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    #61
    I won a Long Drive competition at Royal pines in 1994 ending up 25 metres behind the world champion at the time, drove a golfball 375 metres to the first green at Lakelands in 1998 during a Golfbank round ( winning a pair of ugly Adidas sunglasses ) and finished 39th out of 3960 golfers at the 2008 World Amateur Championships in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.

    Passed my M1-300 test in 2005 in a 1996 Datto 2600TT. * cough, private road, cough *. ( around the general area near that dual lane downhill section past the truckstop on the way to Byron Bay ).

    Won an award at a Network Restorers conference for best invoicing.

    Won Lotto...twice in 25 years. ( $17.10 each time ).

    I came first during sex once.
    The World's Best Pest Control in Brisbane, at PF mates rates, PM me.

    when all else fails, hit it harder.

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      #62
      Originally posted by seedyrom View Post
      i had a ten-pin bowling trophy from my teens up on a shelf at my old work. When i left i threw it in the bin.
      Later i saw the cleaner fishing it out and putting it in his bag.
      bwahahaha!

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        #63
        when i was a kid i won the grand prize (a gameboy advance) on the TV show A*mazing

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          #64
          Just remembered something I did win : the Dyno comp at Springwood Suzuki in about 2004 on the PTR tuned 'busa with a healthy 220hp (IRC) at the wheel. Used the $200 to buy 1/5th of an Arai RX7-RR

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            #65
            I was one of the first, if not THE first, to make it onto Cheapracer's ignore list. Beat that muthafukkers.....
            "What in the gay caped fuck is that?" by Shonky

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              #66
              Thats the gift that keeps on giving
              Originally posted by brasher
              TJ is 99% African American.

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                #67
                I won a colouring in competition from the daily telegraph and received a couple of GI Joe's as prizes.

                #Winner
                Im not only sure Im HIV positive.

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                  #68
                  Runner up in SFWD in the 2008 Sports Compact drag series.

                  Biggest $300 novelty cheque ever!
                  Social media marketing for the automotive industry (plus a motorsport blog) - www.boxthislap.com.au

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                    #69
                    Originally posted by Jim View Post
                    I won best presented racecar.
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                    at Hampton for the Camira.
                    Me too! (the 2nd time)

                    placed at a few khanas once upon a time... won my category once too I think?

                    I am in the running for "most neglectful fiat owner"

                    I think guido gave me the award for "least motivated non-stoner" with relation to the above

                    I won $500 in a radio competition once by guessing what Peter Burner had under his kilt. It was a set of fluffy dice. They're still hanging from a light fitting at my old mans house.
                    Originally posted by myshortyboomba
                    I've had many gauges in cars. I always found the conrods react faster than a gauge.

                    you can always hear them when they break and they stop the engine immediately so you can't do any more damage.

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                      #70
                      I was in the same race as psssi98's brother once or twice*




                      *for all of a couple of minutes until he disappeared up the road with the other fast guys
                      The person who proof read Hitler's speeches was literally a grammar Nazi

                      The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has a limit.

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                        #71
                        won a ride in Jim Richards Porsche at Mallala , except I had to turn it down due to having a fucked back ..... FML
                        my youtube channel

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                          #72
                          Originally posted by HoonBoy View Post
                          Won an award on the weekend, then fell down the stairs coming off the stage and broke the perpetual trophy.
                          Originally posted by myliberty
                          My car is a broken heap of shit too, so we have something in common.
                          13's for $1300: RX4/929 nugget.

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                            #73
                            I won a few road races back in the 90's, and won "What's that noise" or whatever it was called on JJJ when Michael Tun had the request fest.
                            Oh, and in Year 7 I won the Oliphant Science Award.
                            "Where can we get hold of a Vincent Black Shadow?" "Whats that?" "A fantastic bike," I said. "The new model is something like two thousand cubic inches, developing two hundred brake-horsepower at four thousand revolutions per minute on a magnesium frame with two styrofoam seats and a total curb weight of exactly two hundred pounds."

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                              #74
                              I think I was the first person in Qld to get a blue mod plate under the then new LA3 engine code (turbo a non-turbo engine). All of the people I spoke to at Qld Transport either didn't know about the code or knew of no one else that had got one. I got my plate in about Feb-March of the year it became available.

                              I also got 2nd place a few times in go-karting and also got taken off many times by Christian Jones (Alan Jones' son) and passed many times by goracing (Will Yarwood).
                              I survived the patio flooding catastrophe of 2012.

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                                #75
                                Won controllie of the year with the BMSC, and won best modern vehicle in the ACT council of car clubs fuel economy challenge. Nearly won on handicap as well, didn't take it seriously enough at the time!

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