Defect Help

[Gus The Snail]

i have 2 ideas , tell him you have a new car and thakyou for the usage of it for x peroid of time ( then he can decide what he wants to do with it )

2nd idea is.. if its usung water... then why are you topping it up??? a blown motor will cost more to replace than the value of the car , your female.. how many females actually check oil/water??? not many to my knowledge... my ex cooked my car , didnt know your supposed to check the other gauges on the dash periodically , you know.. low fuel fill it up.. oil light on.. goto to garage do not pass go , do not collect $200 etc etc

yes take your wheels off... maybe fit them to your new car if they fit

[smellytofu]

Leave the car running to run it out of petrol after you park it at the airport with the keys in it.

[Uncle Henry]

Why has no-one mentioned prawns, foam packing peanuts or expand-o-foam yet?

+1 for airport parking (but fill with seafood first)

[carcrazy]

drive though bulk speed cameras over the limit, in disguise
2. return the car the same day
3. play dumb

if you refuse to sign their stat dec, is there anything they can do?

Hehe thats naughty....

Seriously just hand the pos shit back and walk away with a clear consious, you have a new car thats yours and that will annoy them more than anything if you just move on with life.

If your ex's old man is using a car worth about $1000 as a tax dodge he aint doing so well.

[Zac]

1. drive though bulk speed cameras over the limit, in disguise
2. return the car the same day
3. play dumb

if you refuse to sign their stat dec, is there anything they can do?

That wouldn't work - the registered car owner signs the stat dec and the fine is reissued to the driver named in the stat dec.

Onus on her to now prove that it wasn't her driving the car.

[Aloysious]

frayed seatbelts are an automatic regency defect, as well as too being too low, once defected to regency cut out sections of re enforcement on section between boot and back seat, car will never pass regency with that.

although as others have said, if you have parted with the girl why not return the car with an empty tank and bald tyres and move on with your life.

1. take pics of mega skids
2. return car to owner
3. post pics here
4. ????????
5. profit

[smellytofu]

Why has no-one mentioned prawns, foam packing peanuts or expand-o-foam yet?

+1 for airport parking (but fill with seafood first)

Or in Mythbuster's case, a pig.

[Zac]

Or in Mythbuster's case, a pig.

Last night on mythbusters was exploding cans of premade cookie dough. I don't think you can get that trash food in Aus.

[travisaus]

demo derby ftw

[Nero]

Just give it back, why lower yourself to all of this?

[Motorsportlady]

Move on and start a new life.

It's not worth any of your effort, just hold your head up high, retain your dignity, phone and let them know where they can collect the car, get on with life and don't look back!

[carcrazy]

It's not worth any of your effort, just hold your head up high, retain your dignity, phone and let them know where they can collect the car, get on with life and don't look back!

Good advice, though dont even ring em, park it in the driveway and put keys in letterbox

[rj_astra]

You could let it get a couple of local parking tickets...just before you hand it back. NOt sure that the owner has any recourse in reassigning the parking ticket to someone else.

[Coolie]

talcum powder in the vents is always a fun one too

[Galant GTO]

:rotflol: flog the living fuck out of it. leave it where it dies and the council will pick it up. he will have to pay to get a fucked car back. On the other hand I am in adelaide, wanna lend it to me for a while. I reckon 20 minutes will do it:rotflol: