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Ridiculous car bullshit that dropkicks spew
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One of the heads of department where I was being taught "things that would make me an asset in the workforce" believed that his new RWD Nissan Bluebird TRX was an absolute rocketship. My fellow students and I were young and impressionable and still thought that he was full of shit.He jerked off with the determination of someone within sight of Everest’s summit, having lost all his friends and Sherpas, having run out of supplemental oxygen, but preferring death to failure.
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With a cam and a holly I think it would to 10's...Originally posted by mph View PostHaha, I worked with a guy the other day and we got talking about cars and he told me he had a 253 VB dunnydore back in the day and proceeded to tell me how quick it was.. I asked him what was done to it and he said it was stock trimatic but blew everything away..
I laughed and told him his car had about 85kw and did 0-100 in about 14 seconds, basically slower than a Hyundai Getz. The fucktard fired up and called me names and said with a cam and a holley it would run 10's.. I walked away
0-100kph would be in the high 10'sOriginally posted by BabalouieGeez we're a bunch of softcocks...we have a 911 and we're obsessing over non-functional ducts and indicator colours
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Was thinking of your job the other day when a neighbour was advising me that his wifes VF SSV has a cam as they can't tune a slight intermittent lump out of it, only the SSV's got the cam apparently. And then said all the HWP cars on the Syd-Newy freeway are basically packing 600hp Bathurst engines. And this was a guy who raced Commodore Cup, is now building a 355 for the same car for IPRA and should have an idea.Originally posted by StupidFlanders View PostWow lucky guy, gets to have the whole fleet of NSW F6's to himself!
And the 2 Clubsports!
Lol, i hope you forgot italics. Please say you did.
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I know that neighbour, drives an orange F truck?Originally posted by race6.3l View PostWas thinking of your job the other day when a neighbour was advising me that his wifes VF SSV has a cam as they can't tune a slight intermittent lump out of it, only the SSV's got the cam apparently. And then said all the HWP cars on the Syd-Newy freeway are basically packing 600hp Bathurst engines. And this was a guy who raced Commodore Cup, is now building a 355 for the same car for IPRA and should have an idea.
He should know better.
Only 2 HWY cars make more power than standard, the Oztrack GTS and the Herrod/DJR GTF. Both are show cars, not used for regular duties.Originally posted by RdynoIt's fucking storytime with Rdyno cunt shut the fuck up and fuck off.
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Skyline gets to around '0' fairly easy.Originally posted by TriPod1 View Post"mate the thing will do 300!. I was doing 150 but only had the pedal half way down!!"
Most guys for some reason have an incredibly deluded idea of high speed. "I was doing 220 down the main drag" blah blah blah....
The seem to regard speedos as an actual measurement of real speed etc etc. ie. "My Escort does 220kph all day, it was off the clock!". Which I suppose is 185 or so on a good day...
I thought it was just young fuckers with no real experiences to speak off so some exaggeration, but I have realised in recent years that docile old fuckers also quite often live in an imaginary world. Bit sad.
AH
Originally posted by RdynoI say we ban Rdyno... oh wait.
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What do you mean "from now"?Originally posted by MexicanBatman View PostThis is cool
I'm going to be a fuckwit from now"Where can we get hold of a Vincent Black Shadow?" "Whats that?" "A fantastic bike," I said. "The new model is something like two thousand cubic inches, developing two hundred brake-horsepower at four thousand revolutions per minute on a magnesium frame with two styrofoam seats and a total curb weight of exactly two hundred pounds."
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Ive gotta say i fucking hate when cunts (usually americans talking about jap cars on the internet) refer to modifying a car as "tuning" it.Originally posted by Jack Nicholson View PostPeople who think Tempe spec wheels, ugly body kits that have been poorly colour matched, and a pod filter from Supercheap qualifies as "Tuning".
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