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    Everyone needs another car, right?

    Went looking on the Internetz for something quite specific, found one or two (but none in my state), spoke to owners, looked at many pics and some shit quality videos. Big bag o' nope – too this, too much that, not enough of that thing over there, why did you ruin it, you want HOW much… GLWS, etc.

    Saw one pop up in Sydney, prepared lengthy discussion paper outlining all pros and cons of a 3-car family, chat was had with nopics, permission was sought, and granted.

    Chatted to a man in Sydney for a long time (nice bloke… unusual), got all the answers I was looking for, the stars appeared to align and I low-balled him. A laugh from the other end of the 'phone and we met in the middle. Seeing as I was prepared to buy sight unseen by flying down to Sydney and driving back up to Brisbane, he told me all the problems with it (short list, nothing even remotely scary), read out a list of everything that had been done to it in his care… game on, I shall purchase your car, sir!

    Flight booked last night BNE-SYD on Saturday morning, one way, emergency exit seat (as I am blessed with ample height). Then we will meet at his place around noon whereupon I shall hand over an envelope stuffed with used non-sequential $50s and then proceed to drive the cunt 1,000km back home, probably with an overnight stop on the way because I am an old man and can’t do it in one hit anymore. And hopefully the drive will be completed without incident.

    If you know what it is already (and a couple of you do), please don’t spoil the ridiculously underwhelming reveal which will, by the powers of iPhone, be made available to this very channel over the course of the weekend. That is unless I'm too busy masturbating furiously in the Recaro seat...

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    VC Valiant

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      #3
      Originally posted by Neeek View Post
      prepared lengthy discussion paper outlining all pros and cons of a 3-car family,
      Can you provide me a copy of this discussion paper? Thx.
      "Where can we get hold of a Vincent Black Shadow?" "Whats that?" "A fantastic bike," I said. "The new model is something like two thousand cubic inches, developing two hundred brake-horsepower at four thousand revolutions per minute on a magnesium frame with two styrofoam seats and a total curb weight of exactly two hundred pounds."

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        #4
        The correct number of cars is n+1, where n is the number of cars you currently have. Maths.

        Now I'm trying to work out the most disappointing car with factory Recaros. Colt Ralliart?

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          1965 Valiant AP6 Regal Safari 318, 1977 Chrysler Charger 265 - SOLD
          Web design and development on the South Coast of NSW - PF discounts, pm me

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            #6
            Just say what it is you fag

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              #7
              Originally posted by tremolo View Post
              Just say what it is you fag
              x2

              We got niggas in here with brand new GT3 Rs's ripping them apart for fun

              Ain't nothing fucking with wu tang here!
              Originally posted by brasher
              TJ is 99% African American.

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                #8
                Proton GTi
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                1965 Valiant AP6 Regal Safari 318, 1977 Chrysler Charger 265 - SOLD
                Web design and development on the South Coast of NSW - PF discounts, pm me

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                  #9
                  Queen St air brushed pink WRX.
                  Originally posted by S
                  I just want to apologise for some of my shit talking back around page 5.

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                    #10
                    Elcamino with bench seat.
                    BF XR6 Turbo - 2L Turbo TE - 75 TX Coupe - Atlas SS

                    - PSN: rotacoupe

                    This is obviously assuming all your AUX outputs are doing something. Ie idle control, and the other does water spray, and the other updates your Instagram automatically etc.

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                      #11
                      Correct number of cars can also be represented by the following:
                      # Of Cars = D -1
                      In the above formula D is the number of cars that would cause divorce in your household.

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                        #12
                        Inspired by the MCM Stancer you went and purchased FLYGTI ?



                        Don't mention the adBlocker !!

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                          #13
                          I've got my eye on this at the moment. Unless it better its a dud thread.

                          http://www.joemacari.com/All-Cars-fo...uayra_1032.htm

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                            #14
                            Cant be worse than anything me or skompa own.. so fuckin spill it cunt
                            Originally posted by Rdyno
                            70ynu has to be the most retarded cunt here. "Help me please" me "you need to remove your head" him "fuck off cunt I'm to lazy fuck off out of my thread you told me to do something I don't want to do so you're a cunt fuck off can some one please tell me an easier way???"
                            Originally posted by Tripper
                            Its a tight battle between you and rogercordia for the most retarded member on here, thou i think you have it by 5 window licks

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                              #15
                              The 'second coming' ?

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