Volvo parked in my (small quiet) street

[Glenno]

tim it can't be that one its clearly parked in a small cul-de-sac

[Uncle]

Nuke it from Orbit its the only way to be sure.

[oxy]

1. Do shit on car
2. Take pics
3. Pics hosted on PF
4. $$$$
5. Profit!


I fucking dare you

Ok, I'll see how I go

[The Mafia]

fucken hurry

[Zac]

Have you gone and spoken to the owner? He could be a completely reasonable fella. Then again, he could not..

[Paydirt]

Go do a reverse kanga in his toilet.

[fcukthedj]

burn it

[fly510]

having a gun would of resolved the issue.

[piss98]

Go do a reverse kanga in his bed.

Fixed. :D

[Fatboy]

Nuke it from Orbit its the only way to be sure.

You may not have been here all that long but fuck you catch on quick Martin... :D

[oxy]

I'll try and get pics

[Guido]

Judging from the bonnet somebody must have sat on it. Perhaps it was your ex, she was the size of a truck.

[oxy]

Judging from the bonnet somebody must have sat on it. Perhaps it was your ex, she was the size of a truck.

Nah, it couldn't have been her as only the bonnet was dinted, not the guards as well. Obviously your ex was inside the car at some stage though as it was pretty wet in there

[oxy]

Unfortunately it got moved before I had a chance to piss or sit on it

[Lobster]

Unfortunately it got moved before I had a chance to piss or sit on it

Awww... How slack of them!