I'm never selling another car!

[Dave]

When it comes to selling cars, if someone is a cunt then I just shut my shed and walk inside sometimes I even tell them to get fucked if I am in a good mood. You can tell within 2 mins if someone is there to buy the car, or if they are fucking you around.

[GSRman]

muz: my uncle really did have a vk group 3 that manyish years ago..

[AzzurrA]

I just found the ad for the guy selling the Series V RX7 for $3k that i mentioned in my previous post.

What the guy on the phone didn't seem to mention to me was the fact that
a) It is automatic
and
b) It has a blown engine.

what a fucking knob

[myliberty]

I guess I've always had good experiences selling cars...
Easiest car I've ever sold: '98 mx-5
threw them the keys for a test drive and told them I have to go out for a bit - meet me back here in an hour?
came back with deposit and smiles from ear to ear. :D
SOLD

[blackbart]

Had another viewer today. Very impressed with the way the car runs, how smooth and quick it is. (Std boost btw)

Said he'd looked at alot that ran like shit. (They were advertised for 14k).

Not sure about mine because of the body???

Its got a couple of scratches and hasn't been washed for about a month. Wash car and spend $200 on a touch up guy. Still beats a 14k car that runs like shit but has a spoiler and bodykit + respray due to massive smash.

Anyways, best viewer so far. Hopefully he looks at a few more shit ones and rings me back.

[4x4FishGuy]

180sx. Some guy from a forum emailed me asking if I was interested in selling, it was gone a week later!@

Seca: VGC advertised for $2500, stupid yugoslavian fuck wanted to look at it while I wasnt home so organised mum to show it, offering $1000 "come on, little bit cheaper, only just come to country" He ended up coughing up 2k.

Feroza: traded it in on new hilux while it had a blown headgasket. Got $5.5k for it trade, paid 7k. Best transaction evarr

[GSRman]

pfft he can have my s4 for 3K

[muttaburra]

advertised my hilux ute early last year. bloke came, took it for a test drive. came back and said the gearbox is rooted. i told him it was fine. he said there was a bad vibration and it would have to be replaced. then he tells me they are $1500 for a new gearbox. he must have thought i was born yesterday. offered me $1500. i had $2500 on it. laughed and so not a chance.

so 2 days later, his missus rings me and says, hubby reakons its only worth $1500. i told her that i could get more for it wrecking it and hung up.
ended up selling it to a old guy for $2300, with no roadworthy. he rang me about 4wks later to tell me he got the roadworthy no problems..nice old bloke.

if ur selling a car, u dont want to deal with my missus. she is ruthless when it comes to haggling

[Q]

if ur selling a car, u dont want to deal with my missus. she is ruthless when it comes to haggling

She can come and work for me.
I am a push over

[AzzurrA]

i'll come work for you, Q?

[Q]

Do you own white shoes ? :D

[BigMuz]

And you'll be needing a combover and a convertible Lexus.



:D

[blackbart]

SOLD SOLD SOLD!!

Guy from Wagga has been ringing me for a couple of weeks. He finally came up to Syd with the family for something else and had a look at the car. They called me back an hour after looking at it and after a ridiculous offer they came up to what I wanted.

[Morgs]

Good work mate!

[blackbart]

Now I have to work out how I'm getting to work tomorrow lol.

Guess I'm riding my bike one handed.