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    Originally posted by seedyrom View Post
    No reverse gear will do that
    *polite golf clap*
    Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?

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      Originally posted by beeraddd View Post
      Plausible, have done 216 in a daewoo nubira
      I think we need a new thread for "how fast have you gone in a slow car?"

      I did 220km in a diesel Renault Laguna.

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        One of the heads of department where I was being taught "things that would make me an asset in the workforce" believed that his new RWD Nissan Bluebird TRX was an absolute rocketship. My fellow students and I were young and impressionable and still thought that he was full of shit.
        He jerked off with the determination of someone within sight of Everest’s summit, having lost all his friends and Sherpas, having run out of supplemental oxygen, but preferring death to failure.

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          Originally posted by mph View Post
          Haha, I worked with a guy the other day and we got talking about cars and he told me he had a 253 VB dunnydore back in the day and proceeded to tell me how quick it was.. I asked him what was done to it and he said it was stock trimatic but blew everything away..
          I laughed and told him his car had about 85kw and did 0-100 in about 14 seconds, basically slower than a Hyundai Getz. The fucktard fired up and called me names and said with a cam and a holley it would run 10's.. I walked away
          With a cam and a holly I think it would to 10's...









          0-100kph would be in the high 10's
          Originally posted by Babalouie
          Geez we're a bunch of softcocks...we have a 911 and we're obsessing over non-functional ducts and indicator colours

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            Originally posted by StupidFlanders View Post
            Wow lucky guy, gets to have the whole fleet of NSW F6's to himself!
            And the 2 Clubsports!


            Lol, i hope you forgot italics. Please say you did.
            Was thinking of your job the other day when a neighbour was advising me that his wifes VF SSV has a cam as they can't tune a slight intermittent lump out of it, only the SSV's got the cam apparently. And then said all the HWP cars on the Syd-Newy freeway are basically packing 600hp Bathurst engines. And this was a guy who raced Commodore Cup, is now building a 355 for the same car for IPRA and should have an idea.

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              That slight intermittant lump is probably premature valvetrain failure

              Was pretty common on the VEIIs.
              Originally posted by brewdles
              In short, some cunt at test and tune had a 250cc honda turning to 11ty and it sounded porn. Do that.

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                Originally posted by race6.3l View Post
                Was thinking of your job the other day when a neighbour was advising me that his wifes VF SSV has a cam as they can't tune a slight intermittent lump out of it, only the SSV's got the cam apparently. And then said all the HWP cars on the Syd-Newy freeway are basically packing 600hp Bathurst engines. And this was a guy who raced Commodore Cup, is now building a 355 for the same car for IPRA and should have an idea.
                I know that neighbour, drives an orange F truck?
                He should know better.

                Only 2 HWY cars make more power than standard, the Oztrack GTS and the Herrod/DJR GTF. Both are show cars, not used for regular duties.
                Originally posted by Rdyno
                It's fucking storytime with Rdyno cunt shut the fuck up and fuck off.

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                  This is cool
                  I'm going to be a fuckwit from now

                  My g6e turbo did 1650rpm @ 100km/h and revved to 6200

                  So would have easily pulled 375km/h on the limiter in 6th

                  But ran out of road cos it was dark and wet and I had the windows down...
                  ..........

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                    Originally posted by TriPod1 View Post
                    "mate the thing will do 300!. I was doing 150 but only had the pedal half way down!!"

                    Most guys for some reason have an incredibly deluded idea of high speed. "I was doing 220 down the main drag" blah blah blah....

                    The seem to regard speedos as an actual measurement of real speed etc etc. ie. "My Escort does 220kph all day, it was off the clock!". Which I suppose is 185 or so on a good day...

                    I thought it was just young fuckers with no real experiences to speak off so some exaggeration, but I have realised in recent years that docile old fuckers also quite often live in an imaginary world. Bit sad.

                    AH
                    Skyline gets to around '0' fairly easy.

                    Originally posted by Rdyno
                    I say we ban Rdyno... oh wait.

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                      At about 16,000rpm as well! I'm concerned though that you appear to have no oil pressure while performing that feat, and all your coolant has gone.

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                        Originally posted by Mr Purple View Post
                        The funny thing is the actual car guys usually downplay how rare/fast their car is.
                        yup.
                        hell, i know there's always something faster out there haha
                        Originally posted by Walt Kowalski
                        Memes are only detectable by NSA.

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                          Originally posted by MexicanBatman View Post
                          This is cool
                          I'm going to be a fuckwit from now
                          What do you mean "from now"?
                          "Where can we get hold of a Vincent Black Shadow?" "Whats that?" "A fantastic bike," I said. "The new model is something like two thousand cubic inches, developing two hundred brake-horsepower at four thousand revolutions per minute on a magnesium frame with two styrofoam seats and a total curb weight of exactly two hundred pounds."

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                            Originally posted by Jack Nicholson View Post
                            People who think Tempe spec wheels, ugly body kits that have been poorly colour matched, and a pod filter from Supercheap qualifies as "Tuning".
                            Ive gotta say i fucking hate when cunts (usually americans talking about jap cars on the internet) refer to modifying a car as "tuning" it.

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                              I thought they was tuna cars, not tuner cars.

                              Don't mention the adBlocker !!

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                                Originally posted by yohoes View Post
                                Ive gotta say i fucking hate when cunts (usually americans talking about jap cars on the internet) refer to modifying a car as "tuning" it.
                                You know the term has been in use since at least the 60s?
                                Imagination is more important than knowledge.

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