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    needs more james may.....seriously, I can relate to him (love old british cars, actually has a clue etc)- but these wankers? and whos this wanker lead presenter, never heard of him. And what a waste of a moke, as if they need another excuse to rust!

    Hopefully it will get better and survives, they just need that chemistry that TGUK seems to have.

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      I was a little weirded out be the cloning of the studio. Would have been cool to see them shoot it in a more Aussie bar type scenario. Maybe BBC set that in the guidelines?
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        Originally posted by 12arx3 View Post
        Would be nice to actually see a schematic of the track too, whats the betting that at some time the star in the satria smashes into those chicane barriers?:D There is nothing on the UK top gear track for the stars to hit, and wisely so.
        I can't wait for that to happen

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          Shes a shakey start.

          Why didnt they take the lambo round the track or do a review on it?

          Where was the review on the soft roaders....what was the point? What was the conclusion? what were the pros/cons of each??

          Wtf is with the shitty footage from the track? Apart from the fact they gave no idea of the layout, its hard to tell where the car was going and where it was meant to be going. The camera should have been looking down a little, from a cherry picker or something.

          The little dude was a bit annoying to start with. Not so bad in the features but in the studio he grated a little.

          The studio, the credits, the music...they were just far too copied, but fair enough for the pilot I spose.


          Dont get me wrong, theres a lot of good entertainment there, but they sorta missed the mark on the fundamentals. They've got the entertainment value of Top Gear, but not the Factual or educative Information of top gear.

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            Originally posted by ST View Post
            I think it was a great show that will only get better the longer it goes.
            better in time? what are you retarded, the whole world is watching, this was a one shot deal

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              i thought it was alright and i'll definitely tune in next week. I particularly like the fact that they have their own little segment "what were they thinking?"... Makes me wonder whey they do the stupid "Some say... " segment about the Stig then, considering it's even losing its amusement in TGUK.

              Also, as my housemate suggested, it would have been funnier to have the stig dressed up in thongs, a bluey, some boardies and the stig helmet, rather than a copy stig. Just make it a bit different and appeal to an australian audience. I think in time, they'll adapt their pace and the hosts will get friendlier with each other (I want to see more stupid comic plans drawn). Whether or not they'll be given any cars for a second season is an entirely different question.
              Originally posted by Jack Nicholson
              Just when you think you've seen all the retardation humanity has to offer.....

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                Needs more Bogan.

                the presenters didnt appeal to me at all, the old guy seemed to stuck up, the guy with the goatee thing on his face was boring as bat shit and the young guy was just trying to hard.

                it seems they are trying to appeal to an older more sophisticated audience, but i dont think that will work in OZ.

                Overall though it was a billion times better than any other aussie car show, and i will give it a chance.
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                  That tosser of a host has to go. Trying be be a europhile and scoffing at the local v8's in one segment, then talking up a "used to rev it's head off" 253 in the next.

                  Clarkson would be the hardest act to follow. It was sad watching him try.

                  Will probably watch again though.
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                    I 31st the motion to have that host die via hair transplant, He was the main reason i couldnt watch the show.

                    I learned they are importing drugs as wedding photo books now, airport security, do yourself a favour and watch that instead.

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                      Originally posted by big_pete View Post
                      Needs more Bogan.

                      the presenters didnt appeal to me at all, the old guy seemed to stuck up, the guy with the goatee thing on his face was boring as bat shit and the young guy was just trying to hard.

                      it seems they are trying to appeal to an older more sophisticated audience, but i dont think that will work in OZ.

                      Overall though it was a billion times better than any other aussie car show, and i will give it a chance.
                      No it DOESN'T FUCKING NEED MORE BOGAN! I'M SICK of cunting channel nine's own brand of fuckwit tv shows for fuckwits trying to out cork-hat and winnie blue each other. Its fucking unrealistic shallow bullshit, condescending at best and more fucking irritating than a bad case of cock leprosy at worst.
                      Originally posted by klampykixx
                      as an example, an elephant pushes over a tree to eat the fresh leaves at the top, but a human isnt allowed to build a machine that makes a car so he can drive around to places quicker?

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                        ^ +1
                        Turns out, far too much has been written about great men and not nearly enough about morons


                        Originally posted by seedyrom
                        my neighbours called the cops...... not because of the sound of me working in the garage was too loud, but because i taped a cardboard box to my back, covered my self in vaseline and pretended i was a snail on their lawn

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                          Originally posted by Southo View Post
                          That Cox bloke needs to STOP FUCKING SHOUTING
                          i noticed that too.

                          whenever Richard Hammond commentates on the Power Laps on UK he has a habit of this and it shits me - but this Cox bloke sounds like that ALL the freaking time.

                          Originally posted by takai View Post
                          Oh and i realised again how crap our attempt at humour is compared to Pommy humour.
                          sadly, we're just no where near as funny as the poms huh

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                            Super Gaids. Will not watch again. Waste of time. More satisfaction scratching my balls and arse than watching this crap. EPIC FAIL.

                            Test track was so fucking lame it's not funny. No sensation of speed at all, it looked like a Mickey Mouse setup.

                            The Stig looks like he couldn't drive his way out of a wet paper bag. He's also a short fat git with no neck it appears.

                            Hosts = cunts, all of them. Stick to radio, drawing cartoons, and being a wannabe racer but is in fact a fuckall nobody. Nothing to like about them at all. Brown looks like he should be in Long Bay gaol with that pedo mustache.

                            The fact is, Hammond, May and Clarkson have personality. The aussie guys, well, you'd find more personality in the 'gina of a crackwhore after a weeklong gangbang.
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                              A few of you are forgetting that this is supposed to be like Top Gear UK, hence the same name. Of course a lot of aspects are going to be similar or the same - they're working to a formula.

                              I didn't think it was too bad, but they did seem to try and fit too much in and i'm not convinced of Charlie Cox's worth as a presenter. Otherwise it was ok.

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                                Originally posted by Nafe View Post
                                Super Gaids. Will not watch again. Waste of time. More satisfaction scratching my balls and arse than watching this crap. EPIC FAIL.

                                Test track was so fucking lame it's not funny. No sensation of speed at all, it looked like a Mickey Mouse setup.

                                The Stig looks like he couldn't drive his way out of a wet paper bag. He's also a short fat git with no neck it appears.

                                Hosts = cunts, all of them. Stick to radio, drawing cartoons, and being a wannabe racer but is in fact a fuckall nobody. Nothing to like about them at all. Brown looks like he should be in Long Bay gaol with that pedo mustache.

                                The fact is, Hammond, May and Clarkson have personality. The aussie guys, well, you'd find more personality in the 'gina of a crackwhore after a weeklong gangbang.
                                LOL tell us what you realy think Nafe.
                                Originally posted by S
                                I just want to apologise for some of my shit talking back around page 5.

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