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    #76




    hth

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      #77
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      VC Valiant

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        #78
        Spiders fuckem.

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          #79
          Originally posted by redgsr View Post
          Scared the piss out of me once in the GSR - cranked the stereo and a big fuck off huntsman came crawling up the inside of the windscreen from the defrost vent. Girlfriend is petrified of spiders, so I pulled over calmly and told her to get out. Of course I tried to kill it, missed, and had to drive for a few more days knowing it was in there. Got it finally but it really gave me the heebie jeebies.
          This happened to me. On a Tue night except I managed to pin three legs to the windscreen. I watched in horror as he ran in behind my dash(vk).

          I found him waiting for me on the weekend when i was chamoising the car, SANS THREE FUCKING LEGS, inside the drivers side door jam near the striker bolt.

          Only the dogs heard me. My balls hid behind my eyeballs.
          Used to be Marone

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            #80
            Cool story Hansel

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              #81
              Lol.
              Used to be Marone

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                #82
                Had to do it - out of my system now.

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                  #83
                  It's like the tenth time. It's late just got home from work, loong day but awesome.

                  I just laughed. Thanks mate.

                  That's why I like this place.
                  Used to be Marone

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                    #84
                    Ha, is it like post 77 for you cunts? has to be a piss take... apart from a couple of identifiable cunt act spiders like funnelwebs or redbacks, who don't make a habit of cars, most spiders wont do shit.

                    even scary white tailed spider actually not that scary apparently - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White-tailed_spider . shit pants when something crawls up leg and flail arm at it, done. and car wont smell like stinky roach bomb or require any sort of bizarre exorcism ritual.

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                      #85
                      I bought a $50 vh once. Was halfway home when the redback nest under the drivers seat decided to migrate. Never left a car so quick in my life.
                      Do not listen to anything this man says. They are insane, illogical thoughts propagated by us, the voices in his head.

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                        #86
                        pretty sure m hr31 is full of redbacks. not game to get under it to find out.

                        which is a shame, because i need to bleed the clutch.
                        Originally posted by Mr Jones
                        Farmer its all about how you cut them up, like a dead hooker jigsaw puzzle.

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                          #87
                          Cool story Skompa (wtf)

                          Yeah nah, not the same

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                            #88
                            its amazing how such a little creature can scare the absolute fuck out of you
                            Originally posted by Karnage
                            Sounds like a candidate for involuntary euthanasia or perhaps surprise assisted suicide.

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                              #89
                              Originally posted by lysdexia View Post
                              pretty sure m hr31 is full of redbacks. not game to get under it to find out.

                              which is a shame, because i need to bleed the clutch.
                              Bug bomb car?


                              Spiders and cops in the rear view.
                              It's the same "oh get fucjedd jeebus!" feeling in my gut.
                              Used to be Marone

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                                #90
                                heh. red backs in car>snakes on planes. ok, spiders infest 80's cars stashed in a shed for any sort of period. next time i'll flagellate myself before forgetting to chuck that in.

                                at least sort of hard to mix that eponymous one up though. and last i checked it was one of the not many that you sort of had to try and have not bite you... painful cunt for those that cbf http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_back_spiderv - and awesomely have invaded Japan!

                                except watch out rz, male red backs don't have red backs bro!

                                for r31, douse crevices in cheap spray.

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