why were you speeding?

[InsaneAsylum]

has anyone ever tried "none of your fucking business, cunt!"?

[Skompa]

has anyone ever tried "none of your fucking business, cunt!"?

[Fatboy]

Me at 18...

Cop - "Why is your car so low ?"
Me - "I'm scared of heights..."
Mates in the car start pissing themselves laughing.

Cop walks away, comes back later with a fine and a defect notice - I made a point of not being a smart cunt after that...

[MickyD]

mate of mine lives 2 doors up a street that is no left turn in the evenings to stop people rat running, he goes up and around the corner to get home each night, since when he asked the cops if it was OK, one of them said he wouldn't book him, but he can't guarantee that others won't... mind you, there are ALWAYS cars that turn left there and pull straight into the milk bar car park that is there, check that there are no cops, then reverse out and continue down the street.
I'd say there's cops there about 5 times a month. (it's off springvale rd just south of the Eastern Fwy, so a fairly high traffic area in the evenings)

[Rdyno]

**Warning - talking through logic will not work with female police

Yep have been let off with nearly every male cop but one night i droped my mates off in town they were pissed i had a cigarett with them turned my lights off. I said seeya got in my car drove 50m got flashed so i turned my lights on a cop van seen me pulled me over breath tested me it was a chick then got done 3 days out of rego :/ . I explained that i had droped off my mates so they would not drive drunk and that i forgot that the letter was in my mail pile the rego letter that is. The cop slut replies that dosent matter i said look i have like 1k in my wallet showed her it's not a money thing i will pay it i just did not get around to looking at my mail. I got fined $500 for driving my mates which would of just driven them selfs any way fucking cunt bitch that fucking cow was

[Rona]

Not an excuse the letter turns up 6 weeks prior to it being due.

[Rdyno]

Not an excuse the letter turns up 6 weeks prior to it being due.

4 weeks here

[MickyD]

yeah I hate it how registration comes on a random date every year.... oh wait....

[Rdyno]

yeah I hate it how registration comes on a random date every year.... oh wait....

yea and apprantly police cant take the money to the gov shopfront for you they just take your money later

[Coffin]

I was in a work car once, was on my way to an appointment and was feeling very sick, ... booted it to the closest servo on the highway. .... Told said cop this.

166 in a 110 but he didnt take my licence on the spot and let me goto work and told me to pay the fine

[boostin31]

Got pulled over on my red Ps in my old vl by a paddy wagon, Cops made me get out, pointed out that i was speeding (said they reckoned i was doing 70+ in a 60 zone, which i was lol) had blue parkers in the front, p-plate missing on the back, chick in the front seat had her arm over the seatbelt, and then they just said "Have a nice night" got in their car and left. Biggest wtf moment ever.

[Do the safety dance.]

Have only been let off once, and it was because he didn't have me on the radar despite seeing me doing 3x the limit on my bike. I think he asked me about 100 different ways how fast I was going

Have had big fines reduced on 3 occasions where I should have been walking home. All 3 times they showed me the lidar reading and I was just honest and polite. Last time I was on the ninja, caught doing 129km/h in an 80 zone on double demerits. As I pulled out my wallet a 50c piece flew out and landed at his feet. I said "that's not a bribe, unless you want it to be then I have more". He had a sense of humour so let me off for a lesser offence. It also helped that he saw I was doing the speed limit before overtaking and immediately after.

[Rona]

Similar to me got done recently, was coming off the freeway and wound out first and second off a roundabout, had me on the radar @ 103 in a 70 zone. Played along nicely, apologised and got 20 and over fine so got to keep my license. Was lucky that the lock wasn't any later as I reckon I peaked at 120 in 3rd before I'd had my fun and backed off then saw the cop hiding up a driveway.

[I'm DJ!]

My only ever fight or flight moment ended with me seeing him and knowing he had to travel miles to do a u turn, so I went flat chat to catch and then pootled along in 'normal' traffic, undercover fights through traffic lights, flights through traffic (no discos) to get behind me, follows for a bit and pulls me up.

Me: you're kidding, how fast?
Him: I was doing 180 and didn't catch up
Me: that sounds dangerous
Him: stop being a smartarse, my colleague over there is interviewing your friend, might as well admit it.
Me: admit what, my mate will tell you the same thing? Did this car your chasing look like mine, because now that you mention it one pulled up at the lights way back there and when they went green he took off down that street over there. It was red not maroon like mine though. Looked like he was in a hurry, now I know why.

Friend held up, got off, we laughed ourselves stupid on the way home. Only time ever got off though, but that was the time to do it, would have been ugly.

[ZENNON]

Cant add anything meaningful to the above - it isnt a question, it is an invitation to make an admission. The only possible reason to answer that question in the affirmative would be where there was a real emergency like your wife is about to have a baby. And is in the car. And the head is protruding. Or something like that.

hahahaha