Crims vs me, today's saga. DON'T STEAL MY CAR YA CUNTS

[dave_vic_ozz]

found a dead body at a lake about 3 weeks ago
/csh

As you do...

Name of lake and google?

[Sketchy]

I bet they used to steal movies too. Gateway crimes!

Closest old mate could get to downloading a car.

[BundyBeej]

Two days later and full statements given at the station. The two detectives we spoke to had been giving each other high fives ever since as this is their biggest bust to date.

We're off to Adelaide today to live, but nopics Mum is still here. We suggested she gets an alarm installed.

She's on land, yeah? Time to get a rifle?

shame you didn't encourage the hiding crim to come out of the bushes by repeated driving over him with the front-left tyre. Get out the bushes you cunt or I'll squeeze your head out your arsehole.

:rotflol:

[MR-PUNANNY]

WTF! What a mad story!!!! Glad the 80 is ok and you! I loved this

I had no shoes on and fuck they have some bindies on their lawn!

[Chase Rockwell]

I thought your 80 was rooted anyway, should've let him take it and claimed your insurance.

[RotaUte]

It was, reckon it had a stuck oil ring or something. Came good though and it's been chugging along fine since.