sv_i View Post
    Was chatting to a local here last night:

    - no drink drive limits
    - no speed limits are enforced
    - can also drive while stoned on grass or betel nut

    This place is arwsome
    and where are you exactly??

    melton?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 9triton View Post
    theres one that parks in the cycle lane here in newport in melbourne - forces you into traffic to get around him.

    i stopped and asked him why he did that -

    reckons as long as he leaves 1.05 m spare its ok . -

    no self respecting cyclist should go closer than that - in case you get doored - which means that you still need to leave the cycle lane to get around him.

    next time i see it will take photo and send letter to 'safety camera dept' outlining that in their zealousness to prosecute one set of road users are making it more dangerous for another set (cyclists)

    cunts
    any cunt parked in a cycle lane when I ride past automatically forfeits their door mirror.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rowdytoot View Post
    any cunt parked in a cycle lane when I ride past automatically forfeits their door mirror.
    Would be an interesting complaint to the police - they were parked so badly they lost the passenger side mirror...

    hammer fist to windows does it for me when cars dive into the bike lane I am in...

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    Quote Originally Posted by MRMOPARMAN View Post
    55 actually. You forgot the "wipe off 5" program
    I dont like the sound of that havent heard about it but I can imagine they will eventually want to make your speed limit 55kph

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    Quote Originally Posted by methodmania View Post
    That wet patch out the passenger door looks suspicious.
    It'd just be from sitting there idling with the air con on all day

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    Quote Originally Posted by 9triton View Post
    and where are you exactly??

    melton?
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    Why didn't the speed camera operater park on the naturestrip?
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    You need to do this the next time it is illegally parked

    http://bigpondnews.com/articles/Nati...ar_754452.html

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    ^^ Well that would not achieve much. The car was 'unattended' when it was torched. (Perhaps that should be in italics?)

    So they just park the car and then piss off to the pub down there do they?
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