Former Glory

[Grunt]

I won a few class championships for sailing.

nice mate! What class and what era?

[Kiahatsiu]

Invented post it notes.

[tremolo]

I rolled a car while absolutely blind drunk at a party in grade 12 without having the engine running

Was downhill from there.

[GSRman]

Grunt: heron - like.. lets see... hmmm 23-20 years ago... never made the jump up to an NS.. crewed a couple - but started to get other interests.

[theblacktexta]

Biggest penis award, 2004 Bicentennial Nigerian International Penis Championships. Trophy shown here in testing...

[morerevsm3]

a few darts premierships, 3rd in national slot car championship, class winner in state F3A RC aerobatics comp, won several IP state hillclimb championship rounds, LMB class win IPRA vic last year, 3rd in E30 racing series, and 2 round wins, 3rd in AKA national go kart titles (reed heavy) 3rd in national speedway kart titles, several podiums in kart state titles, class winner legend of the lakes hillclimb, IP 2001-3000cc winner Australian hillclimb championships 2009, 2010 and 2011.

[Terribleone]

I got a bunch of tennis trophies from my younger days. Used to win most seasons and my parents thought I might have made something of it. Then I got a drivers licence and spent my days trawling car forums. Sigh.

[vet 180]

Participant!

[GTV]

Almost 20 years of super sprints and hillclimbs has resulted in a room full of plastic trophies, but the ones that I'm most proud of are 3 State Supersprint Championships because I didn't expect to win any of them and had to pull out special times to get them. CAMS even gave me nice metal trophies with my name on them and a free meal (with drink, high rollin) .

Have won the Qld Supersprint Series twice too, which is also hard to do as it requires wins over four rounds over a year on a variety of different circuit layouts, not all of which really suit my clubman. Missed the National Championship when it was up here due to impending baby delivery, but the guy I narrowly beat in the State champ that year won it so there's a whatif to ponder in my old age.

Apart from that I have zero sporting ability.

[cracka]

I masturbated more than any other man on earth between 2007-2009

[Panda I give no fuck]

I masturbated more than any other man on earth between 2007-2009

wow, short Marriage

[seedyrom]

I had a ten-pin bowling trophy from my teens up on a shelf at my old work. When I left I threw it in the bin.
Later I saw the cleaner fishing it out and putting it in his bag.

[littlefireyone]

Datto fastness :D

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[littlefireyone]

I've got a few 1rst,2nd,3rds in class ect (haven't finished with those, just haven't had the money to keep punting) but in all seriousness here's a peculiar award I won at last years' rally club christmas dinner for my inability to keep the car straight on any run at the last khanacross for the year lol

[Billzilla]

I invented chicken pizza.