Spider, in car! Help to get rid of - I hate you all, no need to reply

[Evo_Lee]

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey.
There came a big spider,
Who sat down beside her.
And frightened Miss Muffet away!

You big girl!

The spider probably layed eggs so your farked.
I recommend keeping a spider spray in the car or a big ass flyswatter.

I recommend one of these...

[morerevsm3]

give it some THC (refer to spiders and drugs video) it will be to lazy to get out of its hammock to annoy you

[Inept]

Know your enemy, talk to the spider, share a moment, flirt a little, show it you care, push it on some play swings, stroke its fury head, and then BAM slap it with your left thong and leave it's rotting corpse on the dash as a warning to other spiders.

[tinkerbell]

CBF reading anyone elses posts, but i think it is correctly called a "Daddy Longlegs"

[Evo_Lee]

Judging by the web it looks to be a Danny Longlegs

Beware the myth...

There's a story that 'the bite of the Daddy Long-legs Spider is the most deadly of all'. This myth probably arose from the observation that Daddy Long-legs Spiders sometimes kill and eat Red-back Spiders. Since the Red-back is itself a poisonous spider, the assumption was made that the Daddy Long-legs Spider must be MORE poisonous.

Source your local Vic government notice :D
http://www.museum.vic.gov.au/Spiders/fact_fiction.aspx

[Stix Zadinia]

i can imagine how it'd feel to be a daddy longlegs - one of the most venomous spiders around but his fangs aren't long enough to bite anyone. it's like an old guy in a nursing home trying to eat steak without his false teeth in.

OR NOT - http://spiders.ucr.edu/daddylonglegs.html

damnit, i liked that story

how come no one has suggested nuking the subaru from orbit?

[jesus]

mate just get a vacuum cleaner with a long ass neck and go hunting

[DrNick]

That's the idea Simon. The car needs a good clean, I hope I get the spider at the same time!

S

[Motorsportlady]

That's the idea Simon. The car needs a good clean, I hope I get the spider at the same time!

S

But what about the poor spider's rights!

*said with tongue firmly planted in cheek*

He helps keep the insect population at bay
will provide food for other insect or bird higher up on the food chain

:D

[Michael]

spidey dont like water, fill your car up with water, then let it air out.

[2JZR31]

Had a big fuckoff huntsman in my old POS dato ute, was on the roof lining above me, I pulled over & grabbed a can of 'rocket red' engine enamel that just happened to be rolling around on the floor & gave the sucker a liberal coat (as well as half the hoodlining) - didn't kill it, but it got stuck in the paint so it was an easy target for the hammer I had on the passenger seat.

HTH
TK

:rotflol:

[pdawg]

warning you do need to be careful. if you kill the spider and it is of swede origin you may be in for more than you can handle, meaning 50-100 of his mates.

[GreyBeard]

<same info in Stix's link>

[KFC Chicken Box]

I bought a car and it had a huntsman in it, the gf (now ex) freaked out and flicked it on me. I turn the head down to flick it away and i hit the car infront. Complete write off. I owned the car for about 8 hours.

Let the bagging begin...

[tinkerbell]

how do spiders instantly severe the connection between the brain and the rest of the human body when inside a car that is moving?

uncanny isn't it?