some fuckhead keyed my 300c!

[MartyHusseinXF]

If you tried keying a Subaru you'd accidentally tear a gaping hole in the metal!

Eh?

Mine was keyed last week.

I can't even bring myself to wash it now, you used to be able to see the reflection in it (black) just about perfect like it was a mirror.

[wiggah]

I think Forg is referring to the fact that Subarus seem to have very thin metal - very prone to carpark dents.

[MartyHusseinXF]

I think Forg is referring to the fact that pre 2000 Subarus seem to have very thin metal - very prone to carpark dents.

Fixed.

[Captiva Fan]

Ah, glad they fixed that. GenI & GenII Liberties, & GenI Imprezas, started getting wavy panels as they aged due to how thin the metal is; even immaculate cars.

[Spammy]

I gently bumped our forrester with the wheelie bin a couple of weeks back...left two dings in the door

[Evo_Lee]

Luckily it buffed out OK, I guess that's what you have to expect if you going to drive the car. There are alot of careless and worst jealous people out there, who don't understand you work hard and bought yourself a nice car.

I hate people who key cars and shopping cart scratches. Had a fucker key the front right guard, very noticable when you have pumped guards like the Evo. Too deep to be buffed out, so I waited for a few more scratches before respraying the complete front end. There are now a couple of light shopping cart scratches on the door, which I cbf.

Since then I am quite fussy, I try not to park between two cars and where possible adjacent a wall or pillar so no fucker can open their door into my car. In Japan I always use the secure tower parking lots while a little inconvenient, but you can guarantee no fucker is going to vandal your car.

[jzx83]

If you tried keying a Subaru you'd accidentally tear a gaping hole in the metal!

You been hanging around H Scruby's place again Forg?

Mate of mine years back saw some guys key his car at the skate rink he was at. He was a VERY particular sort of bloke and took really good care of his car (RWD Mazda 626 mit Mike Vine Turbo conversion - in about 1986) so he wasn't taking this lying down. Played it a bit clever though - said nothing watched dickhead walk to own car and get in. Dickhead was parked at the back area of the carpark, my mate toward the front. Mate just goes to his car gets in starts up, drives down to the back of the carpark, does U turn.....





.. then gets out the lathe tool that he had sitting in the car, and slowly drives past Dickheads car with his arm hanging out, lathe tool in hand. And Machines a gouge in every panel up that side of Dickhead's car. Those things put a really REALLY deep gouge in bodywork, so lets just say my mate gave better than he got. :knock: Revenge is sweet, at least my mate thought so! He and I also sat up late one night drunkenly working out how to set up an electric shock system on his car... but this one was to prevent the neighbours cat from sleeping on his bonnet. From memory it did involve capacitors too. :D

Could agree with Simon though, success probably is the best revenge.

[muttaburra]

fark man that sucks ass. at least u can get it out.

only way u can think of stopping them is useing an electric fence power sorce. if u have ever touched 1 u will understand how much they fucking hurt. not sure if it would work but well worth a try. im pretty sure they come in 12v now and dont use a lot of current. a couple i did some work for had 1 hooked up around a garden bed to stop the dog from eating their plants, worked a treat. just make sure u wire a relay in with ur alarm/factory remote to shut it off, other wise u might find out how much they suck.

most places that sell animal feed and farm supplies should have them

[BigMuz]

Painted surfaces are gonna be insulated, unless you can step the electric fence power supply up a lot.

That wax is fuckin tough Simon :D

[suzuki dave]

so thats where the term come from "it'll buff right out"

[Zilla_R]

Thank god nothing happened to teh starlet(s)!

[itsnotagsr]

Covered the
front half of the car with used engine oil and dumped the girl a week later.

Brake fluid ftw.

[Coolie]

oh that gives me the shits man...

i had some drugged up fuck smash the side mirror on my laser too...unfortunately for him i was right inside the door when he did it. He might not have felt it until he came down, but he felt it.

Now the laser is the walking wounded of car park issues...little dings and scratches everywhere from every swede and raisin around...fucking asses

[tipper]

cunts! reminds me of Pulp Fiction where Travolta's charater gets his car keyed. "you never fuck with another mans automible"

[[ryan]]

Brake fluid ftw.

Brake Fluid ftl... if it's an asshole who really deserves to get hammered, pour paint stripper all over the car. I've seen it done and it works beautifully.