Tell Him He's Dreamin' !! The thread for ludicrously overpriced cars.

[Mighty Mouse]

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/darwi...box-/358465529

....oh wait thats mine. dammit.

anyway reason i posted that up there was a 253 auto POS WB tonner or something that was completely shit for like $15,000 on there the other day. saying its rare, blah blah, awesome v8 engine, etc.

[Benonymous]

a pigeon pair

It would appear that if the word "Brock" is attached to a commonwhore in any way, the price enters the nearest elevator and travels to the top floor.

I love the interior shots, they remind you of just how awful the VK/VL interior was. (I had an ex highway patrol VK, so I know)

Add to that a body kit held on with liquid nails (that's how they did it says old mate who worked for Holden) and you have a quarter of a million dolar classic, no worries!



and...



http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/1988-Hold...item23093d70ac

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/1987-Hold...item23093d9fd4

[Sturmovik]

I reckon half the time the wives of these guys have told them to sell the car, so they put a rediculous figure on them; but they know it will never sell at that price, and at the same time the wife thinks they're married to a rich cunt so wont want to leave.
Smart guys...

[-Matt-]

Just on VL's

http://www.carsales.com.au/private/d...eceased|CarAll

[Sebstar]

The Jag is nice... for $10k-20k maybe.

[thedude]

I reckon half the time the wives of these guys have told them to sell the car, so they put a rediculous figure on them; but they know it will never sell at that price.

Yep old trick this one. Wife says "the car or me", bloke puts it up for a stupid amount and naturally no one calls. Says to wife "sorry love the thing just won't sell." By that time shes usually forgotten why she was pissed enough to give the original ultimatum and doesn't care if the car stays. Win - win.

[niggerjewz]

The worst part about those stupidly expensive VL's? My car (GTS1 R31) has just about everything in it, that that car has (san's v8) and it's worth 5. It's got the same shceel seats, same momo steering wheel, fancy glove box badge, made in small numbers but my car is only worth 5, maybe 10k max .

[Jamie_F]

Definitely worth it, it's only done 204k's!

http://www.carsales.com.au/private/d...=falcon|CarAll



$105,000

[Jamie_F]

Bargain, first one of 200 shitty special edition VN's built at only $80,000

http://www.carsales.com.au/private/d...mmodore|CarAll

[StanM3]

Bargain, first one of 200 shitty special edition VN's built

http://www.carsales.com.au/private/d...mmodore|CarAll

HAHA someone call him an offer $7k. Only $1k less then the advertised price. BTW Bud you ad has a typo..

[thedude]

Why does the number on the build plaque look like a sticker?

[Paddington]

I reckon half the time the wives of these guys have told them to sell the car, so they put a rediculous figure on them; but they know it will never sell at that price, and at the same time the wife thinks they're married to a rich cunt so wont want to leave.
Smart guys...

bingo. We were just talking about the guy with the XJC at work the other day. I think he is a bit deluded though, like that tosser with the merc with the eyebrows.

[StanM3]

Why does the number on the build plaque look like a sticker?

Yeh I spotted that too. Haven't seen others to compare it to tho.

[Jamezilla]

http://www.tradingpost.com.au/Automo...er=TP004311975



Monaro CV8
Body kit
Stripes
Lambo doors
Bob Jane wheels
Magazine shoot featuring photos of walnut in speedos
Yep, that's worth $90k right there

Quote from seller: "A car lover will know it is worth two and half times the asking price. Very sadly selling due to knew adventure but is very special. A car lover would understand."

[darwinschops]

Just on VL's

nice enough but not even a t?! fuck i love the typical wank in these dreamer ads - "... if only browsing please do not reply I would respectfully not waste your precious time so I please ask do not tamper with mine..." and "It has been used in two (bogan) weddings..." best $15k i could imagin spending...

The Jag is nice... for $10k-20k maybe.

drscrtoe's jag has got me thinking about how awesome an old barge like that could be... i think he falls into sturmovik's definition. and again with the wankery - "...simply ignore the ad altogether. Any person sending messages that are not relevant at the listed price will be reported to ebay for spamming or possibly the police if it happens to my phone again."

fuck off cunt, act like a deluded moron, fun at your expense worth more than your car.

and like tuts idea with that ridiculously overprice unsellable starion. not sure he'd take $24 and half a carton of colds though