Former Glory

[Streety]

I am a WIINNNNAARRRRRRRRR!


Actually, I have faired pretty well, won a saturday colo, supersprint class trophies, did ok in IPRA trying to beat Fatboy! sucked at that though....

won a race car in a raffle, it was a kingswood, but a cars a car!
poll and 3 race wins at the last race meet at Oran Park, fucked up the last race though due the small crack in one of the rotors

[nitrane]

Top Hand at Big Al's Poker Run '05 lol

[elfturbomax]

1st outright navigator PNG Indepedence Safari Rally 1991 and 1992.

[rorge]

I got second in a Motorkhana at some random car show at Parklands in about 2001, beaten by the judges mate who did a slower time..?? (i'm not sore about it ALRIGHT! :D)

I was captain of sailing at my school and won (on handicap ) a race at the nationals in my 125 once..

I have the record for getting the most random chicks at the Gold Coast to get their tits out in one evening for Coffin's (incredible at the time) digital camera in about 2002ish..

Other than that I fail.

[Masier]

porn superstar and five time Ultimate Smackdown wrestling champion

[Uncle]

Fell down a dozen stairs and didn't spill one drop of beer.

[tut]

i was #2 in flanders in maths in my age back when i was 15 or 16


and then i got lazy and discovered alcohol.

[SkidFace]

Got the only High Distinction in the school in years 8 and 9 for the maths competition. And we had asians at our school too :D
Number one or whatever for the chess club in year 7.
I think I pretty much fluked the year 9 maths comp, there was no way I understoon %30 of it but somehow got all of the answers correct. Should have seen my parents faces, it was like they'd won lotto. I then went on to become a drinking surly teen who experimented with drugs in years 10 and 11, who would then go on to drop out and work menial jobs until today :D done you proud mum and dad.
chess was just something I was good at. Often I would lose games due to just taking too long to make a move. The games where all timed and I would sit and stare at the board trying to figure out which move my opponent was most likely to do. Some very impatient year 7's would often start hurrying me along which just made me wait longer.
I achieved so much
Ah and the hard luck award for slamming a Gemini with a welded diff into some tyres at virginia raceway burnouts a few years back.

[TJ]

Won 2nd prize in a beauty contest.

Collected 10 dollars.

[F|sh]

2nd u2l torque trophy
1st 4cyl dyno shoot out.

[muttaburra]

Won a meat tray once, do I win anything ?

[Mini]

I won two years in the army and a trip to the South East Asian war games (Vietnam)

[ChrisS]

Won the highest HP at a dyno day for FI LS1..

Came 1st out of the two cunts with a s/c LS1 that were there on the day....

[JZK25]

I won first prize in the Japanese car class at the 2011 Noosa Car Classic.
There were only 3 jap cars, two of them were WRX's that me an Stints bought, the other was a batmobile honda with one odd rim and 4 degrees positive camber on one front wheel.
Furthermore, the judge came and asked me which one I wanted to win and I chose my car because it was the fastest. Lastly, it wasn't even my car, it was a customers. Won a cool cheese platter, corruption ftw.

[Do the safety dance.]

Won a meat tray once, do I win anything ?

Me and my mates one all three at a pub one night, but I think we bought nearly all the fucking tickets we were so blind.