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    2003 Rangie Vogue V8? Will I die with AIDS?

    Ok, I haven't checked it out fully, but I have a guy wanting to offload his 2003 RR Vogue 4.4 V8 for 5k. A bargain, but maybe too good to be true? Will I die or get AIDS from buying it?
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    particularly when your body is functioning like a 1970s Alfa made by drunken chimpanzees on a Friday afternoon

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    Your spray on tan/ neck tattoos will rub off on the seats.
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    But on the upside his French Bulldog will be right at home.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bryan View Post
    Your spray on tan/ neck tattoos will rub off on the seats.
    That explains the stains already there :P

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    But on the upside his French Bulldog will be right at home.
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    particularly when your body is functioning like a 1970s Alfa made by drunken chimpanzees on a Friday afternoon

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    2003 is actually alright. They're old enough to be completely unreliable and worth exactly $0 so people who drive them tend to be ok. Plus they also have to be nicer to others because they're likely to be relying on their generosity to get home.

    Any Range Rover less than about five years old is generally owned by a complete asshole who will park it literally anywhere and on anything to avoid walking more than three metres to pick up his morning coffee. There's a black one that frequents our local cafe, the owner is about 5 foot 2 of unbridled aggression and I am fully committed to punching him in the face just because of the way he drives and parks the thing. Yellow lines, middle of the footpath and on one particularly memorable occasion in the middle of the road blocking traffic in both fucking directions simply because he is incapable of walking more than a car length to pick up his coffee. Fuck that guy.

    /tldr. 2003 ok.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bryan View Post
    Your spray on tan/ neck tattoos will rub off on the seats.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Purple View Post
    2003 is actually alright. They're old enough to be completely unreliable and worth exactly $0 so people who drive them tend to be ok. Plus they also have to be nicer to others because they're likely to be relying on their generosity to get home.

    Any Range Rover less than about five years old is generally owned by a complete asshole who will park it literally anywhere and on anything to avoid walking more than three metres to pick up his morning coffee. There's a black one that frequents our local cafe, the owner is about 5 foot 2 of unbridled aggression and I am fully committed to punching him in the face just because of the way he drives and parks the thing. Yellow lines, middle of the footpath and on one particularly memorable occasion in the middle of the road blocking traffic in both fucking directions simply because he is incapable of walking more than a car length to pick up his coffee. Fuck that guy.

    /tldr. 2003 ok.
    Haven't seen him round - what cafe?
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    The Eva Street shops. He seems to be in at the Privateer every day.

    That place and the F45 joint have the shittiest customers on the face of the planet. Particularly the F45 place. They're on their way to do exercise, so logically park illegally as close as they can to the front door. Be it in the bus stop, no stopping zone or the cafe next door's carpark.

    Though Bellisimo at Bulimba runs them close. There is a carpark for the shop next door that says 'if you park here you're a cunt' all over it. Always filled with 8 black SUVs of various descriptions. Usually Range Rovers. I've seen them drive over the plastic bollards marking it a no parking zone.

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    The closer they park to the shop or gym, the less chance of them being shot getting from the car to the gym/cafe. Who was the bikie/gangster who got shot a couple of years ago walking out of the gym?
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    'Yeh the Vogue v8 is top of the line'
    'These we're over 100k brand new'
    'David Beckham used to own one of these'
    'No I've never tested it off road'
    'Nah Range Rovers aren't as bad as everyone makes them out to be'

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    5 grand? If it's anything other than rooted I'll be very surprised.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Nicholson View Post
    5 grand? If it's anything other than rooted I'll be very surprised.
    You just need 5k/yr to keep it going!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nutttr View Post
    You just need 5k/yr to keep it going!
    I think you are very optimistic on your numbers
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    Is this the same model that Doug Demuro had over $US20k in warranty work over 5 years?

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    If they use the same electrics as the disco 3 (i think they do?) Then do the guy a solid and firebomb the cunt for him.

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    No they have BMW X5 electricals.

    And while the BMW diesel six is alright the GM gearbag behind it is a ticking timebomb

    The 4.4 petrol M62 is pretty solid, and they have a ZF gearbag which is somewhat less of a clusterfuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blute View Post
    Jack has spoken-take heed.
    Was waiting for him to pipe up.

    Yeah, at that price it could be a major bargain, or something that should (would?) die in a fire.

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    Originally Posted by Stang:
    particularly when your body is functioning like a 1970s Alfa made by drunken chimpanzees on a Friday afternoon

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    Offer him $2k and part it out, sounds like there would be owners out there needing parts for repairs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MRMOPARMAN View Post
    The only redeeming feature of that era rangey was the bmw diesel.
    I'm not saying they aren't a good engine but in terms of fun thrashing in the bush like a lunatic the BMW diesel was a POS. Mostly irrelevant info but just my worst RR driving memory.


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    Offer him $2k and part it out, sounds like there would be owners out there needing parts for repairs.
    Then LS swap it

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    Then turbo it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by JayTHEFordman View Post
    I don't need any more drama in my life & I really don't want my fake tan to rub off on the seats so I'll walk away from this
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    Quote Originally Posted by bryan View Post
    Funny Cunt you are :P
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    Originally Posted by Stang:
    particularly when your body is functioning like a 1970s Alfa made by drunken chimpanzees on a Friday afternoon

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