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I thought it was decent enough for the first episode, and it should improve as the presenters get used to each other and they get the hang of what works and what doesn't. The segments themselves were pretty decent (especially the Moke one, that was very TG-worthy) but the studio segments need a bit of work.
Presenters were allright, Warren Brown is the undisputed star for mine, Charlie Cox did allright and Steve Pizzati came across as a bit annoying, lame and out of his depth.
Will watch again.
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honestly it was shit, the old host dude sucks farts from dead people, waves his hand around sits on the chair like a cock, fuck off cunt. oh i drive porsche and race them occasionally fuck off wavey haird poshtosser bean balled pastey wirey death warmed up. i watched Airport security i couldnt stand the fucker. They dont even look at the camera when on the couch, thats where most of the audience is. I hated the show, and i love TG UK. Give it time rarara sack the lot and start again its going to FAIL with that lot.
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The shark thing is the single reason that show should not be shown...
Whats next? "Will this dog eat this aston martin?" or possibly "will this snail consume this rollerskate?"
Gay.<dan-> so just to clarify this.. your dad's defence against car theft is a swift piss on the face ?
Regarding the french cars, from what i've been able to deduce the wheel and hub are fitted together as blanks (no holes) then a man named jacques gets a drill press and drills between 2 and 7 holes in random locations, the hubs are then tapped (each hole with a different threadform to prevent the wrong bolt going into the wrong hole) and the wheel and hub are bolted together and then attached to the suspension. - Hotgemini
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If ever there was a post that didn't require italics when in any other thread it would, this is it.Originally posted by bigmuz View PostMan I thought it would be gay as aids. I was wrong.Originally posted by piss98I wish Kochie would get blown out to sea and never found, in fact most of those dumb cunts standing in the rain telling people not to stand in the rain need to get fucked. Stupid tart on the news last night talking to the weather guy "wow you look totally drenched there whateverthefuckhisnamewas." No shit you vapid bitch he is standing in a fucking cyclone.
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Exactly.Originally posted by 2ofdem View PostGeez you guys are harsh I didnt mind it. It has big boots to fill and I reckon for 1st episode 1st season its 100 times better then any Aus car show so far.
I think it was a great show that will only get better the longer it goes.
And you guys need to realise that they are not copying top gear, this is TOP GEAR Australia.
Of course they will use a working formula closely, they would be stupid not to."We raced for our countries. Our cars were painted in the coutries' colours. Today, a young fine driver of great talent can lose his life for a brand of condoms" - Jaun Manuel Fangio
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I assume that they have to follow the standard Top Gear formula, as this is like the Australian Franchise version.
It was very try hard though, and the shark thing was totally fucking stupid, had no relevance whatsoever to anything. You knew nothing would happen, and nothing did. Bizarre.
Would be nice to actually see a schematic of the track too, whats the betting that at some time the star in the satria smashes into those chicane barriers?:D There is nothing on the UK top gear track for the stars to hit, and wisely so.
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Yeah, I did, although the word on the street is that FinalGear will have a copy up soon. Be faster than my upload speed too.Originally posted by Jim View Postdammit I missed it! I was out
anyone bother to record it?
Yeah, i found it overly cramped, just not enough pace per episode. The clones bit was amusing, and the Hammond clone just doesnt have the persona. None of them really do.Originally posted by Cplus View Postgood start. you blokes are assholes :D
they need to slow down a notch or two. everything was presented - segments and dialogue - at a million miles an hour.
so damn obvious they have Clarkson, May, Hammond clones....
Oh and i realised again how crap our attempt at humour is compared to Pommy humour.Chris
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the moke thing was pointless
may as well go down in a normal shark cage which was what the moke was reallyOriginally posted by boxxx
Deutsche Bahn Rail: Trains are a great way to get lots of people concentrated into a small area, like a camp.
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