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Crims vs me, today's saga. DON'T STEAL MY CAR YA CUNTS

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    #46
    remember hearing about 3 blokes being arrested on the news this morning for similar crimes, im assuming this is them.

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      #47
      Originally posted by RotaUte View Post
      Nah, old mate who legged it had a knife in him when they caught him
      Is there something your not telling us?
      Originally posted by S
      I just want to apologise for some of my shit talking back around page 5.

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        #48
        Three men face court over multiple break-in's - Central Coast

        Where's Bill when you need him?
        Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?

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          #49
          Shit dude that's an awesome ending and glad it worked out well vs what could have happened - top job!

          What did I do today? Did you notice that relaxed smile on your Mrs face after you'd come back from chasing Landcruisers? Awww yeeehhhh. :rotflol:
          Hide yo' wife!!!

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            #50
            Time to get a bigger dog Mark?
            "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough horsepower." - Mark Donahue Penske Porsche 917

            "In Japan we no give fark for Subaru" - Trust Japan Technical Director
            (TM - AVENGE)

            "You can never have enough power. I remember when we had Group B cars... THEN we had enough power!"
            Juha Kankkunen - Rally of Argentina '02

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              #51
              New avatar needed ...




              But seriously, good work.
              And yeah make sure your place is a bit more secure.

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                #52
                Originally posted by itsnotagsr View Post
                Time to get a bigger dog Mark?
                I assumed his dog was named Tripod
                Turns out, far too much has been written about great men and not nearly enough about morons


                Originally posted by seedyrom
                my neighbours called the cops...... not because of the sound of me working in the garage was too loud, but because i taped a cardboard box to my back, covered my self in vaseline and pretended i was a snail on their lawn

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                  #53
                  Must be hard to run being a tripod?
                  Hide yo' wife!!!

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                    #54
                    Two days later and full statements given at the station. The two detectives we spoke to had been giving each other high fives ever since as this is their biggest bust to date.

                    We're off to Adelaide today to live, but nopics Mum is still here. We suggested she gets an alarm installed.
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                    etc etc

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                      #55
                      shame you didn't encourage the hiding crim to come out of the bushes by repeated driving over him with the front-left tyre. Get out the bushes you cunt or I'll squeeze your head out your arsehole.
                      The GT4 daily barge
                      RA65+3SGE - project procrastination
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                        #56
                        Originally posted by RotaUte View Post

                        We're off to Adelaide today to live, but nopics Mum is still here. We suggested she gets an alarm installed.
                        WTF is in Adelaide?

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                          #57
                          By this time tomorrow - Mr & Mrs Boxer !!!

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                            #58
                            if that was vic you'd get fined for leaving your keys in the ignition

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                              #59
                              Sorry to tell you mate, but Adelaide is a massive shit hole with a city complex.

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                                #60
                                Originally posted by oioioioioi View Post
                                Sorry to tell you mate, but Adelaide is a massive shit hole with a city complex.

                                And Newcastle?
                                WWPBD

                                Originally posted by InsaneAsylum
                                first time i was in sydney, i asked the cabbie to tell a bit about the place. he said "this here oxford st, you see 2 man, they are poofter"
                                Fuckwits Incorporated

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