Spider, in car! Help to get rid of - I hate you all, no need to reply

[Fatboy]

I'm happy to donate $5 worth of petrol and a box of matches so you can burn the shitbox Sean, it'll sure as hell solve your problem(s)... :D

[Jim]

nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

[devo]

Was on my bike one day sitting at traffic lights when this big mutha huntsman crawls out from under the tank. Guess it was getting warm under there. Bastard proceeds to head out onto the right side bar. Wouldn't be a problem normally but of course for the first time in ages I hadn't bothered wearing gloves that day. Sit there going fuck fuck fuck because the lights are gonna go green any moment. Then smart cunt in the car next to notices it and starts laughing. Getting laughed at = instant 10 foot tall and bulletproof so I took a deep breath and flicked the spider with my hand and just to show that good things happen the spider went sailing straight into laughing cunts car. Lights go green, I ride off and laughing cunt was out of his car trying to find the spider.

[smellytofu]

Was on my bike one day sitting at traffic lights when this big mutha huntsman crawls out from under the tank. Guess it was getting warm under there. Bastard proceeds to head out onto the right side bar. Wouldn't be a problem normally but of course for the first time in ages I hadn't bothered wearing gloves that day. Sit there going fuck fuck fuck because the lights are gonna go green any moment. Then smart cunt in the car next to notices it and starts laughing. Getting laughed at = instant 10 foot tall and bulletproof so I took a deep breath and flicked the spider with my hand and just to show that good things happen the spider went sailing straight into laughing cunts car. Lights go green, I ride off and laughing cunt was out of his car trying to find the spider.

Oh.. that made my day! Good work!

[road_crew]

oh please daddy long legs are so harmless and i can imagine a huntsman in the car would be scary but still harmless! actually i've had one of them in my car too ages ago.

best method: let spider crawl onto hand, put spider outside of car, clean any web left in car, collect good karma for the day

[genericsoarer]

Was on my bike one day sitting at traffic lights when this big mutha huntsman crawls out from under the tank. Guess it was getting warm under there. Bastard proceeds to head out onto the right side bar. Wouldn't be a problem normally but of course for the first time in ages I hadn't bothered wearing gloves that day. Sit there going fuck fuck fuck because the lights are gonna go green any moment. Then smart cunt in the car next to notices it and starts laughing. Getting laughed at = instant 10 foot tall and bulletproof so I took a deep breath and flicked the spider with my hand and just to show that good things happen the spider went sailing straight into laughing cunts car. Lights go green, I ride off and laughing cunt was out of his car trying to find the spider.

Karma!

[MarkMash]

LOL devo!!

My uncle once had a big huntsman jump onto his shoulder while he was driving. As he was trying to get it off he ran into a pole. damn. :p

[Morgs]

I reckon you've got past the majority of the bagging there... good to see you're still around Bill

I bought a car and it had a huntsman in it, the gf (now ex) freaked out and flicked it on me. I turn the head down to flick it away and i hit the car infront. Complete write off. I owned the car for about 8 hours.

Let the bagging begin...

Sean in regard to your problem, spiders are attracted to heat. Drive the vehicle directly into the sun and you will rid yourself of the spider and whatever problem Edo is indicating there is with the vehicle

[DrNick]

I SEEEN THE CUNT TONIGHT!!!!

I tried to cain the prick in my pissednesssssss coming home from a wedding.. I think he lived for another day...

S

[Scotty]

Can you maybe posts some pics of the said spider?? To date I think it's all in your head

[tissue]

The only solution is to take it in to get serviced. Tell them you have a leaking spider valve.

[suzuki dave]

cant you just harden the fuck up , its only a harmless spider.

[CussCuss]

detain it until it admits to being an enemy combatent and then hold it without trial.....

[Monk]

Was on my bike one day sitting at traffic lights when this big mutha huntsman crawls out from under the tank. Guess it was getting warm under there. Bastard proceeds to head out onto the right side bar. Wouldn't be a problem normally but of course for the first time in ages I hadn't bothered wearing gloves that day. Sit there going fuck fuck fuck because the lights are gonna go green any moment. Then smart cunt in the car next to notices it and starts laughing. Getting laughed at = instant 10 foot tall and bulletproof so I took a deep breath and flicked the spider with my hand and just to show that good things happen the spider went sailing straight into laughing cunts car. Lights go green, I ride off and laughing cunt was out of his car trying to find the spider.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

classic

[Lobster]

Wait. you are scared of a daddy long legs? (That you have affectionately called 'Danny')
I can understand being scared of a huntsman as they look scary... but you can hardly even see a daddy long legs...