Former Glory

[SLO78U]

I actually don't think I ever one anything. Im just normal. Not special like you cunts.

[blownhemi]

I actually don't think I ever one anything. Im just normal. Not special like you cunts.

Oh, we're special cunts all right.

Without sounding like a proper cunt, my trophy shelf behind the bar is starting to bend under the weight, plus there's more in boxes. Everything from karate to pistol shooting and also drag racing to burnout comps.

I guess my current highest achievement is that I'm on the NSW IPSC Production team again (pistol shooting with basically standard guns) and I'll be shooting it out at the National titles at Blacktown over Easter. While I probably won't have a chance at winning outright I'm hoping to help push the four man team into the top three at the nationals. I'll be happy with a top ten finish personally.

[HAMMER]

I actually don't think I ever one anything.

Spelling B Champion?

[Fatboy]

A few area and state jerseys playing soccer as a kid...
Top mark in English award Year 12 - for being smarter than the obviously very dopey cunts i grew up with...
DYO Street class winners trophy at the old Eastern Creek drags first meet i ever attended with a best of 15.6 - go the trusty 5 spd VN V6... :p
Premier League soccer GF at 30 - and lost.
Raced 5 years in Improved Production without wiping anyone else out...
Made the GF in Over 35's soccer last year - and choked.
Found someone silly enough to marry me last year...

[GTAM]

2nd representing Australia at the Oceanics for martial arts. Mind you, lost the final being on the receiving end of a spectacular ass kicking... so hardly the biggest acclaim

Also won a national writers comp in high school with some angsty teenage poetry.

Which martial art? Doesn't matter you got kicked, still pretty cool. How old?

[2510s]

Won burnout comp fours and rotaries nationals NZ 1999

[HoonBoy]

Won an award on the weekend, then fell down the stairs coming off the stage and broke the perpetual trophy.

[frog_a_lot]

Represented Aus and Nsw in national and international freestyle skiing(snow) comps. Was set to start competing Europa Cup and then World Cup and then i broke my neck and lost any chance of getting to world cup and olympics. Oh well such is life.

[darwinschops]

burnouts and shooting shit.

the best sort of awards to have...

Won an award on the weekend, then fell down the stairs coming off the stage and broke the perpetual trophy.

the fuck? that's awesome...

[fly510]

out ran the HWP in 1997 in a dato and got from hornsby to Toronto (Lake Mac) in 40mins - good times.

[perthdrivers.txt]

...for R/C monster trucks.

as you can tell by its pristine condition, this truly represents the pinnacle of my career

[Rona]

Won my Class twice at the Huntley Hillclimb, though the first time I was the only car in it:p (Type 3 2001-3000cc), Fastest AWD at Toyota Nationals 2010 with a nice repair bill for a toasted clutch yay. I came first in Chemistry & Economics at my school in the HSC, numerous other shit for school throughout the years use to be awesome around awards time as you'd end up with $100 or so in gift vouchers for the local shopping centre.

[Grunt]

outside of motorsport and crashing my dads shit I won a youth world championships sailing, runner up in open worlds and a few other top 10's and a bunch of state and national championships.

Doesn't mean much these days-haven't sailed a boat in nearly 7years and melting trophies down aren't going to cover a mortgage!

Some cool achievements in here!

[Panda I give no fuck]

I won a bronze academic award at school in 1999.

I went on to own 3 holdens and a 2 bedroom house in Toowoomba.

[GSRman]

I won a few class championships for sailing - Fastest White hilux at temora 1000 2011 and 2012.

I also won the ACT Scouts billy kart derby 2 years - would have been three, but the year between the kart we built was too fast to race - think group B Billy kart.