So let's say you crashed your car

[Lonx]

Pulsar.

Attempting RWDrift in FWD failure....

[tremolo]

When in doubt power out

[break]

Reminds me of a story from high school... a guy had just got his licence and borrowed his brothers car to come to a party. Proceeded to get blind and then drove home.

Found out the next day he had lost it on the way home and smashed into someone's house. Proceeded to back it up, and GTFO. Got home only to realize his entire front bumper, and number plate, were still embedded in the wall of the house so he jumped on his BMX and rode back to the house. As he worked to retrieve the bumper, the police arrived and arrested him

[HoonBoy]

I was going up a freeway entrance when a rather banged up car came reversing down it, it was clear when we got to the top that he had run up the back of someone and reversed off. We stopped and offered assistance but they were all good and drove off to the police station which is just around the corner. Walking back to the car we noticed the front number plate and bits of the front bumper from the run away car sitting on the road, picked it up and handed it in to the cops. Would of been great to see the face of the driver when he realised he left his number plate behind!

[Justin Bieber]

Got home only to realize his entire front bumper, and number plate, were still embedded in the wall of the house so he jumped on his BMX and rode back to the house. As he worked to retrieve the bumper, the police arrived and arrested him

Gold! :D

[bthology]

I had a car that was fully bent from being t-boned
I drove it like that to the wrecker ! ( i was young and dumb and couldnt afford a tow truck)
Car was shaped like a banana and teh steering was even worse, the side was like 40cm in

[bugle]

Reminds me of this

[rowdytoot]

yeah i ve done that before no biggie , in a pulsar both times too !
jumped a roundabout tookout a sign some green stuff landed on the other ride drove 10 km home on a flat without stopping
Spun on oil in the rain mounted a gutter select reverse drive off change flat at no raining location eventualy drive home with bent chassis rails and 2 cent control arms
Fucking poosar was cursed

[rollin7]

prob pissed

[Benonymous]

Next door neigbors daughter was driving home at night in her Laser, oncoming Commodore swerved onto her side of the road and hit her head on. The front drivers side of the Commie was totalled with a strut ripped out, her car was toast and both her and her friend injured. Commie driving cunt, backs off and swings around the wrecked Laser. Off the prick goes dragging the front corner of the car. The shithead drove over four k's home (cops followed the drag marks) When they roused him out of his (parents) house he was obviously pissed but as he wasn't on the road they couldn't breahalyze him. This was the asshats plan. This pinhead had a list of driving offences and assaults that was as long as your arm.

Why aren't cunts like that just fed into a big meat mincer and fed to pigs?

[darwinschops]

no licence
no insurance
no rego

sounds like that other top driver in canberra with a car load iof drugs

Was driving to work yesterday and there was a banged up vs ute parked perpendicular to the road at the bottom of one of those 3-4 metre deep gulleys that run parallel to highways. Nice big police have been notified sticker. Had nothing suss cross my mind...

[Motherfucker Jones]

I usually prefer to check my car over somewhere less "scene of the crime" as it doesnt seem to attract as much attention from cops etc…

[ChrisS]

Southsiders for you

And how many of the cunts living in your house have done the same thing? (or worse and got there's towed away fast?) :p


BTW Nope never done it, or even fucked up on the road that much to be in that position in the first place.

[Motherfucker Jones]

BTW Nope never done it, or even fucked up on the road that much to be in that position in the first place.

Not trying hard enough cunt :D

[Ben.]

even with a licence/reg/insurance, if i didnt damage anyone elses property, i'd leg it just for fear of looking like a complete fuckwit.