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    Monarchy F1 race

    Thereís a race on Sunday
    Practice and shit is Thursday
    Friday is a piss up
    Sat practice 3 then Qualifications
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    something something jewel in the crown
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    Only be concerned if that Dunning-Kruger Motorsports bloke is there and goes all Captain Damphands McGigglefingers on you after a couple of lemon squashes....


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    Fernando is looking to round out the triple crown this wee.. oh
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    Can the new cars even squeeze past each other on this track?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gats View Post
    Can the new cars even squeeze past each other on this track?
    Who fucking cares, it's Monaco FFS.
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    It's a parade disguised as a race.

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    More excited for the 500 on Monday morning TBH

    Last time I got genuinely excited about Monaco was watching Kubica jam the Renault on the front row

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    Quote Originally Posted by TJ View Post
    Fernando is looking to round out the triple crown this wee.. oh
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    Yep. See my detailed and informative post.
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    Monarchy F1 race

    I put the times in the regular F1 Shit Talk thread and canít be bothered C&P them here

    Smart people could subscribe their smart device to the calendar off www.f1calendar.com
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    Tony from Vicious rumour racing has his new yacht there.. luvly mooiiit
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    Monarco is such a shit race, their is no overtaking there because it's too narrow and doesn't suit modern F1 cars, it is just a precession.

    I will instead be masturbating over japanese cartoon pornography thank you very much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tremolo View Post
    monarco is such a shit race, their is no overtaking there because it's too narrow and doesn't suit modern f1 cars, it is just a precession.

    I will instead be masturbating over japanese cartoon pornography thank you very much.
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    Only be concerned if that Dunning-Kruger Motorsports bloke is there and goes all Captain Damphands McGigglefingers on you after a couple of lemon squashes....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Monza View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by tremolo View Post
    Monarco is such a shit race, their is no overtaking there because it's too narrow and doesn't suit modern F1 cars, it is just a precession.

    I will instead be masturbating over japanese cartoon pornography thank you very much.
    That your Kimi impersonation?

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    Monaco needs to be scrapped ASAP. Replace it with Philip Island.

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    For some reason I still enjoy it. Besides the fact the Melbourne is in our backyard and we actually can go to it, that is an even more boring race.

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    Monaco is awesome. Qually is always exciting and something always happens in the race. One of few high risk circuits left of the calendar and it needs to stay


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    This and Spa are the best rounds.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RP_Automotive View Post
    For some reason I still enjoy it. Besides the fact the Melbourne is in our backyard and we actually can go to it, that is an even more boring race.
    yep.

    IIRC Melbourne is the only race with less overtaking than Monaco.

    I still cant believe I was camped 80km away when it was on one year and had forgotten. WTF?!?!?!?!?
    .... because every driver experiences the destructive potential of the effortless surge of power available through the smallest of body movements.

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    Yeeewwww. Don't care if it's a procession. Other tracks on the calendar are there for overtaking, I just like the Illuminati bullshit that Monaco represents.

    I've never felt more out of place anywhere in my life.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sloth View Post
    something something jewel in the crown
    First line of the broadcast!
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    Does anyone actually buy Zac Browns bullshit anymore?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reedy View Post
    Does anyone actually buy Zac Browns bullshit anymore?
    The Bahraini must still be buying it

    That Renault pace

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    Renault is holding their cards close to their chest. Just watch Dan in qualy. Top 5 for sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MZ21 View Post
    Renault is holding their cards close to their chest. Just watch Dan in qualy. Top 5 for sure.
    That's Cyrilious confidence
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    Quote Originally Posted by 1uz-zte View Post
    Monaco needs to be scrapped ASAP. Replace it with Philip Island.
    disagree, Macau, still a street circuit but at least a few spots for overtaking and crashing

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    I laughed when they said Renault had elected to bring a set of the white stripe tyres for Dan. Long runs on a slow speed low degradation circuit is a long shot. It better be 46 deg on Sunday.
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    I just don't understand what is so special about it


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