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    F1 I'm sorry, he's from Barcelona

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    23:10 - 01:10

    11
    MAY
    Qualifying
    23:00 - 00:00

    11
    MAY
    Practice 3
    20:00 - 21:00

    10
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    Practice 2
    23:00 - 00:30

    10
    MAY
    Practice 1
    19:00 - 20:30

    Is anything going to stop my sadies this year?
    By what process will Dan or Renault fuck up?
    Will I resubscribe to Kayo and get the next 3 races in a 1 month sub? (assuming I could be motivated to get up at 4am for Canada)
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    Alright,

    Bottas or Hambone? Which one is first or second?

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    Iím gonna say Hamilton. At a track where teams should be well and truly on top of setups and their Ďtrueí performance shows, I think hanilton will be unbeatable.

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    I'm predicting Ferrari to lead FP1-2-3-4-5-6-7-9-10 Then MGP 1-2 Qualy and race.

    With commentators harping on how the Ferrari is the best car by a mile and it's purely because Hamilton is amazing and magics the team better so they can 1-2... even if Bottas is our driving him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by summoner View Post
    I'm predicting Ferrari to lead FP1-2-3-4-5-6-7-9-10 Then MGP 1-2 Qualy and race.

    With commentators harping on how the Ferrari is the best car by a mile and it's purely because Hamilton is amazing and magics the team better so they can 1-2... even if Bottas is our driving him.
    If I hear the commentators mention how Ferrari have the better car once more I'm going to snap and not watch F1 this year.

    I hate the fake hype, there's effectively three F1 categories. GP1 is Merc, GP2 is Ferrari and Redbull, Formula Ford is everyone else.

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    I think Red Bull and Toro Rosso may pull out some magic for moments this weekend but ultimately will fuck it up. And scatter themselves from 4th to 14th.

    McLaren 5th or 6th with one car and the other two places behind.

    Haas to be keeping Williams company along with a Renault fuckup.

    Other Renault just in too 10, maybe 9th.

    Force Stroll Point to be 6th to 12th with two cars

    Bottas and Ham to reverse the Starting order but 1 & 2.

    Ferrari if they donít fuck it 3rd and 5th.

    Yeah got some overlaps there, but itís a case of how teams screw themselves.
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    Mercedes forgot to fill Bottas sand bags for p1?

    Renault still in a support race?
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    At least the Renaultís didnít piss their undertrays in P1
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    So morningstreams is invite only now. Anyone got one they want to share?
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    Hulks Q3 excursion makes dan reversing job in Baku a little less embarrassing.

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    And welcome to what is usually the most boring race of the year.

    Dan starts 13th I assume.
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    when the f3 race is boring (by f3 standards)......
    .... because every driver experiences the destructive potential of the effortless surge of power available through the smallest of body movements.

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    boring.......
    RB26......................Again

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    You know it's a good race when the thread only has 14 replies. Think I'll give F1 a miss till 2021.

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    Dull Race but to be expected in Spain, I do wonder if Jerez would produce a better race.

    Honda's second Podium of the year with Redbull !!!

    Yesterday's Indycar race was way better watching however

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    Shame Bottas didnít get the jump. He deserved the win after stomping Ham in qualy

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    Wow, that race had me on the edge of my seat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Race Spec View Post
    Wow, that race had me on the edge of my seat.
    I got bored watching the highlights on youtube

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    Typical Barcelona - that chicane leading onto the only real passing zone is a GREAT idea.

    Still, there was some actual passing but it's clear the tv director was clueless about following it
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    I'm finding the practice sessions far more interesting than the race lately.

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    race result came down to the first 3 seconds of bottas' clutch activity. totally negating a stonking qualifying lap.

    Oo___oO


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    I feel for Bottas, to appreciate how well he is doing atm Hamilton is undoubtably the best in a single lap than anyone by a large margin, to have Valtteri wiping him across the floor by over half a second was something special
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    Farewell Barcelona, hello Zandvoort!
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    The funny part was Ric actually got a fair amount of air time despite not actually doing much.
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    Yeah its like TV director was expecting some action that never came....

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    You know it's a shit race when all the commentators discuss is tyre strategy and when best to pit. Anyone know why they stuck Sharley Clare on the white (hard?) compound? Did he run out of other tyre options or were they just looking to fuck him and let Vettel take the lead?

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    Quote Originally Posted by foamy View Post
    or were they just looking to fuck him and let Vettel take the lead?
    When I saw that I assumed they did it for this reason.

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    Quote Originally Posted by foamy View Post
    You know it's a shit race when all the commentators discuss is tyre strategy and when best to pit. Anyone know why they stuck Sharley Clare on the white (hard?) compound? Did he run out of other tyre options or were they just looking to fuck him and let Vettel take the lead?
    They needed to do a split strategy to get them away from each other, Sharley was meant to run to the end on Hards but they fucked it by not letting Seb through on Mediums to get further up the field.
    then the safety car came out at lap 44 and everyone pitted for fresh rubber.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Milkman Don View Post
    I feel for Bottas, to appreciate how well he is doing atm Hamilton is undoubtably the best in a single lap than anyone by a large margin, to have Valtteri wiping him across the floor by over half a second was something special
    Not that it is an excuse but apparently Lewis didn't have a full battery on his first run in q3, then the track got slower. But still, was a mega lap, car is magic.
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