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Crims vs me, today's saga. DON'T STEAL MY CAR YA CUNTS

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    #31
    boom great story!~

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      #32
      They'll do 6 months if that and get let out "because nobody loved them as kids".
      Back in action within 12.

      Glad you sorted it with minimal fuss, a machete wouldn't have been nice.

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        #33
        Well done! Seeing as I started the day dead on midnight in the bar, I had to deal with the following: two minga sluts taking a piss in a stairwell, a smashed glass bottle on my head, the hotel owner prowling around and the overpowering smell of vomit and spilled drinks and body odour. Then sleep. Then I started again at 5.

        Your day sounds fun though, and it's a great feeling knowing they are off the streets(we hope).
        Originally posted by Gussy
        It's the PF way. "Put a twin turbo LS in it brah, you'll have it converted and running in 2.5 hours and make an eazy 1000rwkw, lulz" All while the same people who suggest this stuff drive around in a corolla and have a fucked VN sitting in the garage for the past 3 years as a "project car."

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          #34
          Originally posted by RotaUte View Post
          Nah, he was smart enough to lose the vest as he was running from me
          Probably wouldnt have been that smart though because police would have have gotten a semen stain on the vest for forensics

          Statistically 1 in every 2 landcruiser thieves wear semen stained hi vis vests.
          "The trouble with quotes on the internet is that it's difficult to discern whether or not they are genuine" - Abraham Lincoln

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            #35
            I bet they used to steal movies too. Gateway crimes!
            My car
            Corolla
            Originally posted by brasher
            I'd have no qualm about punting a kid into the fresh produce section if it meant the difference between getting a set of night vision goggles or not.

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              #36
              Nice! Chasing him with a tripod? Lol!

              Do seem like dangerous fuckers though, you were pretty lucky to get him unarmed..
              your former friendly cambodian dictator

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                #37
                congrats, win is win

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                  #38
                  Nice one mate. Better not leave the keys in the car in case they decide to come back once they get out to say thank you.
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                    #39
                    Originally posted by Pol Pot View Post
                    Nice! Chasing him with a tripod? Lol!

                    Do seem like dangerous fuckers though, you were pretty lucky to get him unarmed..
                    Nah, old mate who legged it had a knife in him when they caught him

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                      #40
                      I'm impressed you got the crim to run from you!
                      Turns out, far too much has been written about great men and not nearly enough about morons


                      Originally posted by seedyrom
                      my neighbours called the cops...... not because of the sound of me working in the garage was too loud, but because i taped a cardboard box to my back, covered my self in vaseline and pretended i was a snail on their lawn

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                        #41
                        No one got hurt other than the bindies

                        Top effort with the arrest

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                          #42
                          you must be a huge scary looking cunt for them to run away from you :rotflol:

                          found a dead body at a lake about 3 weeks ago, that's the only big thing for me lately. looked like some teenage kid as well. Nothing on the news about it so I guess it was suicide, pretty sad.

                          /csh

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                            #43
                            Originally posted by Babalouie View Post
                            Wow!

                            But wait...thieves wear hi-vis now?
                            The penalities are higher for failing to wear hi-vis than they are for breaking and enter or car theft.
                            .

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                              #44
                              Originally posted by Pol Pot View Post
                              Chasing him with a tripod?
                              Der, it's so he can take on 3 at once!
                              The person who proof read Hitler's speeches was literally a grammar Nazi

                              The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has a limit.

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                                #45
                                Originally posted by Spammy View Post
                                The penalities are higher for failing to wear hi-vis than they are for breaking and enter or car theft.
                                Yep, it's a OH&S thing, they are lectured on this sort of thing in jail.

                                Nice chase and catch RU, go you good thing
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