Spider, in car! Help to get rid of - I hate you all, no need to reply

[cracka]

I had a battle with a spider for months with my gen4 lib.

Lived in right hand mirror housing. Every day or two I'd rip all the silk out. I bombed it with shit, gueneyd it, compressed air, etc etc. every fucking time the next morning there was this bunch of webs again.

Cunt

[Skompa]

I had a battle with a spider for months with my gen4 lib.

Lived in right hand mirror housing. Every day or two I'd rip all the silk out. I bombed it with shit, gueneyd it, compressed air, etc etc. every fucking time the next morning there was this bunch of webs again.

Cunt

That's every commodore or datsun I've owned.

[darwinschops]

fuk man live and let live, spider needs a home too...

unless redbacks. or dirt car and funnel webs. you'll probably want to try and kill that shit.

[darwinschops]

and all of my dunnydores accumulated much more standing water in various footwells or boot than spiders?

must have been some spider pheromones or spider plague area. and from a place that regularly have huntsman appear at eye height in the house going for cereal at first light, so get the pants shitting part... just sort of assume they're eating some roaches and trying to kill them is more trouble than cbf with.

[Purple-Headed Love Truncheon]

I had a battle with a spider for months with my gen4 lib.

Lived in right hand mirror housing. Every day or two I'd rip all the silk out. I bombed it with shit, gueneyd it, compressed air, etc etc. every fucking time the next morning there was this bunch of webs again.

Cunt

Ever think to pop the glass out genius?

[rollin7]

i had a rock spider living in my pants when i went to catholic school

hth

[9triton]

hah - brother in law is south african -and lives there .
told me one day him and a few mates were driving this dirt road to holday cottage .
passed under some tree branches and a snake dropped off and in the passenger open window.

reckons he was driving (quite slowly cause dirt road) looked across and seen the flash of snake and passenger open door and bail out.

realised what it was and bailed out drivers door .

car ran off the road into scrub and stopped and back seat passenger bailed out.


they spent next few hrs opening doors etc looking for it , put heater on full blast with windows closed etc .


figured it had gone
then manned up and got in and drove slowly with doors ajar to cottage .
spent weekend on the cans etc.

all fine drove back to the town after weekend
monday he drops car off at garage for washing cleaning by black fellas .

hears this yelling etc .
black fellas cleaning car had found snake up in dash board.

ended up having to get some reptile bloke to come and get it out.

pretty sure he said it was poisonous.

laughed when he said he drove a 100km with snake a foot away from his nads.....


/cs9triton

[Hansel]

Plastic bag over mirror? I've been seeing it a lot.

I try not to piss off gods little assassins now unless I know it can't escape.

Lol triton. Fuck that!

[Imposter Forg]

subaru has a spider living behind the mirror. he makes a web in the mirror every morning. he's a pretty cool guy, does spider stuff and isnt afraid of anything

[macktheknife2]

Best way I've found is to forget it until suddenly it appears on your arm while you're negotiating traffic at speed.

The panic emergency swipeslap reflex is lightnigly fast and the shout of YAAAAGGHHH also loud enough that in combination, said spider will be despatched.

Specially if its a big hairy Huntsman type......Yikes.....

[lickmyleftone]

Pffttt spiders.

I see dead spiders.

[TonyJZX]

subaru has a spider living behind the mirror. he makes a web in the mirror every morning. he's a pretty cool guy, does spider stuff and isnt afraid of anything

ive got this as well

but both mirrors

and i can wash the car and the mirrors are covered in webs the next day

it doesnt bother me

[lumpy]

Many years ago I drove a little Datsun 1200 coupe. One day when driving through the hills I get stuck behind a semi-trailer on the road from Gumeracha to Inglewood (Chain of Ponds). Just before Inglewood I notice some movement out the corner of my eye and a big wolf spider is crawling across the headlining towards me, it's many eyes googling right near my head (I'm pretty tall so head nearly touched the roof in old datto).

Unfortunately at the moment the truck and I are going through "breakneck cutting" at the top of the hill just before Inglewood so it's a couple of hundred metres at 30 km/h with no way get off the road (steep rock walls either side and very narrow road). In panic I grab the nearest hitting thing, an empty plastic bottle and try to smash the spider into the headlining. Unfortunately due to awkward angle all I succeed in doing is irritating the spider then knocking it off the roof and into my lap. This not a desired outcome so I half get up off the seat whilst driving (still at near walking pace behind the truck) and flail madly around my genital area with the plastic bottle until I exit the cutting and can pull off the road. I found the now half-dead spider sitting in the seat and disposed of it humanely