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    #1

    Chelfing cars wtf

    Doubt we'll see Chelfing cars on Aussie roads anytime soon. They are too politically incorrect.

    I think they got a few things around the wrong way:
    Chelfing blends Japanese style and Italian reliability ...
    If you dig a hole and it is in the wrong place, digging it deeper isn't going to help.

    Police warn that blow-up dolls are not recognised floatation devices.
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    #2
    Gold!

    Sporting heritage –Head of Chelfings autosport division, David Trimble, gives you the benefit of his racing experience in the form of a sprightly 1.3 litre fuel injected 16 valve engine coupled with a nimble chassis. Disc brakes, independent suspension, pollen filter - these features spell out the Razzle’s superior driving ability. The Razzle has the largest wing-mirrors in its class too, a sporty feature from a sporty company.

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      #3
      The Razzle has the largest wing-mirrors in its class too, a sporty feature from a sporty company.
      So you can see all the cars behind you as you leave them for dead.

      P.S. That site (not the content) is shitter than faeces.
      Originally posted by dahashrat
      I am furiously masturbating whilst crying.

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        #4
        Safety

        Drivers side AirBag

        Womans side AirBag



        roofles!!!

        also, omg kittens!!


        Special Offer ! This month only, test drive a Razzle at any participating dealer, and get a free kitten. Kitten will be your faithful friend forever ! See participating dealer for information, or email us your name, address and contact email to mail@chelfing.com. Offer time limited, Chelfing reserves the right to substitute a cat for the kitten after certain timeframe.
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          #5
          'chelfing' sounds like a particularly unsanitary sexual act
          Originally posted by boxxx

          Deutsche Bahn Rail: Trains are a great way to get lots of people concentrated into a small area, like a camp.
          ACA/TT: Where's the line between a car enthusiast and hoon? There is none

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            #6
            That site is fucking hilarious - read the SUV one. It has a granite dash and "leather trim taken from renewable sources". :rotflol:

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              #7
              it gets better

              Dimensions







              Weight (Kg)


              2600


              2800

              Length (Cms)


              4902


              4902

              Width (Cms)


              2005


              2005

              Bigness (Cms)


              1902


              1902



              *NCAP testing for Chelfing Lunge planned for late 2009 due to minor fatalities in 2007's programme. Wanted ! NCAP test drivers for Chelfing Automotive. Generous salary and helmet provided. Apply to personnel department at Chelfing HQ.

              Special offer ! This month only, test drive a Lunge at any participating dealer, and get a free weekend for 2 in exotic Macau. Wow ! Weekend includes flights, hotel and transfers for you and your Mistress. All the alcohol you can consume and all the fermented soyabean you can eat ! All inclusive ! See participating dealer for information, or simply email mail@chelfing.com with your name, address and contact email. Offer strictly limited, first come first served, good luck !
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                #8
                Endorsements

                Endorsements – Chelfing Automotive is proud to be associated with the following celebrities :

                Bung Yo Ass, Chinese politician chose Lunge for its refinement. “I am happy to endorse Chelfing Automotive and their product (s), very refined. Yes.”
                Originally posted by 2JZR31
                Doesn't matter if it spins all 4 wheels. A V6 commo will always sounds like a mooing cow.

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                  #9
                  They have an Australian dealer:

                  Chelfing Australasia Limited Company, Strewthsheila Road 501, Castlemaine, Fosters, NSW 7553, Australia.

                  Im just loving the address...can someone please head on down to Strewthsheila rd for a look? I really want something with a granite dashboard.
                  http://www.larryscustomcycles.com.au

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                    #10
                    call me stupid but it took 'Bung Yo Ass' to make me realise it was a parody
                    Originally posted by boxxx

                    Deutsche Bahn Rail: Trains are a great way to get lots of people concentrated into a small area, like a camp.
                    ACA/TT: Where's the line between a car enthusiast and hoon? There is none

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                      #11
                      gotta be a pisstake

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                        #12
                        "Mis-informations correct at time of going to press, see your local Chelfing dealer for latest product information."

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Ari Gold
                          gotta be a pisstake
                          Jeez I hope not!!

                          I was about to put in an order!!:O

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                            #14
                            Combining Japanese style and Italian reliability
                            Richard's DatsunZ lappin LakesidZ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47OSh...&feature=g-upl

                            “Freedom of speech does not protect you from the consequences of saying stupid shit.”
                            ― Jim C. Hines

                            “Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not to his own facts.”
                            ― Daniel Patrick Moynihan

                            “Four hostile newspapers are more to be feared than a thousand bayonets..”
                            ― Napoleon Bonaparte

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                              #15
                              Free kittens!!




                              Or cat if you're late.


                              :rotflol:
                              If i find out who this is, i'll stamp a flag to your butt, and mail you to Iran


                              ohohoho i'm a living joke

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