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Who's proud to be an Aussie??? The real Waltzing Matilda...
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Thats the "real" waltzing matilda is it? A.B. Patterson wrote it in 1895...I've seen things you people wouldn't believe, and from this side only! The flight of a half-man, half-bird. Dinosaurs nuzzling their young in pastures where strip-malls should be. Cookies on dowels. All those moments lost in time; gone like eggs off a hooker's stomach. Time to die.
- Phil Ken Sebben
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ahh, good on him, he does a better job than the footballers do.Turns out, far too much has been written about great men and not nearly enough about morons
Originally posted by seedyrommy neighbours called the cops...... not because of the sound of me working in the garage was too loud, but because i taped a cardboard box to my back, covered my self in vaseline and pretended i was a snail on their lawn
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