Left lane ends etiquette

[nutttr]

Then there's merging on to motorways/freeways.

This annoys me the most... I nearly ran up the arse of someone who, in the 110km/h section of the on-ramp, decided to slam on the brakes RIGHT before the merge because they were too nervous... WTF?! They were STOPPED with their indicator on waiting for a gap... Good luck when the on ramp is just after a hill.



And awesome sketch, it's the way it should be.

[dnegative]

If some cunt jumps into the left lane and then nails it to cut in and slam on the brakes and cause other traffic to slow down I'm not letting them in. Fuck the cunts they can run into a bridge for all I care.

I've run quite a few cunts off the road, I don't give a shit if you can jump or get ahead provided your not a cunt about it. Fuck, I do it all the time but I'm always considerate about it and have my hand out the window saying thanks. But flying up the left hand lane, moving past numerous gaps and then expecting me to just let you in right at the very end when I have no legal right to......... suck my dick and enjoy looking at the passenger door of my Fuso. Feel free to hit it, neg driving for you and I get the day off the spanners.

One in, one out.

This x1000
Like a zipper, the shit just works and is fair for all.

[SuperDave]

then expecting me to just let you in right at the very end when I have no legal right to..

Don't get me started on them bus cunts coming up the onramp to Riverside expressway at the Gabba.

[Cantilever Bridge]

lack of etiquette results in this


Bloke next to me (i was on right he was on left) came up from my rear to be door for door didnt realise we were merging, i braked and he shot past, 1.5-2 sec later hear locked brakes then got rear ended.

bloke behind me and some other cunt where not happy with me, apparently i should have run him off the road or outran him (in a c5 hdi on 3 cyl)

[Bob Vegana.]

As far as I'm concerned, merging is every man for himself.

I usually let one or two cars in, but not the cunts who fly all the way down to the end of the lane and try to push in. I've also been known to block cunts who go beyond the end of the merging lane, to try and jump a few cars along the shoulder. Fuck 'em, I say.

[Bob Vegana.]

Oh and that diagram is awesome!

[Lon]

Etiquette? there is no etiquette. Courtesy? there is no courtesy... JUST FOLLOW THE FUCKING ROAD RULES YOU RETARDED QLD WANKERS!!!!!!

[TT]

just remember, 2 wongs don't make a white.

They usually make a yellow

[Stalker440]

It's pretty clear really, the previous sketches show what to do. As far as courtesy is concerned, for me it depends on the situation and the pre thought put in by the person merging. If it's obvious the the tard has no idea, life becomes harder, if the driver has positioned well and indicated early for a merge then sure, pop right in.

Then there's merging on to motorways/freeways. This pisses me way more with QLDeeeeeeeers seemingly forgetting which peddle accelerates for 90% of the onramp, then at the last minute realising, oh fuck, I must merge at 80km/hr . Again life is made a little more difficult. It does seem the stupid cunts think it's their right that you move out of the way for them to enter despite them having usually a large section of on ramp to sort their speed and car position out for a seemless merge not impeding traffic flow.
Now sure if there is substantial traffic chocked up in the left, perhaps move over, or if there are a number of cars merging on, but lone tards entering a sparsely populated motorway still will basically merge ontop of you and then be like 'WTF cunt, move over". Being behind these retards trying to get up to speed so as not to do this others on a motorway is just as annoying. Anyone know if the shunt bars on US cop cars will fit on a Taxi? lol.
/rant
/waaaaaaaaa.


PS: Robs sketch wins all!

Pffffft indicators.... Dunno what part of Queensland ya live in if cunts are indicating.

FWIW, the unofficial speed limit on any highway on ramp is peak revs, third gear :D

[tut]

[MartyHusseinXF]

bloke behind me and some other cunt where not happy with me, apparently i should have run him off the road or outran him (in a c5 hdi on 3 cyl)

Not really, all you had to do was tap the brakes to drop a few kph, not panic brake and cause an accident..

[ahabthearab]

Ive found the when driving my Patrol at120k, with car trailer. Holding my lights at high beam gives me automatic right of way to mergers


Edit. this doesn't work quite as well uphill.

[ENGINR]

[Captiva Fan]

They FUCKING WELL need to teach Optus employees this!!
The slip-lane onto Epping road used to work perfectly goed until Optus moved in, now with them here it's totally fout.
In fact, they don't only try to merge early, they stop like it's a give-way or a stop-sign or something ... you come 'round the corner ready to accelerate up to the traffic's speed & merge in & some Optus employee in a silver Camry is sitting in the middle of the road stopped ... RETATES!!

[Soopy]

Printed that sketch off and gave it to the apprentice. He has only just got his P's so he needs the info... Fucking many lol's.

Tut, your language is fucked. Was someone taking the piss when they came up with it or what?