All of the UK dealers appear to be "ex" Rover dealers. Oh my...
I can't WAIT for Top Gear to test one of these.
I can't WAIT for Top Gear to test one of these.
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97 Mitsubishi Lancer Coupe 1.8 (cheap and cheerful motoring)
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LOL thats fucking awesome!Originally posted by brasherComment
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They are just down the road from me Edo. Car looks awesome :rotflol:Originally posted by edoGood one dickheadComment
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Pisstake FTW| 1963 RK43 Toyota Lite-Stout (Stanley) | 2002 EC5W Mitsubishi Legnum VR-4 Type-S (Larry) |
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PF - We're not happy till you're not happy.Comment
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the razzle is a daewoo cielo with a chinese grille
immagine.... a chinese rip off of koreas worst...
SHUDDERS!!!a metrosexual is only a virgin homosexual.Comment
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you cant spell advertisements without semen between the titsComment
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Chelfing knows what it takes to deliver style, the Lunge offers a class-leading 9 cup-holders, and an unrivalled attention too detail. When delivering your precious child to kindergarten in a Lunge, you can rest assured it is safe from harm. A drivers airbag is standard fitment, and pedestrian crash testing at the renowned Nanjing University test center revealed no significant vehicle damage at speeds of up to 55 mph.
Bisek Giddur was responsible for the world’s first talking dashboard (Austin Rover Maestro), and instigated the popular Razzle race series at Beijing’s Dum-fuk circuit. Bisek Giddur graduated from Ulan-Bators prestigious Technical University, speaks 8 languages, and is a keen fisherman.
Classic!Comment
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Hello, my name is Bisek Giddur, I am C.E.O. of Chelfing Automotive (yes, really), we at Chelfing are very pleased that our company is so popular in the third world of Australia.
We are happy to extend our 'free kitten with every test drive' to all our Australian fans, as long as we can get the little b*stards in a jiffybag, and the Animal protection people stop their legal action against us. We have added a number of new features to our popular range, including a George Foreman grill fitted in the glovebox of our Lunge SUV, perfect for making hot snacks on the move. Our Prune Gti is sold out already, running on CNG, with explosive results.
So, thank you for your interest, feel free to email us at mail@chelfing.com, we love feedback and to hear your suggestions and ideas. As long as they don't include references to Cricket, Rugby or Kylie bloody Minogue.... We are actively looking for new dealers in Australia and New Zealand, feel free to suggest some !
New content at www.chelfing.com, enjoy...
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hahahaha this is the funniest shit I have read in ages.10.83 @ 125
Quickest stock exhaust manifold stud 2JZ in Aus.
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ilol'd*WARNING : Driving SUV while using cellphone and operating grill may cause unwanted electrical surge and/or burn your sausage.Royalpurple OilsOriginally posted by Carroll SmithComment
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TV commercials being filmed on Friday, so probably on youtube over the weekend, updated on our site. We've run out of kittens by the way....Comment
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Well that does it then.
There's no way I'm buying an import if it doesn't ATLEAST come with a free kitten.
Savages.Comment
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Did you choose Quentin Willson or Penny mallory to be "The Face of Chelfing"?Originally posted by Bisek Giddur View Post
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