Ridiculous car bullshit that dropkicks spew

[MZ21]

Has someone mentioned Toyota Lexcen's being better quality than VN's yet?

John Laws I think.

[yohoes]

You know the term has been in use since at least the 60s?

Cunts used to say 'groovy' back then too

Still sounds fucking stupid

[Rockhopper]

Down at a camp spot with a bunch of crew in 4wds. Main hill out is kinda hectic.

Young acquaintance going on about his brand new hilux, lift, tyres, all the fruit, 200hp etc etc

My mates young 20yr old missus jumps in her old GQ wagon with 33's and lift. Drops to 20psi, bang, first shot.

Don't you rekon old mate felt like a bit of a potato on his 4th attempt, also with 20psi, in front of everyone.

[Imposter Forg]

Love it when they do the same spewing on about crap and then get upstaged by a Niva/Jimny/Rocky

[Terribleone]

Love it when they do the same spewing on about crap and then get upstaged by a Niva/Jimny/Rocky

My Jimny was good at upsetting friends in Patrols/Cruisers. Id cop plenty of shit for it and it was far more capable than anyone expected, myself included.

[irsa76]

Love it when they do the same spewing on about crap and then get upstaged by a Niva/Jimny/Rocky

Only shit talking about Niva's I've heard is about the fact they make a Land Rover look reliable, they're probably one of the most capable 4wds off the showroom floor.

[da9jeff]

Thinking i should secretly trade the nopics lancer for a jimny, but would need to be auto... wonder how slow they are?

[Captiva Fan]

Surely you could get someone to spend a few hours slowly ripping your fingernails out & administering 415 volt electric shocks to your man parts?
'Cos at least then it'd be over in a few hours.

[Shep]

I get a kick out of showing up heavy shitboxes in my jimny

[MRMOPARMAN]

Auto for everything. If stick a 4L80 in an F40 just to make it a better car.

[da9jeff]

Surely you could get someone to spend a few hours slowly ripping your fingernails out & administering 415 volt electric shocks to your man parts?
'Cos at least then it'd be over in a few hours.

It'd be just like reading your posts!

[vet 180]

Thinking i should secretly trade the nopics lancer for a jimny, but would need to be auto... wonder how slow they are?

They are fun slow. Done 20,000kms in one. They are zippy enough and really fun to drive. Drove a 2011 lancer for a few months also in auto, it was painful. P.s. I secretly love the auto in the Jim. I like it more than the manual now

[brewdles]

Old cunts that tell you how much they love manual cars because you don't need to use the brakes, just use the gears to slow you down.

Because you'd rather cause extra wear on a gearbox than cheap and easily replaceable brake parts.

[Bob Vegana.]

Old cunts who drop it into "top" as soon as they can, then wonder why they keep blowing 5th gear, while they labour the fuck out of it around town.

[Russell]

Old cunts that tell you how much they love manual cars because you don't need to use the brakes, just use the gears to slow you down.

Because you'd rather cause extra wear on a gearbox than cheap and easily replaceable brake parts.

Much better to just whack it in neutral or hold the clutch in and brake.